It's You. You're the FAIL.

[BrotherMan]

As usual, Ensign Steve is right. Failblog.org is name fail of epic proportions. I guess it's like nothing sells like bad news or sommit. Most of the time the pictures are of WIN.

So, good people of :ff:, I am benevolently providing space to post your FAIL WIN pics.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-friend-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

[Stormlight]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-anniversary-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-partners-in-education-fail.jpg

[curses]

I love this one cause it hits close to home :D

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-police-car-door-spelling-fail.jpg

[Zehava]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-coke-truck-fail.jpg?w=500&h=331

[Zehava]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/abouttofail.jpg

[Watser?]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-memory-ad-fail.jpg?w=454&h=395

Pure win

[Zehava]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/shark.jpg

[Zehava]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/failagaincrane.jpg

[Zehava]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/un_africa.jpg

[Adam]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/abouttofail.jpg

We need magic Hollywood style extrapolation software to see what happens next, because I'd be willing to bet that cat is totally going to make the jump.

[BrotherMan]

And slide delicately into the sink.

[Zehava]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/saladfail.jpg?w=500

[curses]

Mmm, crunchy frog!

[Zehava]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/babiesdrinking.jpg?w=500

[Zehava]

For Doc X...

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb147.jpg?w=500&h=375

[BrotherMan]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-warning-fail11.jpg?w=475&h=381

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-action-comics-fail.jpg

[Zehava]

For Chuck's mom?

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-gift-fail.jpg

[Watser?]

Now here's some real FAIL that they missed:

http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/repair.jpg

[Zehava]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-politeness-billboard-fail.jpg?w=500&h=368

[Ensign Steve]

See what I mean? Wins all around.

[Ensign Steve]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-lawnbike-fail.jpg?w=500&h=363

[Ensign Steve]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-digital-camera-fail.jpg?w=500&h=350

[curses]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-insect-fail.jpg?w=499&h=348

[curses]

I guess it IS the other other white meat:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-baby-label-fail.jpg?w=498&h=362

[Ensign Steve]

I just clicked over to Once Upon A Win: Epic Wins from when we were kids (http://onceuponawin.com/) from failblog, and yeah. I think they definitely got their taps switched.

[curses]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-denial-fail.jpg

[seebs]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-denial-fail.jpg

I can't find the original entry, either on failblog or on the site.

[Zehava]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-newspaper-infidelity-911-fail.jpg

[Adam]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-lawnbike-fail.jpg?w=500&h=363

Lies! That contraption is one part lawnmower, one part bicycle, and 100% pure win. Imma tear my bike and mower apart when I get home and make one of my own. I bet if you pedal fast enough, you can outrun the chiggers

[Ensign Steve]

I KNOW RIGHT?!

[Stormlight]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-canadian-language-fail1.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-playground-fail.jpg

[Stormlight]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-recycle-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-pie-graph-yahoo-answers-fail.jpg

[curses]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-earthquake-science-news-fail.jpg

[Sock Puppet]

Imagine if they all jumped up and down at once! :freakout:

[Zehava]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-homework-stripper-shovel-fail.jpg

[BrotherMan]

I just clicked over to Once Upon A Win: Epic Wins from when we were kids (http://onceuponawin.com/) from failblog, and yeah. I think they definitely got their taps switched.

The problem with onceuponawin is that in the rush to be like failblog they forgot what makes failblog awesome. Failure is funny.

[MonCapitan2002]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-earthquake-science-news-fail.jpg
:facepalm:

[Doctor X]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-warning-fail11.jpg?w=475&h=381

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-action-comics-fail.jpg

They . . . like me . . . photoshoped out the dialogue in the original cover. As the host of the wonderful "Superdickery" site that has it, "with Photoshop this could be made into the most wrong cover ever."

--J.D.

[Dingfod]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-earthquake-science-news-fail.jpg
:facepalm:But what if they all jumped off a chair at the same time?

[Doctor X]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h95/mulebear/Stupid%20stuff/65.jpg

[Stolen from Mulebear--Ed.]

--J.D.

[erimir]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/failagaincrane.jpgThis one's at Snopes. I'm too lazy to go find the link.

The second crane falling in is photoshop.

