I am Weaksauce

[MonCapitan2002]

No matter how hard I try I can't create epic threads. Most die before they make it to the second page. :cryhome:

[Doctor X]

First.

--J.D.

[livius drusus]

I think it took me 2 years on II to get a thread with more than 25 posts. Hell, more than 10 posts was something to write home about.

[Qingdai]

Some of us are in the same boat, check out my meger thread history.

[erimir]

I predict that this thread, too, will not be epic.

[Crumb]

:chuckle:

[curses]

I predict that this thread, too, will not be epic.

We can change that.

GIS for epic:
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/epic-boobs-lesbian-demotivational-poster.jpg

[godfry n. glad]

Just write something controversial and refuse to budge on it.

ChuckF will take care of the rest.

[Crumb]

And please pick something that does not involve rusty crowbars.

[Shelli]

:yeahthat:

[ChuckF]

Just write something controversial and refuse to budge on it.

ChuckF will take care of the rest.
Or even just something that is incredibly retarded.

Such is my awesome power.

[Dingfod]

And if it wasn't retarded before, it will be then.

[MonCapitan2002]

Just write something controversial and refuse to budge on it.

ChuckF will take care of the rest.
I would rather avoid putting myself in a situation that would get me inside his targeting reticule.

[MonCapitan2002]

And please pick something that does not involve rusty crowbars.
How about stainless steel?

[Dingfod]

If Snap-On made a crowbar, it would probably be stainless chrome-vanadium steel and cost ten times as much as a rust-prone Chinese-made crowbar.

[fragment]

The longest thread I've started here is titled "Not an interesting thread"...

[curses]

I am secretly envious of the people who started the lolcats and countdown threads.

[Watser?]

:pleased:

[curses]

:glare:

[Watser?]

:glareglomp:

[curses]

:D

One day I too will have an epic thread. YOU JUST WATCH!!!!1

[Watser?]

Right now I am watching whether this damn thread goes to two pages despite what MC says in the OP.

[curses]

Some of us may be trying to make that happen :innocent:

[Watser?]

:gasp: Surely not?!

[curses]

Maaaaaybe. Plust this is the perfect opprotunity to postslut in a new thread.

[Watser?]

How are those 700,000 posts coming along anyway?

[curses]

Not very well :sadcheer:

OOH, page 2! We did it! :flowerdance:

[Watser?]

:larrybounce:

[Watser?]

And no for some shoppings :cart:

[curses]

I'm trying not to make this a new smileydance thread. I guess waaay off topic is another way one can have an epic thread.

[curses]

And you should send some shoppings over here. I'm hungry. I had a small bag of Doritos for breakfast.

[Watser?]

Okay, here ya go :bacon: :egg:

[curses]

Hmm, that just made me...hungrier. Damn.

[livius drusus]

Congratulations, MonCap. :clap:

[MonCapitan2002]

Congrats on what? This does not qualify as an epic thread. I wantz an epic thread!11one111

[curses]

Working on it! :D I thought for sure the bewbage on page one (that I'm sure everyone's seen a million times over) would help.

[MonCapitan2002]

Bewbage? Where?

[curses]

Well, cleavage.

[MonCapitan2002]

Where is this cleavage you speak of?

[curses]

Ack! It didn't show up!1 Can't refind it now, at work.

[Watser?]

I can see it.

I has cleavagevision ®

[curses]

That's cause your special or something. :P

It doesn't show up here at work. We have no internet filters to my knowledge.

[BrotherMan]

Mon Cap will look up and shout "epic threadz!" And we will look down and say "lol!"
:rorschach:

[Crumb]

Let's make this MonCap's longest thread! :muahaha:

[curses]

\o/

[Deadlokd]

Doesn't Ding have one of the longest threads with his "Thread killing sumbitch?"

This may just meander around as much.

[curses]

And we're ok with that, RIGHT? :glare:

[Deadlokd]

Okay, okay. Stop yelling at me.

[curses]

:D

[Qingdai]

My husband sometimes says I'm a hot dish. Or Hot Pocket. I forget which.

[Pan Narrans]

OMG derail! :omgwtf:

[livius drusus]

OMG third page!

[JamesBannon]

Look at it this way, MonCapitan, it could be much worse. You could be me!

[MonCapitan2002]

It can be even worse than that. I could be me! Oh. I am. :darn:

[BrotherMan]

or me
:eeyore2:

[MonCapitan2002]

True.

[curses]

I suppose I should think of someone else that it would suck to be. Nah.

[MonCapitan2002]

You could be Dubya.

[curses]

I was thinking of posting that. You could be...hmm. This requires some thought.

