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WinAce
03-08-2005, 10:40 PM
Now, before you kill me, this was a dream I just had an hour or so ago. I was walking along with Jessica at the airport cafe, looking for something to eat, and it was either a ham sandwich, some moderately appetizing salad, or these. So, I grabbed the "Pro-Choice" brand hot dogs, which also had a message saying they were endorsed by some New York professor at Columbia University.

Then I woke up. Before even getting a chance to savor them, too! (Should I be glad I didn't look up the ingredients list?)

When I told Jess, she joked "You even dream of eating babies! Sicko!"

Are embryo-based hot dogs about the most disgusting food item imaginable, or can someone top that? :P

One for Sorrow
03-08-2005, 10:45 PM
When I told Jess, she joked "You even dream of eating babies! Sicko!"

I wasn't joking.


:twitch:

godfry n. glad
03-08-2005, 11:12 PM
Lamb is babies.

Veal is babies.

Eggs are menstrual deposits.

MonCapitan2002
03-09-2005, 08:02 AM
Now, before you kill me, this was a dream I just had an hour or so ago. I was walking along with Jessica at the airport cafe, looking for something to eat, and it was either a ham sandwich, some moderately appetizing salad, or these. So, I grabbed the "Pro-Choice" brand hot dogs, which also had a message saying they were endorsed by some New York professor at Columbia University.

Then I woke up. Before even getting a chance to savor them, too! (Should I be glad I didn't look up the ingredients list?)

When I told Jess, she joked "You even dream of eating babies! Sicko!"

Are embryo-based hot dogs about the most disgusting food item imaginable, or can someone top that? :P
Hehe. That sounds like an amusing story. I rarely ever have such interesting dreams.

Shake
03-10-2005, 07:29 PM
Hehe. That sounds like an amusing story. I rarely ever have such interesting dreams.
I often have such interesting dreams, but rarely remember them long enough to be able to talk about them.