Altho the first crane falling in is funny in itself.

[Stormlight]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-black-people-fail.jpg?w=500&h=313

[Stormlight]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-book-my-horse-fail.jpg

[Dingfod]

Crane Accident on Snopes (http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/crane.asp)

[Stormlight]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-chick-sexism-sensitivity-fail.jpg

[Dingfod]

It's funny, but accurate, her name is Laura Chick.

[Doctor X]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-black-people-fail.jpg?w=500&h=313

Wow!

Sure, some of these will be Urban Legends--I believe the "poll dance" is another such one.

But who cares.

It is not like the lolcatz are fake.

--J.D.

[Ymir's blood]

This one's at Snopes. I'm too lazy to go find the link.

The second crane falling in is photoshop.

Altho the first crane falling in is funny in itself.

Crane Accident on Snopes (http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/crane.asp)
The first crane is definitely a fail - it's just a lift for loading and unloading the truck. That's why it doesn't have outriggers to brace it. (the extendable 'feet' on the side of the second crane)

[Stormlight]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-flavor-fail.jpg

[Wonderbread Leotard]

Failure personified:

http://www.sovereignism.org/kael1.jpg

BTW: Can anyone tell that I don't like Kael? :D

[Stormlight]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-dick-in-a-box-fa.jpg

[Malloch]

Failure personified:

http://www.sovereignism.org/kael1.jpg

BTW: Can anyone tell that I don't like Kael? :D

I really don't give a shit who you don't like, however I find your annoying little, and irrelevant post in the middle of a completely unrelated thread, well.. stupid.

[Doctor X]

I really don't give a shit who you don't like, however I find your annoying little, and irrelevant post in the middle of a completely unrelated thread, well.. stupid.

Then do us a favor, Malloch: do not quote his post when you reply.

Some of us do not like having their Personal Viewing Pleasure [Tm--Ed.] sullied by the ravings of a pedophile whose Mom rents him out to meth-addicts for crack money.

Standards, Sir! Standards!

--J.D.

[Doctor X]

Besides Malloch, in a year or two when his ass gets too loose, he may come to YOU:

http://www.thebluething.com/img/internet-soldier.jpg

for a "job."

--J.D.

[Smilin]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-dick-in-a-box-fa.jpg

THAT'S where he got that fabulous shirt from???

and that must be the infamous Jenni........

[MonCapitan2002]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-dick-in-a-box-fa.jpg
:wha:?

[Sock Puppet]

:wha:?
The subtext, according to postmodern interpretive models, is that he has gift-wrapped his penis. She is extremely surprised and pleased, at the length, girth, or both. Or perhaps because it is the thought that counts.
:professor:

[Doctor X]

Look . . . in . . . the . . . "box."

Apparently, you have never looked in a "box" nor had a girl reach for popcorn at a movie with you.








FAIL!

--J.D.

[MonCapitan2002]

:wha:?
The subtext, according to postmodern interpretive models, is that he has gift-wrapped his penis. She is extremely surprised and pleased, at the length, girth, or both. Or perhaps because it is the thought that counts.
:professor:
Ahh. :dopey:

[mulebear]

Thanks guys.

As Dr. X knows, I love these things.

I will be thieving a few.

[mulebear]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h95/mulebear/Stupid%20stuff/queenfail.jpg

[seebs]

Failure personified

I dunno, I liked the more evocative "unwanted love child of the Marquis de Sade and Master Shake".

[BrotherMan]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-hamburger-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

[Smilin]

http://www.fa1l.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/accde_wrestling-epic-fail1.jpg

[erimir]

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5447&stc=1&d=1242763397

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

:wha:?
Step one: Cut a hole in the box

[Smilin]

:wha:?
Step one: Cut a hole in the box


Step two: Put it over your head as in your avatar? :laugh:

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

:chuckle:

[Doctor X]

Step 3: Profit.





What?

--J.D.

[MonCapitan2002]

:wha:?
Step one: Cut a hole in the box
What can I say? I had a :dunce: moment there.

[Stormlight]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/danglecat.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/wolverine.gif

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/classicfail.jpg

[MonCapitan2002]

THat last one got a chuckle.