[BrotherMan]

Sarah Palin.

Rob Blegoyvich?

Alan Thicke?

[Dingfod]

Weaksauce? Three pages and 60 replies, that's not weaksauce.

[curses]

Sarah Palin.

Rob Blegoyvich?

Alan Thicke?

Alan Thicke! :lol:

I know! Kirk Cameron!

[MonCapitan2002]

Weaksauce? Three pages and 60 replies, that's not weaksauce.
Weaksauce is a state of mind.

[Watser?]

I thought it was a condiment.

[MonCapitan2002]

:ohnoes: ! I just realized that my post count has a VD! :panic:

[curses]

I bet it got it from Chuck's mom.

[Dingfod]

I thought it was a condiment.I only need weaksauce when my weak isn't properly marinated before grilling.

[MonCapitan2002]

I bet it got it from Chuck's mom.
You should imply such things about Chuck's mom. He might decide to thrash you for slandering her.

[Master Taran]

I thought it was a condiment.I only need weaksauce when my weak isn't properly marinated before grilling.http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/20/633495171199936172-boobies.jpg

[MonCapitan2002]

:giggle:

[Deadlokd]

And in other news, Australian Rugby League players are in the shit again. The culture of "women are there for our pleasure and 12 person gang-bangs are okay on a 19 year old" is old and needs eradicating.

Just my vent for the last week or so.

[ChuckF]

I bet it got it from Chuck's mom.
you better watch out because the persecution train is coming to town

[curses]

you better watch out because the persecution train is coming to town

What? Did they finish with your mom early?

and

OMG OPPRESSED!!!1

[MonCapitan2002]

I can see it now. Target Locked.

[Deadlokd]

Page 4?

[Deadlokd]

Nope, now page 4.

[Deadlokd]

Surely now.

[Deadlokd]

Weird. Posting via quick reply keeps adding posts to the bottom of the page instead of starting a new page.

[MonCapitan2002]

It will change when you leave the thread and click back on it.

[curses]

PAGE 4!

[MonCapitan2002]

Page 5!

[Crumb]

I think this thread is done.

[curses]

* curses pokes it with a fork

[Watser?]

:pokedeadguy:

[curses]

:gooduse:

[Watser?]

Next: Return of the Zombie Killah Thread :zombcan:

[curses]

In which case
:zombpoke:

is more appropriate.

[MonCapitan2002]

I think this thread is done.
:(

[BrotherMan]

CHICKENBUTT!!11!!!1LOL

[Crumb]

It appears I was wrong... :dunno:

[curses]

S'alright Crumb. It happens.

[Crumb]

:nojustno:

[Watser?]

:hoot:

[MonCapitan2002]

Hey! No mocking Crumb! :glare:

[Deadlokd]

Ooh! Crumb has a boyfriend!

Crumb and MonCap sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

[MonCapitan2002]

:brooding:

[Watser?]

:giggles:

[Crumb]

:nope:

[Dingfod]

You brought this on yourself, MonCap, it's like you said you were a thread-killing sumbitch or something.

[beyelzu]

almost

[erimir]

I predict that this thread, too, will not be epic.Perhaps I have made a self-nullifying prophecy? :chin:

[MonCapitan2002]

Is that even possible?

[ChuckF]

Ooh! Crumb has a boyfriend!

Crumb and MonCap sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-:puke: OH MY GOD CALL A DOCTOR
fify

I will find some epicness somewhere in here.

[Pan Narrans]

That's what I told your mom.

[Stormlight]

almost

That's what she said.

[Crumb]

:lol:

[MonCapitan2002]

My weaksaucity is getting worse. I was trying to find a specific Vamp Willow video on YouTube, but my efforts turned up as :fail:.

[Dingfod]

I'd just give up and go with the flow.

[MonCapitan2002]

I'll have to try that.

[Crumb]

Nice thread.

[curses]

Crumbles I love your new avatar.

[MonCapitan2002]

I find it kind of creepy.

[Dingfod]

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/avatars/avatar275_1.gif finds http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/avatars/avatar301_9.gif creepy. Go figure.

[Crumb]

:thankee: I was inspired by that animated movie thread. I am a Chicken Run fan. :yup:

[Sock Puppet]

Chicken Run is so much awesome that it's difficult to fathom how they fit all the awesome in one movie.

[Dingfod]

They didn't, Chicken Run was Wallace and Gromit awesomeness overflow.

[godfry n. glad]

Chicken Run was fabuloso...The Curse of the Were Rabbit was a kick, too!

(Of course, I'm a big fan of both Stalag 17 and The Great Escape. The Bridge Over the River Kwai is a classic, too.)