Degenerate Scum! Degenerate Scum!

[Wonderbread Leotard]

"Clearly the Chastity Crusader is a total closet case who needs to get laid." <- Sarah gets it.

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Posted by Sarah Mirk on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 3:15 PM

Remember on Saturday night when 5,000 people rode naked through downtown and no one got arrested? Remember how there was one guy who refused to have fun, a Chastity Crusader who walked through the bike ride filming people and yelling, "Your grandmothers are ashamed of you!"?

Well Hallelujah! The nutcase put his footage online! Here's how he explains his obsession with naked Portland bike riders:"Culture vandals took to the streets tonight to express their hatred for Christian culture and the moral culture their parents believed in... A silly naked man standing next to me natters to me that "our civilization is based on mutual respect." ... But our civilization is based primarily on MORALITY. And the whole point of his nakedness, and the crowd's, was to show DISRESPECT for the moral culture around them, and they disrespected everyone in town."

Apparently his definition of respectful "Christian moral culture" is yelling "Get raped, degenerate scum!" at passing Portlanders.

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Clearly the Chastity Crusader is a total closet case who needs to get laid. Here are the facts:

Fact #1: Turns out he has a weirdo celibacy website which includes such classic rants as "Porn is Weapon Used By Jews Against Gentiles."

Fact #2: The guy RUNS up to meet the ride, obviously aching to get a glimpse of the action before it passes him by so he can film it for his purely gentile porn stash.

Fact #3: As he's talking to the cute, polite volunteer, the Chastity Crusader clearly can't help but check out the kid's junk, panning the camera down and then whoops! back up again quickly.

Q.E.D, dude needs to get laid. Big thank you to Abusive for the link.

UPDATE: Oh my God, oh my God, scroll down through the comments for a hilarious response from the Chastity Crusader's friend. It includes the line, "What occurred in downtown Portland the other night was a repulsive event, and people need to know its true extent. In any event, the genitalia of the effeminate male in question was mercifully shrouded in shadow, so its pretty obvious you are not being sincere in your allegation."

[Wonderbread Leotard]

I actually have come across this guy online. He works as a locational astrologer, new agey celibacy guru and sells music like this on the side:

YouTube - Fascist Propaganda

Someone might compare him to Sovereignists because of his "get raped" screams but in pertinent respects, he's fundamentally about as opposite as can get in his philosophy, values and goals.

His worldview involves some mishmash of New Agey and quasi-Hindu mysticism, "Aryan" esoterism along with some praise for Christianity. Sometimes he switches to attacking Christianity when Bible-thumpers criticize his job as a fortune teller and his interest in Eastern religion, etc. He considers scientists to be vastly overrated and any kind of naturalism to be poison. Creationist of sorts. Says the universe is basically a dream in the mind of God or somesuch. 9/11 denier. Holocaust denier. Alternates between praising Hitler and saying he was actually a Jew or tool of Jews. Moon landing denier. A weird sort of racist. Wants women to stop doing "men's jobs," to reject anything remotely resembling feminism and to stay in the hearth popping out babies for the white race. Claims that feminism (and just about anything else he doesn't like) would not exist without Jews. Claims that semen has mystical powers and that men gain more power, creativity, intelligence, etc., by avoiding masturbation and sex except on occasion for purely reproductive purposes. OTOH, he doesn't care about wives being able to say no to their husbands, for example. He claims that sexually repressed men are the hardest to control and the least influenced by their libidos, while women are meant to receive penetrative sex from dominant husbands and tend to grow stronger as a result, which is a belief about as purely in contradiction of Sovereignist views on sexuality as could get. He claims that non-reproductive sex inevitably leads to men being addicted to it. "The more they get it, the more they'll want it." Ironically, he claims that male masturbation often leads to poor eyesight and eventually blindness and ... wears glasses himself.

[erimir]

Someone might compare him to Sovereignists because of his "get raped" screams but in pertinent respects, he's fundamentally about as opposite as can get in his philosophy, values and goals.Oh come on. You could at least wait to see if anyone would compare you to him seriously, before making such a stupid claim. I mean, obviously now nobody will, so I guess neither of us will be able to prove that point.

I wouldn't have compared him to you tho. He seems quite a bit stupider than you.

This, however, doesn't imply that your ideas are any more valid.