[fragment]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/classicfail.jpg
The multi-page discussion of what's allegedly humorous about this was pretty fail, though.

[BrotherMan]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-cuyama-fail.jpg?w=500&h=347

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-half-car-fail.jpg?w=500&h=312

[Chris Porter]

Now I'm just irritated. For the most part, these aren't displaying fail. They are displaying creativity and innovation and playfulness.

None of which are in any way "fail".

Bah humbug.

[lisarea]

That was supposed to be the point of the thread. B-man is just bringing it back on track.

Oh, and I completely agree. That's one of the things that makes me hate that Fail "meme."

I also hate "memes."

[Watser?]

I especially hate the "I hate memes" meme.

[lisarea]

Know what I hate even more?

Nice try, but I'm not going to do that.

Now poor Brotherman has to bring his thread back on track AGAIN.

[Ensign Steve]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-cuyama-fail.jpg?w=500&h=347


I double checked the math. Definite win.

Now I'm just irritated. For the most part, these aren't displaying fail. They are displaying creativity and innovation and playfulness.

None of which are in any way "fail".

Bah humbug.

That's the point of the thread, Chris.

Edit: Whoops! I didn't notice we were onto a new page.

[BrotherMan]

Don't ascribe motivations to your friendly neighborhood BrotherMan. BrotherMan was just posting funny pictures.

:shiftier:

[lisarea]

BrotherMan is now ironically disavowing his motivations, and attempting to soften his criticisms with a humorous smiley!

He is also referring to himself in the third person and passive aggressively spelling his username correctly.

[BrotherMan]

:shakelisapea:

[MonCapitan2002]

By misspelling her name you are going to prompt her into kicking your ass.

[Doctor X]

[Occasionally he finds it helpful to actually read the posts to which he responds.--Ed.]

[Stormlight]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/locat-tarzanfail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/groinbaseball.jpg

[MonCapitan2002]

:ouch:

[BrotherMan]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-mini-golf-fail.jpg?w=500&h=333

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-cd-placement-fail.jpg?w=395&h=345

[Demimonde]

This cracked me up. Though it is FAIL because it uses lame instead of fail, and rad instead of win.

Judgementotron

Here's the first episode.

Hipsters in Space

[BrotherMan]

:wtfsign:

Get that fail out of my win thread.

[Demimonde]

:denial:

[Dingfod]

5459

[Dingfod]

My post is a FAIL.

[Malloch]

My post is a FAIL.

Well yes, but .... god are people really that stupid?

[curses]

I had to google that but apparently this thread is epic that it's spawned comments all over the web. This one has a Play Him off keyboard cat for the guy.

Bike won’t Start after Using NOS Fuel Additive [Pics and Video] | Motorcycle Blog: The Sidecar (http://blog.motorcycle.com/2009/05/21/products/bike-wont-start-after-using-nos-fuel-additive-pics-and-video/)

Edit: here's the tread of epic fail.
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

[viscousmemories]

I'd bet my left ear the guy was trolling. Someone might be dumb enough to miss the "Energy Drink" under the name, but who is going to think they can find a fuel additive between the Snapple and Diet Coke?

[curses]

He explains further in the thread that it was on an endcap nowhere near the drinks. I can't decide whether it's a good troll or not but it's full of lulz either way.

[Doctor X]

Sort of like that the infamous "is there a place where you can just rent books" post from an Australian forum.

--J.D.

[Stormlight]

I had to google that but apparently this thread is epic that it's spawned comments all over the web. This one has a Play Him off keyboard cat for the guy.

Bike won’t Start after Using NOS Fuel Additive [Pics and Video] | Motorcycle Blog: The Sidecar (http://blog.motorcycle.com/2009/05/21/products/bike-wont-start-after-using-nos-fuel-additive-pics-and-video/)

Edit: here's the tread of epic fail.
Bike won't start after using NOS fuel additive : Suzuki GSX-R Motorcycle Forums: Gixxer.com (http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570)

That thread is full of win. :rofl:

[Stormlight]

http://www.failfunnies.com/35/images/fuel-idea-fail.jpg

[curses]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc187/teh_q/1225876015968.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j186/Mstrand_68/l_0f1049185e9b108af5e142698f1ae5cb.jpg

[MonCapitan2002]

You get a thanks for posting a Star Trek related picture. I bet you now feel all warm and tingly.

