Save Me!

[Sweetie]

Looking after my Mom's dogs, the two females in heat and the one male rather eager, which is the point of them, lol, procreation for profit.

Oh, and the cat is in heat and has been for weeks! Those cat calls are awful sounding things. :eek:

Man you know, I have no problem with the female cats going at it, but you figure if they're gonna do it, I wish they could figure out how to do it right! No dear, you can't give it to her spine, that doesn't help her, get behind! :doh:

Spring is in the air I guess, save me! :D

[Crumb]

I hear there is a market for kitty porn.

[Sweetie]

LOL, I'm only half-kidding when I say I'll stop by the PetShop to see if they have any strap-ons for cats. :D

This gal has Tomcats coming to the door, we find ourselves shoeing them away in suspicion, we know what's on their mind, lol. Don't get our gal pregnant.

Oh but it's painful to hear, it's like I feel for you doll but there's nothing I can do, *pets*....ack, can't do that either! :D

[Ensign Steve]

There is something you can do to, erm..., assist a cat in heat. Feel free to look it up and get back to us with the results. For the sake of decency I can't bring myself to say it! ;)

[Beth]

Is the answer toss a bucket of water on her, JD?

[Crumb]

I think she means give her a vibrator.

[Ensign Steve]

Crumb's guess is closer.

[Crumb]

Its not feline cunnilingus is it?! :qeek:

[livius drusus]

More like:

:qeek:
:blackcat:

[Crumb]

That's why you are the smiley queen. :queen:

[seebs]

I'm told you can do a female cat with a Q-tip, but she'll just go in heat again. Better to have her fixed.

[kensloft]

When the males come to the door tell them that they can't have at 'er unless they have catdoms. No catdoms? No Pussy! that's easy isn't it? :whup: Think of all the money that the pet store will make selling catdoms. You can even give course on how to put themon properly.

Don't let on that you know about the female catdoms. :wink:

[Beth]

Gosh, just suffer the cat's horny cries, q-tipping the cat or using a vibrator to get it off is just plain nassy. Bleck! If my cat annoyed me too much, I would just toss it into a back room. Mine ios now fixed. No problems evah, evah again about seeing kitty butt in the air, begging for attention. Ew!

[Beth]

Oh, I guess that since you are in Canada in frozen winterland you don't need my warning about keeping the windows shut Sweetie. Those blasted horny Toms are really aggressive about trying to get in to go at a cat in heat.

Once, I had a Tom rip out my bedroom window screen to go after the female. I was startled to hearing a broken lamp and the bloodcurdling sound of mating cats.

[viscousmemories]

Between your capitalization of 'tom' and the striking similarity between the behavior you describe and my own behavior, I'm not clear if you're talking about me or not. :chin:

[Beth]

Not sure if I should be attracted or scared or simply puzzled.

[viscousmemories]

Not sure if I should be attracted or scared or simply puzzled.
Now you're starting to sound like a woman who has dated me. :D

[Crumb]

Get a room, you two. :rolleye1:

[Sweetie]

Get a room, you two. :rolleye1:


:D , that's what we've been telling the cats!