A question for the ladies....

[Smilin]

Man arrested with panties hanging from pants

Deputies say a search revealed some 40 pairs of female undergarments
ATHENS, Tenn. :facepalm: - A man has been charged with public intoxication after authorities said he was walking along Highway 11 with a pair of panties hanging out from his unzipped pants.

According to The Daily Post-Athenian, 31-year-old man told deputies he had been at a pool party and stole them from a nearby home early Sunday.

A search revealed the man had stuffed some 40 pairs of female undergarments into his pants, although he had thrown most of them to the ground as a deputy approached.

The owner of the garments declined to prosecute but the man was arrested on a charge of public intoxication.

My question is who owns 40 pair of panties?????????

[Miisa]

:girlwave:

[Sock Puppet]

The circumstances of acquisition must have been mighty embarassing for her not to prosecute. 40 pairs of undies ain't cheap to replace, unless they were from Wal-Mart-issue multipacks.

Oh, right, Tennessee. Of course they were.

[lisarea]

Panties is one of the stupidest words ever, so I'm not going to post in your dumb thread!

[LadyShea]

I suppose some women buy new panties and don't throw out their old ones, and could "collect" 40 pairs.

Or maybe they have a mom like mine, who buys socks and underwear on sale all year to give for Christmas. One year she kept forgetting or something, and went to wrap my gifts and had bought me nothing but socks. So, I got like 20 pairs of socks and I don't even wear socks except once a while.

[freemonkey]

I went through a very girlie phase when I was in my 20's and I was all about the panties. Lacy panties, silky panties, sexy panties. Panties, panties, panties. I had lots of them.

[Miisa]

Yes, panties are not so much about having "something" to put on; they have to match your mood, the bra, go well with the clothes you are wearing otherwise, you might need string and normal versions in the same style...

[Plant Woman]

I have 0, so what does that mean?

[SharonDee]

Yes, panties are not so much about having "something" to put on; they have to match your mood, the bra, go well with the clothes ... Bah! My panties are to protect my pants from my ass. Therefore, they are too utilitarian for any panty-raider to steal.

Granny-panties for the win!

[JoeP]

I have 0, so what does that mean?

Better than if you have (0)

[Smilin]

I have 0, so what does that mean?

:heybabeh:

[maddog]

I have 0, so what does that mean?

Some guy stole all of yours at your last pool party?

#2230

[Plant Woman]

:foocl: I wondered what happened

Allergies, can't wear them.

* Plant Woman hands smilin a napkin for the drool.

[Sock Puppet]

Bah! My panties are to protect my pants from my ass. Therefore, they are too utilitarian for any panty-raider to steal.

Granny-panties for the win!Ah, sweet, innocent SharonDee. Please don't ever google "granny panties fetish."

[SharonDee]

:scaredbaby:

[Qingdai]

Well, many of them don't take up much room. I see how you could end up with 40-50 with little notice.

The only thing worse than the word "panties" is the phrase "moist panties."

[Doctor X]

Depends on why they are moist.

--J.D.

[Legs]

My question is who owns 40 pair of panties?????????

Sometimes you wear more than one at a time

:caught:

http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-1128815557.jpg

[godfry n. glad]

You just made Doc's day, Legs.

[Miisa]

Allergies, can't wear them.
So... do you wear any clothes at all?

[Watser?]

Depends on why they are moist.

--J.D.

Fart mishap?

[Doctor X]

Depends on why they are moist.

Fart mishap?

*Crosses Watser? off T3h L1st*

--J.D.

[Plant Woman]

Allergies, can't wear them.
So... do you wear any clothes at all?

Yup but certain things like elastic are problematic for me.

[Doctor X]

Allergies, can't wear them.
So... do you wear any clothes at all?

Yup but certain things like elastic are problematic for me.

But silk and leather are still "in," yes?

--J.D.

[godfry n. glad]

:10footpole:

:nojustno:

[Fencesitter]

That reminds me.

note to self: buy more panties. . . just in case. :writing:

[Dingfod]

Note to self: zip up, even when drunk.

[Petra]

Panties is one of the stupidest words ever, so I'm not going to post in your dumb thread!

Totally agree! It's almost a creepy word.

I like knickers, myself. Even undies is better than panties.

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[Dingfod]

Don't get your panties in a twist.