[curses]

:D

Oh, and

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn193/DarethDarkaxe/Demotivator__Epic_Fail.jpg

[curses]

Oh, and for MonCap and prolly ES:

http://www.lamarkomme.nl/rush/double-facepalm.jpg

[MonCapitan2002]

:rofl:

[curses]

One last one and I'll stop, I swear.

This one is dedicated to Chuck.

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x135/orange92gt/cats/2228473611_ecf22722e7.jpg

[MonCapitan2002]

Chuck should appreciate it. Who knows, he might lay off you in the call out thread.

[Zehava]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-double-fail.jpg?w=498&h=375

[curses]

Oh wow. That article is :dramallama:

[Crumb]

I was waiting to learn that the man had a vasectomy and just wanted to do the guys wife. :giggles:

[BrotherMan]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-slut-receipt-fail.jpg?w=250&h=473

[wei yau]

That is one cheap slut.

[Doctor X]

Is the FAIL that the slut costs less than nachos?

--J.D.

[Dingfod]

That's WIN to me.

[Qingdai]

I think it's also fail to spend that much on boring food in Singapore.

[Dingfod]

No kidding. Nachos and peanut butter and jelly? WTF?

[Qingdai]

Although Slut, that is an interesting addition to any meal.

[seebs]

I really do want to know whether that's a typo or what.

[Dingfod]

It's probably Engrish.

[MonCapitan2002]

If it is a typo, what is the word supposed to be?

[Dingfod]

Maybe it's an abbreviation for savory lamb ultra-tasty.

[Doctor X]

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/DoctorX_photos/FAIL/1deba97a.jpg

--J.D.

[MonCapitan2002]

She's not that attractive so in her case that isn't necessarily a bad thing.

[MrFungus420]

You get a thanks for posting a Star Trek related picture. I bet you now feel all warm and tingly.

Yeah, but it's a fail because it was Jean-Lick Dickhard...

[MonCapitan2002]

:glare:

[Angakuk]

You get a thanks for posting a Star Trek related picture. I bet you now feel all warm and tingly.

Yeah, but it's a fail because it was Jean-Lick Dickhard...

Shouldn't that be Jean-Lick Prickhard?

[MonCapitan2002]

:glare:

[BrotherMan]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-no-squirl-fail.jpg?w=496&h=364

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-colr-book-fail.jpg?w=375&h=500

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-taco-bell-free-taco-advertising-fail.jpg?w=492&h=349

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-be-milf-fail.jpg?w=499&h=364

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/celebrity-pictures-neil-patrick-harris-top-gun.jpg

[MonCapitan2002]

:giggle:

[Qingdai]

:laugh: I'd have liked to have heard the squirrel episode.

[Doctor X]

:laugh: I'd have liked to have heard the squirrel episode.

:freakout:

--J.D.

[Shake]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-colr-book-fail.jpg?w=375&h=500

What? That's an instant win. Just put your name on it and hand it in, saying, "Done!"

[BrotherMan]

Yes, that's totally auto-win.

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wtf-pics-cant-touch-it.jpg

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hotty.png

[Dingfod]

Ad placement FAIL

5480

[curses]

Yes, that's totally auto-win.

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wtf-pics-cant-touch-it.jpgeew.

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hotty.png
That looks like Riff Raff dressed as a furry. That's a disturbing thing.

[Watser?]

:shudder:

[BrotherMan]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/celebrity-pictures-burger-king-his-turn.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-v-card-fail.jpg?w=334&h=500

[Stormlight]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-gender-s-fail.jpg?w=350&h=141

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-risk-mgmt-fail.jpg?w=500&h=318

[Stormlight]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-rocket-surg-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

[Dingfod]

I say "It's not rocket surgery." all the time, for the lulz, of course.

[BrotherMan]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-carny-sp-fail.jpg?w=338&h=500

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-sweet-pea-fail1.jpg?w=342&h=450

[MonCapitan2002]

:rofl:

[curses]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-sweet-pea-fail1.jpg?w=342&h=450

Win.

[seebs]

Some people really come to identify positively with their new social role as "diabetic".

