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Brimshack
08-09-2009, 08:09 AM
Okay, so there's me, there's Bob, and there's Ed, and we're standing there, and I'm already saying, you probably think I should have said that different, right? Bob, Ed, and I, right? Well that's just what Auntie Ethel, my first grade teacher said I should do when I talk. And Auntie Ethel, the rabid school-marm wants that, why? Cause that's the proper way to talk, she says, and that's how you get to be someone.

But I call bullshit on that. You gotta please the man to be the man, and that's all that old hag had in mind when she said this anyone. And why did ain't fall in a bucket a paint anyway? Cause some damned Young Republican held his head under, that's why! And he did it for Steele, for Limbaugh, for Al Haig, and freaking goddam Al Hamilton too. The man speaks and a perfectly good word gets drowned in a bucket of light blue latex with a light gloss sheen.

Fuckers!

Well I'm not buyin' it. So, I says to Bob, I don't care what that Goddamn reader on Freethought Forum says about me saying about us, I'm doin' it the way I started in the first place. And I don't care if it isn't really set up right for the old hag's lesson anyway, cause I'm not in a linear mood anyway. I can ample-ex any fat way I want to; it's my goddam story. How the fuck am I talking to you two about what people think when they read about me talking to you anyway? Huh!?!

And Bob says; "what do you want me to say, Brim?"

"Nuthin! Not a goddamn thing,,, Bob. You look too much like the man to me, so why don't you just shut up!"

I said that right at him, even with the triple comma you probably thought was a typo. Well fuck him and fuck you too. That's what I told Bob.

And then I stopped writing dialogue for him.







That's how I stick it to the man.

Qingdai
08-09-2009, 08:11 AM
Talking to imaginary men again? You ought to get out more often.

Brimshack
08-09-2009, 08:12 AM
Yeah, that's just what they're expecting me to do!

Qingdai
08-09-2009, 08:13 AM
You show 'em! Dodge, weave, knit!

Brimshack
08-09-2009, 08:18 AM
Hey, don't think I don't know when to drop a stitch and give 'em the glary smiley. The man don't like his comfy blanket to come up short a half-hitch. Truth be told he don't like yours that way either.

I say fuck-em!

livius drusus
08-09-2009, 05:33 PM
That's some direct translation from the Navaho code they used in WWII, right? That really stuck it the little man with the moustache.

I myself stick it to the man by glaring at him until his head explodes like in Scanners.

Brimshack
08-09-2009, 06:53 PM
That's good! That's good!

Making his head explode is REALLY sticking it to the man. He wasn't expecting scanners, was he?

Damned man, I say damn him anyhow!

Dingfod
08-09-2009, 09:24 PM
I put postage stamps on upside down, that's how I stick it to the man.

Brimshack
08-09-2009, 09:33 PM
That'll learn the fucker!

godfry n. glad
08-09-2009, 09:48 PM
Every dogman day I can face it, and manage to overcome the emesis it enduces, I actually show up for work. If that ain't stickin' it to the man, I don't know what is.

Brimshack
08-09-2009, 10:02 PM
Teach that bastard! I'll bet you get paid to. The man hates payin his dues. I say stick it to him good!

godfry n. glad
08-09-2009, 10:06 PM
You bet he pays me!

I wouldn't be there taking up space and breathing his air if he wasn't.

lisarea
08-09-2009, 10:31 PM
There was this one time, I was all like, "OMG PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE DUMB" and then I made their feelings get hurt!

Brimshack
08-09-2009, 10:40 PM
I don't know about that one Lisarea, but anything that makes the man nervous is okay by me.

(...sniff!)

Master Taran
08-09-2009, 11:13 PM
I put postage stamps on upside down, that's how I stick it to the man.:eek: You use stamps?!?:doh:

Petra
08-09-2009, 11:32 PM
I don't just stick it to the man, I skewer him and make a kebab of him. Then I barbecue till pink, brushing with sweet chilli sauce and lime juice and serving with a nice dressing and side salad. I turn that fishy bastard into something delicious and wash him down with a nice chilled Pinot Gris. That'll learn him!

Angakuk
08-10-2009, 01:54 AM
I don't have to do anything, the mere fact of my existence is an offense to The Man.

Dingfod
08-10-2009, 03:51 AM
I put postage stamps on upside down, that's how I stick it to the man.:eek: You use stamps?!?:doh:Yeah, I'm a real rebel.

BrotherMan
08-10-2009, 04:22 AM
How do YOU stick it to the man?

:bunnythrust:

livius drusus
08-10-2009, 04:26 AM
Oh yeah. I forgot. Also up the butt. I stick it to the man up the butt.

Brimshack
08-10-2009, 04:32 AM
He don't get a reach around does he? Cause yer not supposed to give the man a reach-around when you stick it to him. Yer just supposed to stick it to him. That's all.

livius drusus
08-10-2009, 04:51 AM
God no. I wouldn't touch the man's dingle with Leesifer's hands.

Brimshack
08-10-2009, 04:55 AM
I'm sure Lees is grateful for that.

livius drusus
08-10-2009, 05:01 AM
I wouldn't be so sure. She can plumb some seriously scary depths.

Brimshack
08-10-2009, 05:04 AM
Really?!?

Can you put in a good word?

BracesForImpact
08-10-2009, 08:01 AM
THE way I would love to stick it to the man is if I was a PIRATE! That would be so cool. Alas, it is illegal and one has to be careful if one wishes to keep the authorities at BAY.

Oh yeah, and I'm still breathing. I'm sure thats pissin' a few off somewhere, maybe even right now.

Petra
08-10-2009, 08:16 AM
Is the Bay in Freetardistan? I think I vacationed there a few times. :D

Megatron
08-10-2009, 02:55 PM
The man's in Freetardistan now? There goes the neighborhood :sadcheer: