Triple Dog Dare

[Brimshack]

Betcha Can't Watch the Whole Thing!!


:popcorn:

[Ari]

Wow, that we ever survived the 80's is proof god loves us.

[MonCapitan2002]

Well, I managed to watch the whole thing. My brain has folded in upon itself in horror, but I still managed to watch it.

[Sock Puppet]

Wow, that we ever survived the 80's is proof god loves us.I've got some questions for god about why we had to go through the 80's in the first place.

[Ensign Steve]

God was teasing us, like he did Job.

[Watser?]

I can see you guys don't remember the horror that was the 70's. :shudder:

[JamesBannon]

I am a :fail: I got about 30 seconds into the video and couldn't stand any more.

[Pan Narrans]

I can see you guys don't remember the horror that was the 70's. :shudder:

To wit:

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/63/13/18/18837673.jpg

[Garnet]

I think it's a good thing that I can't watch videos with sound at work.

[Sock Puppet]

I can see you guys don't remember the horror that was the 70's. :shudder:Indeed I do. It was extremely difficult for the 80s to be worse, but somehow they managed it.

[livius drusus]

The Knight Rider footage doesn't exactly blend seamlessly with the smokey swamps of sadness bit. Also, I think curly mullets may be even worse than the traditional because they sort of fake like they might not be mullets.

:hoff:

[Ensign Steve]

My boyfriend back in the day had a curly mullet, and there was no mistaking it for a not mullet because the party in the back went down to his waist. So hot!

[livius drusus]

There is no God here.

[Ensign Steve]

Oh how jealous I was of those chestnut spiral curls. :beloved:

[Stormlight]

:giggle:

[Brimshack]

You guys are taking this rather well.

[livius drusus]

You must have missed the curly mullet part.

[Master Taran]

I threw up a little in my mouth.

[JamesBannon]

Here, Brimshack. Try one of these. :cookiejar: I have it on good authority they are authentic. :muahaha:

[Brimshack]

Are those cookies Catholic?

[livius drusus]

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure they shit in the woods.

[Brimshack]

I threw up a little in my mouth.

As any good red blooded American should, sir.


...or pretty much any human being.


...what was with the nurses?

[Brimshack]

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure they shit in the woods.

...all very suspicious.

[lisarea]

Did I miss something, or in that part where the naughty nurses push away the hospital bed, did they NOT show it crash through a wall and then jump over shit?

I hate to see greatness just slide through someone's fingers like that.

Oh, hey. Look:

YouTube - Gary Busey is BULLETPROOF!

What the fuck is this?

YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, BUTTHORN!

[Watser?]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/celebrity-pictures-david-hasselhoff-terrorist-tortured.jpg

[Brimshack]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

(I've been one-upped)

[JamesBannon]

Are those cookies Catholic?

I dunno about catholic, but they are certainly Klingon! ;)

[Brimshack]

Same difference.

You're Nova, aren't you?

[JamesBannon]

I dunno, the cookies have rotted my brain! :)

[Brimshack]

That's what you get for taking the papal pastries.

Foolish James. Now you are her toy.

[JamesBannon]

Hey, I don't mind. Actually, my new custom user title @ TR! is "Prince of the Air", that makes me the anti-christ (in Moriah's honour of course).

[Sock Puppet]

Damn you, Watser?! I can't install AdBlock at work. You will pay for this someday. :shakeshaker:

[Watser?]

:muahaha:

[Brimshack]

Windmill-livin bastard!

[Shelli]

:scaredno:

:shakemonkey:

[Smilin]

:snicker:

[Stormlight]

YouTube - David Hasselhoff - Du

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

I've listened to the song in the OP before. But the Hoff singing IN German? No thank you. :shudder:

[Brimshack]

But look at the sincerity of his expression! Doesn't he just make you feel all somehow?

[JamesBannon]

Brimshack, you ought to have you balls run over a cheese grater for that! :shudder:

[Watser?]

That song was a big hit in the 70s in Germany and even over here, as sung by Peter Maffay.

Told you the 70s were horrible.

[Brimshack]

Brimshack, you ought to have you balls run over a cheese grater for that! :shudder:

...just to gargle with her diarrhea.










(Oh, this isn't the frightening-expressions-of-lust thread. ...we should start one.)

[Brimshack]

That song was a big hit in the 70s in Germany and even over here, as sung by Peter Maffay.

Told you the 70s were horrible.

Tell me Hasslehoff didn't make it worse!

Go, on!

I dares ya to tell me that.

[Watser?]

:caught:

[lisarea]

I feel sort of bad for those girls in that video.

Like, what if you were on film doing the dumbest adolescent thing you ever did AND THEN IT WAS ON YOUTUBE?

So you're just being a dumb teenaged girl, crying and hyperventilating because David Hasselhoff is doing lunges in tight pants and singing, and...

Oh, feh.

They deserve it.

[Brimshack]

:caught:

HA!

[Brimshack]

I feel sort of bad for those girls in that video.

Like, what if you were on film doing the dumbest adolescent thing you ever did AND THEN IT WAS ON YOUTUBE?

So you're just being a dumb teenaged girl, crying and hyperventilating because David Hasselhoff is doing lunges in tight pants and singing, and...

Oh, feh.

They deserve it.

It's funny I was looking at them and trying to decide if they inspired lust, or if either of them were pretty, and I finally realized there was just no way to tell. You'd have to come out the redicu-dew and catch them on an off-day with no dress up to really tell.

[wei yau]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/celebrity-pictures-david-hasselhoff-terrorist-tortured.jpg

But, it's a triple dog dare and I only see two dogs in that pic. Where's the other dog! Oh dear god, where's the other dog!

Wherever the third dog is in that pic, it's gotta be animal abuse. PETA is gonna be pissed!

[Doctor X]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/celebrity-pictures-david-hasselhoff-terrorist-tortured.jpg

Yeah, but they quickly gave up Sheik Kalid Mohammed.

So it is all good.

Besides, if YOU do not want to see Hasselhoff naked and covered in pussy, then YOU should not be a terrorist!






I will pray for you. . . .

--J.D.

[ceptimus]

YouTube - A Christmas Story