[Jerome]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-v-card-fail.jpg?w=334&h=500

I think that that is a win.

:cool:

[Stormlight]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-ljs-fail.jpg?w=500&h=312

[Sock Puppet]

If they manage to sell it for $9.19, that's a definite WIN.

[MonCapitan2002]

Heh. I wonder what message that sign was intended to say.

[Dingfod]

Mucus, but someone jacked the sign.

[MonCapitan2002]

Eww. :sick:

[erimir]

Cucumbers?

[Ensign Steve]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-wordwheel-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

[California Tanker]

I had to google that but apparently this thread is epic that it's spawned comments all over the web. This one has a Play Him off keyboard cat for the guy.


Those threads are always amusing. They seem to come in two categories. One which is just epic fame in and of themselves, though the thread may die, the original topic lives forever. The most famous example of this, of course, being Gecko43 on GlockTalk.com, the famous Mall Ninja.

The other is the topic which doesn't get mentioned quite as much, but the fun is in reading the thread as it happens, trying to get to the end which keeps getting further away as various boards from around the world check in. For example, does anyone really remember Chuck Wenzel (Of "I got Wenzeled fame")? But it was great watching all the completely irrelevant people just checking in on the Pirate 4x4 Board, saying things like "Yep, we in the IrishBodybuilderforum.com board are now following the story..."

NTM

[Dingfod]

Cucumbers?A closer inspection of the sign in question leads me to believe the CU before the CUM has been 'shopped out. I know this because of the pixels and I've seen a lot of 'shops in my day.

[BrotherMan]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-evacuation-fail.jpg

[Stormlight]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-sober-fail.jpg

[Ensign Steve]

WIN!

[Shake]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-evacuation-fail.jpg

That pic reminds me of this one:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y184/shake69/funny%20stuff/BOMB-1.jpg

[Zehava]

Most of the images are dead links now, but it reminds me of the "If you have set yourself on fire" (http://www.geocities.com/thefirethread/index.html) thread.

[Dingfod]

I laughed until I cried when that thread was the hot item at IIDB, made a few contributions to it myself.

[Crumb]

There was a lot of great stuff in that thread. :yup: Too bad it is all gone with the broken links.

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

The Fire thread is what got me to II.

[curses]

Fucking Hell. I followed OM over from the Sykospark boards from a link to that thread he posted there. That's how I found II.

[MonCapitan2002]

That was one of II's better threads.

[Ensign Steve]

OM?

ETA: Oxmat?

[BrotherMan]

Yus. Oxidizing Materials

[BrotherMan]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-traffic-light-fail.jpg


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-violence-exception-fail.jpg

[MonCapitan2002]

:lol:

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

YouTube - The Maury Show

...? Denizens of FF, you vote.

[MonCapitan2002]

I have only one thing to say. :facepalm:

[Angakuk]

I take it that, in this case, FF stands for Family Fail.

[Jerome]

http://www.slander08.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/cool-kid.jpg

[MonCapitan2002]

That is a definite :fail:.

[BrotherMan]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-faceplant-fail.jpg

[MonCapitan2002]

:haha:

[Ensign Steve]

Holy shit, what happened to her? Looks more like narcolepsy than anything else.

[Ymir's blood]

Tramp stamp poisoning. so very sad. :sadyup:

[lisarea]

Holy shit, what happened to her? Looks more like narcolepsy than anything else.

I found that picture very alarming, too. It almost looks like some of those pictures of contorted bodies floating in the water after Hurricane Katrina.

So I went back to the source and then looked up who that lady is, and I found the picture here, plus one of her getting up and being OK:

Unprofessional Foul: Nives Celzijus Munches Carpet (http://unprofessionalfoul.com/2009/06/nives-celzijus-munches-carpet.html)

[BrotherMan]

lisapea with the LINK WIN.

[Jerome]

Courtesy of Lisarea's link in her link.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gnZflX7YPWQ/Sg2J8vRIRYI/AAAAAAAAAh0/KzXB68ethC8/s1600/nives1.jpg

[BrotherMan]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-historical-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

[Ensign Steve]

Win fucking win goddamnit! So much fucking win I don't know what to do with myself. :freakout:

[Kael]

Dude, a Scottish Darth Vader? Fuck yes!

[BrotherMan]

http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/batmobile.jpg

[Jerome]

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/redneck_church_sign2.jpg

[Pinecone]

WANT teenie Batmobile! :excited:

[Stormlight]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-sad-ball.jpg?w=500&h=375

[wei yau]

That's not a fail, that's a variant!

It's gonna be worth a lot of money someday.

[lisarea]

It's just a sideways regular one, though, no?

Maybe the printing is a little off center on one side.

[Adam]

That's not a fail, that's a variant!

It's gonna be worth a lot of money someday.

ZOMG get that thing into a mylar bag, STAT!

[Jerome]

http://www.typobuddy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/fuck-the-systsem-misspelled-tattoo.jpg

[Qingdai]

This whole page is so very win, I want to go the the unhappy beach in the mini-batmobile with Scottish er, Plaid Vader.

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Jezebel - Bacardi Ad Uses Misogyny To Sell Alcohol To Women - Bacardi get an ugly girlfriend (http://jezebel.com/5296935/bacardi-ad-uses-misogyny-to-sell-alcohol-to-women)

I don't know whether to classify this as a FAIL or STABYOUINTHEFACEYOUMISOGYNISTBASTARDS.

[Jerome]

Pretending that all people are equal is THE FAIL!

:D

[Doctor X]

Jezebel - Bacardi Ad Uses Misogyny To Sell Alcohol To Women - Bacardi get an ugly girlfriend (http://jezebel.com/5296935/bacardi-ad-uses-misogyny-to-sell-alcohol-to-women)

I don't know whether to classify this as a FAIL or STABYOUINTHEFACEYOUMISOGYNISTBASTARDS.

Indeed, when you consider most men start drinking that shit because they already have a hideous girlfriend. . . .

--J.D.

[Jerome]

:haha: http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/avatars/avatar1671_3.gif


I crack me up.

[Jerome]

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2006/RedneckBirthdayPresent.jpg

[MonCapitan2002]

Jezebel - Bacardi Ad Uses Misogyny To Sell Alcohol To Women - Bacardi get an ugly girlfriend (http://jezebel.com/5296935/bacardi-ad-uses-misogyny-to-sell-alcohol-to-women)

I don't know whether to classify this as a FAIL or STABYOUINTHEFACEYOUMISOGYNISTBASTARDS.
:facepalm:

That is one fucked up advertising campaign. The assholes who thought this up should be fired.

[lisarea]

Jezebel - Bacardi Ad Uses Misogyny To Sell Alcohol To Women - Bacardi get an ugly girlfriend (http://jezebel.com/5296935/bacardi-ad-uses-misogyny-to-sell-alcohol-to-women)

I don't know whether to classify this as a FAIL or STABYOUINTHEFACEYOUMISOGYNISTBASTARDS.

I hate when I some company does something really obnoxious, but I can't boycott them because I never bought their crap in the first place.

[Qingdai]

Bacardi rum sucks. Flor de Cana is much better.

[MonCapitan2002]

Jezebel - Bacardi Ad Uses Misogyny To Sell Alcohol To Women - Bacardi get an ugly girlfriend (http://jezebel.com/5296935/bacardi-ad-uses-misogyny-to-sell-alcohol-to-women)

I don't know whether to classify this as a FAIL or STABYOUINTHEFACEYOUMISOGYNISTBASTARDS.

I hate when I some company does something really obnoxious, but I can't boycott them because I never bought their crap in the first place.
Don't let mere technicalities stop you from boycotting. After all, no one needs to know you never bought their shit.

[Stormlight]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-dog-name-fail.jpg?w=350&h=445

[Doctor X]

:lol:

--J.D.

[BrotherMan]

Finally, they start getting it right.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-news-name-win.jpg?w=400&h=300

[Ensign Steve]

Congratulations, indeed!

[Doctor X]

Awesome. . . .

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/373.jpg

--J.D.

[Ensign Steve]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/10/star%20wars%20tats.jpg

[Adam]

:lol: @ the Death Star melting into the Celtic thingie.

[Ensign Steve]

Is it melting? It's heart-shaped.

[Adam]

Oh, I didn't get that...that's even better. Nothing says love like a planet destroying super laser.

[BrotherMan]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-blond-study-fail.jpg?w=450&h=582

[Miisa]

I found this on a site of "most idiotic tattoos" but I think it is actually a win.

Born with joined toes and a sense on humour.

[link removed due to its fail nature - liv]

[Corona688]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-dog-name-fail.jpg?w=350&h=445 Look closely. The dog is carrying a ball.

[lisarea]

It also looks nothing at all like a Rottweiler, and certainly not a 'championship bloodline' one.

I'm betting they got the wrong picture somehow.

[Corona688]

It also looks nothing at all like a Rottweiler, and certainly not a 'championship bloodline' one. Oh. I thought the joke was it looked ferocious until you take a closer look. OK, I fail.

[lisarea]

No, I think that is the joke. I'm just saying the 'not a Rottie' thing might offer a clue as to how the picture got there.

[Dingfod]

http://media.techeblog.com/images/adopteddog.jpg (http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/i-don-t-think-those-dog-training-dvds-worked)

[Smilin]

:laugh:

[BrotherMan]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-wrong-bus-fail.jpg?w=500&h=333

[Watser?]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-service-fail.jpg

[Crumb]

Is anyone else getting a window phising for user name and password on this page?

[curses]

It has to do with Miisa's post, the pic is now password protected now.

[Pyrrho]

Yes.

I get

A username and password are being requested by http://208.106.191.145. The site says: "208.106.191.145"

[Pyrrho]

Eh, redacted.

[Miisa]

Bollocks, I can't even edit it any more. I knew it, I am the fail. :sadcheer:

[curses]

:hoot:

[Smilin]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3141/3110045557_299c4b1586.jpg

[Crumb]

Ah... new page, no message. :thankee:

[Master Taran]

So far!

[Miisa]

:tremble:


:cryhome:

[BrotherMan]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-cemetery-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

[JoeP]

Bollocks, I can't even edit it any more. I knew it, I am the fail. :sadcheer:

FAILPENGUIN

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3141/3110045557_299c4b1586.jpg

FAILPENGUIN

[Miisa]

:glare:

:shakejoep:

[Shake]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3141/3110045557_299c4b1586.jpg

Maybe the bear ate the penguin. I'm just sayin'.

:P

[Doctor X]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/23/128928431895699616.jpg

--J.D.

[BrotherMan]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-friendly-bear-fail.jpg?w=500&h=667

In related news, I've found Smilin's new avatar.

[JamesBannon]

:lol:

[Qingdai]

My kid's dentist has the snake version of that bear, a snake with human teeth is just wrong, wrong, wrong.

[Ensign Steve]

I don't think the bear fails, though. You need something to show the kids how to brush their teeth, and that bear is less creepy (really, at least a little less creepy) than the disembodied giant teeth with the giant toothbrush.

[Doctor X]

My kid's dentist has the snake version of that bear, a snake with human teeth is just wrong, wrong, wrong.

Obama?

Too soon?

--J.D.

[Ensign Steve]

Maybe the bear ate the penguin. I'm just sayin'.

:P

http://e-merl.com/comics/2009-07-23.gif

[BrotherMan]

I don't think the bear fails, though. You need something to show the kids how to brush their teeth, and that bear is less creepy (really, at least a little less creepy) than the disembodied giant teeth with the giant toothbrush.

Okay, kids! It's time to learn how to brush your teeth with Toothy the Bear!

First step! Drop some acid.

[JoeP]

e-merl!

[mulebear]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h95/mulebear/Stupid%20stuff/shitabuckmm3an8-1.jpg

[Dingfod]

I swear I've shit a turd that big before, but not one with antlers.

[BrotherMan]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-cake-print-fail.jpg?w=500&h=332

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-under-bridge-fail.jpg?w=500&h=346

[Qingdai]

Nice cake!

[Doctor X]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/celebrity-pics-kaulitz-fail.jpg

--J.D.

[erimir]

Haha!

Conform to whiteness and masculinity, or you are a FAIL!

So funny.

[But]

Yes, not quite politically correct. In this case, I think it's perfectly okay. Those little shits annoy the hell out of me.

[Watser?]

I have no idea who they are :dunno: