Sequential Thread Titles

[maddog]

I thought we already had a thread about this, but I could not find it.

Anyway: 03/14/05 in the "Forum Index"

Cuz she's still...
pretty enough to eat!

#361

[Ensign Steve]

Really nifty flash movie
T'Pol takes her shirt off

[Shake]

I am doing it again
I'm a bringing a thread back to life sum bitch.

[Shake]

From the Sexuality forum:

What turns you on?
The Super Duper Erotic Photo Thread

[Shake]

Oh, this is too good:

I'm losing my mind....I think

following kensoft's lead

[Skep]

http://img242.echo.cx/img242/493/clipboard012mn.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Dingfod]

New Pope

About Damn Time!!

[Legs]

Ex-zombie in the hizouse!

The Worst Day of my Life

[Dingfod]

Another reason to hate Microsoft...
Does anybody have dial I can borrow for 30 minutes?

[Dingfod]

Organic Ketchup... About Damn Time!

[Legs]

freethought smiley processor

About Damn Time!!

( I think we have pretty much determined that "About Damn Time!!" works with everything :D )

[Ensign Steve]

Another reason to hate Microsoft...
Does anybody have dial I can borrow for 30 minutes?

:roflmao:

[Legs]

Blake! i just realized i am a closet dominatrix

[Legs]

If You'd Read This Thread... imagine me here

[Legs]

i just realized i am a closet dominatrix

Chat. NOW!

[Legs]

american slavery

Brooklyn in Russia

[viscousmemories]

Companies that don't suck

Turkey eggs

[Legs]

Turkey eggs

Condiments...

[Crumb]

Plumber takes leak
On haircuts and Washington DC

[Legs]

Plumber takes leak

On haircuts and Washington DC

[Crumb]

I beat you! :ptht:

[Crumb]

What's the stupidest thing you've ever done when drunk?

begging for admin help

[Legs]

My GOD I am itchy!

Painful!

[maddog]

I got a "fiver" from "active 24 hour" threads!

What's the stupidest thing you've ever done when drunk?

Wanna chat?

I wanna suck

It's too HOT!

Under Your Skirt?
#455

[MooseIBe]

Can anyone explain the rules to a not very bright Moose?

[maddog]

You understand the rules just fine, Moosie. It's just that my "view" was not of a particular forum, it was when I asked the forum to display the threads "active in the last 24 hours" (kinda like "new posts") from the "show threads" menu. My "24 hours active" display had these 5 threads in a row.
#457

[MooseIBe]

No I really don't understand the rules :(

[maddog]

OK, Moose, now I'm confused. :)

As far as I know, the "rule" (I think there's only one) is that, when you are displaying a screen of thread titles (e.g., in the "smiliedome" forum, or "The Watering Hole," or "new posts," or "active last 24 hours"), if you see two (or more) thread titles in a row that seem funny to you, you can come here and post them.

Is it that you don't get my joke? i.e., didn't think that the sequence I posted was funny, or thought the connection between them was not too good?

When I logged up "threads active last 24 hours" from the "show threads" menu this morning, the five thread titles I posted were listed one after the other (somewhere in the middle of the page I was viewing). Seemed funny at the time. sorry!
#458

[MooseIBe]

OIC no it's not that I didn't think it was funny; i've just never looked at these threads before cos they seemed a bit daunting so I genuinely had no idea of what we were supposed to do.

[Shake]

Here's a trey from the "active last 24 hours" list:
I wanna suck
It's too HOT!
Under your skirt?

[maddog]

Shake,
you missed my fiver (incl those three) on the previous page!
#459

[Shake]

Damnit, you're right. I actually did see that, but forgot about it by the time I got to posting. Oh well, here's another then:
How about we call an arsehole an arsehole?
Wanna chat?

[Dingfod]

Would anyone make me.. adult films.

[maddog]

In "active last 24 hours" on 7/18

Owl delivery
Back from the bookstore
Woo

The Tour de France starts today!
Another one under my belt

For lonely users
The Super Duper Erotic Photo Thread


A few days ago, it was:

The Super Duper Erotic Photo Thread
Albert Cipriani and Me

#484

[Adam]

Ensign Steve wants to hug my...
New Features

[Ensign Steve]

Sequential thread titles
woo

Did you ever just wanna ...
:laugh:

[maddog]

In "Active Last 24 Hours" on 7/31

Should I believe in God?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


ETA:

The Definitive John G. Roberts Thread
Impending Doom


#503

[livius drusus]

:giggle:

[Crumb]

Forum name thoughts?
Impending Doom

[Legs]

Impending Doom
*makes eyes at Liv and VM*

:eek:

[Legs]

I am slightly drunk...
Impending Doom

:drunk:

[livius drusus]

Man, that Impending Doom title works in so many ways.

[Legs]

Joe P to visit UK... Bored and hot

:giggle:

[fragment]

What is Love?
Blow jobs

[Crumb]

On index page:
Bush to lead inquiry into...

Blow jobs

[livius drusus]

:giggle:

[D. Scarlatti]

Pros and cons: theists vs. laptops (again)

Helping people
It's just wrong

[Legs]

Ya'll are WEIRD

Elect me as Empress of this forum...

[Legs]

Amazing Race ~ Ready..set... Go!

"Crash"

[Legs]

Welcome Satan!

Yet another Newbie

:pitch:

[maddog]

Eww, grisly one:

Texas Pastor Electrocuted During Baptism
Happy happy joy joy!
#592

[Legs]

I am no longer a store manager

Meet up in London anyone?

[Leesifer]

Prison Pen Pals

Stalk Warren Here

[curses]

What's for tea/dinner/supper?
Have any pets?

Mmmm...tastes like chicken...

[Legs]

I have a cock question

Pussy

[maddog]

Benefits, rights, and privileges of marriage?
Arnold gets nothing
#611

[Crumb]

"A Billion here and a Billion there ..."
Wisconsin murder case

Legs' "truth is stranger than fiction" Daily
'Grounds' for a lawsuit?

I have a cock question
Yeah, Those Things.

[Dingfod]

Where will Crumb be?
Winter gardening.

[Legs]

An idea for a new movie!

Jarhead


(already taken)

[Crumb]

Where will Crumb be?
Winter gardening.
Fat chance of that.

[Dingfod]

Winter gardening... in the garden.

[maddog]

In "threads last 24 hours" on 11/15:

We need ...
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Also in "threads last 24 hours" on 11/16:

We need ...
DVD troubles


Hmm. That "We need . . . " thread title is very versatile!
#616

[maddog]

In "active 24 hours" on 11/17:

Justice Triumphs!
In the Garden

ETA:

Where do I go from here?
Least Favorite/Desired Cities to Visit


#629

[Shake]

Right now I feel.......
American or not?

[maddog]

In "active 24 hours" on 11/21

Don't look if you don't want to see....
Puerto Rican Independence

#648

[livius drusus]

:dontlook: :puertorico:

[maddog]

:dontlook: :puertorico:

:goodjob: :shrug: :thumbup:

Ok, but . .
:copno:

:professor: ( :fuming: :dalmation: ) :teacher: :livius:

:dontlook: :puertorico: :liberty:
:dontlook: :puertorico: :fireworks:

better
:yup: :D :2thumbsup:


#649

[livius drusus]

:worship: (:mad: :chihua: )

[maddog]

(:mad: :chihua: ) :fflove:

(:mad: :chihua: ) :affection: :livius:
#650

[wei yau]

( :mad: :chihua: ) :thumbup:

( :livius: ) :thumbup:

:chin:

(L + :dollgrin: )

:dunno:

( :batman3: )

:dunno:

[JoeP]

These guys are so cute.

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Damn, how many smilies are you allowed in one post now? :bliss:

[Legs]

Electric Chair Nicknames

My power is being cut off in the morning

:giggle:

[Legs]

I have a cock question

Describe the Sexual Harassment Rules where You Work

[Ymir's blood]

Main forum page

Mice grow human brain cells...
On Sartre

[livius drusus]

Interview for green cards in the US

Dance

[Miisa]

Where will we be in 1000 more years?
Advance Hugs & Sympathy Required

[viscousmemories]

From the search results page:

If I was Santa I would...
How gay are you?

[godfry n. glad]

What is empathy? Saying "bless you" when somebody sneezes

&

What's unsexy? Legs' "truth is stranger than fiction" Daily

[Plant Woman]

Stupid things I did today. Jury Duty.

[Plant Woman]

Peace out
If I was Santa I would

Are you Monk-ish?
Monkeyin' around

U.K. to freeze arses!
Alternative Strategies at the Battle of Gettysburg

[The Lone Ranger]

I Have Become Obsessed With A...
Crock Pot

[pescifish]

I've never had ...
Food Poisoning

[Ymir's blood]

Why hidden?
What would the world be like without heroes?

[Dingfod]

Can't Talk To Women
in the chat room

[godfry n. glad]

A Thought Occurred to Me in the Toy Aisle.
Where Will We Be in 1000 Years?

[Joshua Adams]

David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
MMmmmmMMMMmmmm.....


half-man, half-ape super-warriors
"This is the first well-documented case."

[Joshua Adams]

A thought that ocurred to me in the toy aisle
I hate Clutch Munny

(I've been waiting all day for that one...)

[maddog]

In "active last 24 hours" on 1/4/06:

How do you spell
Trollspotting.

#656

[Plant Woman]

Theology question.
Seriously, do you hate most everything and everyone?

Last Days Doctrine
breathing is the basis

[Legs]

10 Questions for skeptics

Seriously, do you hate most everything and everyone?

[Legs]

Stretching

The Year Ahead

[The Lone Ranger]

Ensign Steve to Visit...
New Rings Around Uranus


That's gonna be a long commute!

[livius drusus]

:laughdie:

[Ensign Steve]

Don't make me visit the rings around your anus next, liv. :glare:

[Legs]

Network & Driver Problems

Laptop goodness

[Plant Woman]

What do we think of each other?

Towne Club Soda

[Legs]

What do you think about homosexuals?

Pretty Parts?

[maddog]

In "new posts" on 3/3

What Do You Think about Philosophy?
Here is a thread for crap.

#715

[Shake]

In News, Politics & Law:

What do you call it?
Poodle Rape

[Shake]

... and from The Watering Hole:

It's finally happened
The McDonald's video game

[Legs]

From Lifestyle...

I want a motorcycle

So, when do you call the cops?

[Legs]

From Lifestyle...

I'm old!

I've got aids

[Crumb]

The art to choosing a wife......

Wibbly wobbly woo

[Leesifer]

From the News, politics forum

Johnny Pneumatic won't like this
An anti-imperialist manifesto


From the Sexuality forum

Oh My God
Penis Appreciation Day

[Legs]

Oh My God
Penis Appreciation Day

:giggle:

[Legs]

From the Watering Hole

scarletpeaches' PoA for 2006

The art to choosing a wife......

[But]

Under the bandages King Tut is all man

British woman pregnant at age 63


(Science)

[But]

What's for tea/dinner/supper whatever you call it?
indian style bbqed kabbobs
Smoothies
Home made kebabs
icky nasty no-melt cheese
I am the luckiest sumbitch alive.

(ok, this is lame :giggle: , Food forum)

[Legs]

From the Atrium...

Fang Implants
I'm depressed and it's your fault


From Arts & Literature...

The worst song of all time
Keith Richards

[Shake]

"...and would blow your head clean off..."
Toys That Didn't Make It

[Shake]

What Doesn't Wikipedia Have A Page On?!
Talking Cats

[maddog]

In "Active Last 24 Hours" on 6/20/06:

Does online sniping hurt?

Only in Oklahoma...


#794

[Crumb]

For minus
Toys

[maddog]

In "Active Last 24 hours" on 6/28/06:

OK, you go out for a jog and a 10-foot reptile eats you
What a surprise!

#841

[Dingfod]

Penis pump judge's trial... only in Oklahoma.

[Crumb]

Why am I so busy and I never get all my work done so that I have more time to post...
Lame Jokes Here

[Shake]

hey legs ...
Start a rumor...

[Legs]

hey legs?

[Crumb]

You don't see that thread because you have ignored the OP.

[Legs]

Cool.

[maddog]

In "new posts" on 7/20/06:

Honey, there's a bear at the door.
Goldie is in the house!

(I think I got lost in a fairy tale book there for a minute!) :giggle: :tink:

And I hope each poster finds the "fit" at FF to be "just right!"

#872

[maddog]

In "active last 24 hours" on 7/26/06:

Dog/Beaver Stories Anyone?
I Believe in The Beav



#878

[maddog]

In "active last 24 hours" on 7/31/06:

FF: Hell in a Handbasket?
Lighter news: are you in a happy place?


maybe . . . maybe!

#905

[Stormlight]

Israel using cluster bombs in Gaza?

Sweet merciful crap! The children!

:(

[The Lone Ranger]

What are you reading?
Psalm 83 discovered in bog



There are three kinds of...
Spam: it's the new art form

[Stormlight]

Magic Dwarf consulting judge fired.

A tribute to the FF lawyers!

[Leesifer]

From Philosophy

Men and Women: Friends?
Not sure

and

I Believe in The Beav
Questioning faulty beliefs

[maddog]

In "posts last 24 hours" on 8/21/06:

Gone Fishing

Trolls

#959

[CEH]

:rofl: I love this thread.

Grey's Anatomy
Concerts

:shrug:

EDIT: Found a few more.

Meat cake.
tonight's dinner

What I ate last night..
i dont think anything tastes better

Maybe The Military Should Hire Grandmothers
Only in Oklahoma...

[Adam]

From the forum index:

What are you thankful for...
Cock Flavored Soup

[Dingfod]

This is for all of you "visible" posters... Build Rome.

Note: It may take more than a day.

[maddog]

In "active last 24 hours" on 8/25

The Hoff Gets The Boot
His religion makes him want to start nuclear war

#971

[Stormlight]

Ensign Steve to visit Virginia Beach.
Oh noes! the apocalypse has arrived!

[Ensign Steve]

:muahaha:

[Crumb]

Evil Jews continue assault on... Foot Licking

[SharonDee]

:dielaugh:

[Clutch Munny]

Why are there so many males running about? Sex with chimps?

[maddog]

In Active last 24 hours on 9/1/06

Who buys...
sex with chimps?

#985

[pescifish]

Who buys...
The Gay Agenda

[Ensign Steve]

Who buys...
The Gay Agenda
Aw man, you beat me to it! :giggle:

Also, from the Active Last 24 Hours search:
Tired of slowness?
Sex with Chimps

[Dingfod]

Cool! Hip-hop for Dummies!

[Legs]

From News, Politics & Law

Rumsfield again
What the fucking fuck?

[Dingfod]

Your cellphone may give up... The Gay Agenda.

*yipes*

[viscousmemories]

yesterday on my bike i saw ... Beer

Judge orders public school to ... Mile High Club

[Miisa]

How long can you go without?
Contact with God

[Legs]

In the Lifestyles forum

Migraines

Death

[quiet bear]

In 'New Posts'


Compliment the Poster Above you

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real

[Legs]

From New Posts

Where's the weirdest place you've had sex?
Only in Oklahoma...

[Legs]

From the Sexuality Forum

my sweet virgin ass
3 Words After Sex


okay, so it's 4 words :shrug:

[Legs]

From New Posts

my sweet virgin ass

mmm....ouch...mmm.....ouch

[Dingfod]

Box and string ... my sweet virgin ass.

[Dingfod]

Attention lisarea... "The Onion" predicts the future!


Italy sucks... The Departed

[viscousmemories]

Small aircraft crashes into ... my sweet virgin ass.

[The Lone Ranger]

I'm surprised no one has posted this one yet ...

President Bush says "Do... Pretty Girls

[wei yau]

Four more years! Four more years!

[livius drusus]

Note To Self... Whew! That went well!

[Plant Woman]

I.Q. tests... Freethinkers...beware......

[Plant Woman]

Britney Spears: Soon to be single... Avatart!

[Miisa]

Ocean species populations collapsing ... Countdown from one million thread

[quiet bear]

Avatart...Migraines

[livius drusus]

Ocean species populations collapsing ... Countdown from one million thread
Coincidence, or just two things happening at the same time? :chin:

[Miisa]

:blame: Moosie...

[godfry n. glad]

"Do you like scary movies?"...."I bought a house!"

Yep... If that ain't scary, I don't know what it.

[Crumb]

Open letter to my office re: Holiday Foodstuffs

Legs, don't walk away

[quiet bear]

Heavy Is The Head ~ Unglued From Reality

[The Lone Ranger]

"Do you have the time? I'm due to die at 5:00"

"Well, it's about damn time."

[Dingfod]

Put your quotes here... Mr. Deity.

[Stormlight]

Unintended Consequences of HDTV ... Porn-infection.

(Correct thread this time. :kickcan:)

[Dingfod]

Wolves, Dykes, and the Palantine Hill ... Prison Break


Piano Music ... no thanks


Idiot America ... Your Local Police Force Has Been Militarized

[D. Scarlatti]

Global warming by yguy - Lies vs. Bullshit

[quiet bear]

On the care and feeding of lettuce ~ sweet potato ENCHILADAS?

[Sock Puppet]

Shouldn't I be a vegetarian?
What's in your food?

[Dingfod]

What's in your food?
Happy Groundhog

[Dingfod]

Smiley by association ... RIAA Cocksuckers

[Dingfod]

Why should I care about...
Unintended consequences of HDTV



Four-legged duck...
Anna Nicole Smith dies of a drug overdose.

[Crumb]

New toys on my driveway
Sequential Thread Titles

[Shake]

Why should I care about...
Star Trek XI

[Ymir's blood]

Name the animal competition

Is there an order form?

[Dingfod]

Mr. Ed Astaire ... An Ungentlemanly Act


Name the animal competition ... Beer Battered Fish?


Sweet Mother of Oversize Female Genetalia, This Sucks ... Member News


NASCAR Sucks ... "The Secret" by Rhonda Byrnes

[The Lone Ranger]

Advice to Young Men from an Old Man
Lighten Up!

[Dingfod]

Lighten up ... RIAA Cocksuckers

[Sock Puppet]

Complete my thought ...

... or I'll kill you.

[quiet bear]

RATS! I came here just to write that one, Sock Puppet.

[godfry n. glad]

Beulah, Peel Me a Mushroom...

....or I'll kill you.

[livius drusus]

Where's the Probable... L. Ron Buttplug

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Who's on for a game of Blithering Idioms!

[The Lone Ranger]

post your 419 emails here! ...or I'll kill you.


A bit harsh, if you ask me.

[Leesifer]

Alternate Contact - Please Read!

WHY!

[Julie]

World of Warcraft and the Latter-Day Geek.....Disabling all motion...

[Watser?]

We are hosting a Werewolf Game

...or I'll kill you.

[Dingfod]

An Albino House Sparrow ... Bring on ur lolcats, I dares ya

[Ymir's blood]

From the main page, triple threat!

Guess the song title from the...
World of Warcraft and the...
First Smilie!

[Petra]

Sort of on topic. I found the users online list to be amusing.



Petra curses JoeP. mickthinks "Miisa: Potato Watser?" :giggle:

[Petra]

From the forum index:

Oooh, burn! The Fox News
Bukkake Not Available In 2%...

[Ensign Steve]

:spew:

[livius drusus]

:rofl:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Guess the song title from the smilies...or I'll kill you.

GIRL FROM IPANEMA?! DON'T SHOOT!

[Nullifidian]

Livius drusus is laying down the law:

Okay, one of y'all has to use this
...or I'll kill you.

[livius drusus]

:adminpwr:

[Chris Porter]

Screenshot for posterity:

http://huntingthesnark.com/images/SafariScreenSnapz001.jpg

[maddog]

8/31/07 in "new posts"

Guess who else God hates

Librarians for Fairness

#1233

[Dingfod]

Guess who else God hates ... Trivial things that bother you

[But]

Tony Snow resigns
It Smells Like Burning

US arming Palestinians
Made in China, use at your own risk

Ripe honeydew?
Bullshit! Gourmet food

I Love My Kids ...
Corpse bride - wet, 40,000 yuan; dry, 500 yuan

How 'bout those High Def DVD's?
360° Holographic Display

Google Does Evil
Disabling all motion...

Feminism
Jesuits open new mission field

We looked ever deeper into space and found ...
A Question For The Lone Ranger
Paging The Lone Ranger!

Attention lisarea ...
Recommend Something to Read


Hello! ALL!
Hello? ...
Hello!
Hello everybody!
Hello

(ok this one was lame)

[Ensign Steve]

What's for Lunch?
Some of my emotes

Pointless Thread
GUN, OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND.

[Ymir's blood]

MMM
davidm exposes himself

[Dingfod]

Free Stuff!

Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ!

[Ensign Steve]

:lol:

:xmastree:

[Ensign Steve]

Start Your Own Goddamned Country
...or I'll kill you.

[SharonDee]

Guess who else God hates
Google Earth?

[But]

Librarians for Fairness
Save the 'Net

[Dingfod]

What's for tea/dinner/supper whatever you call it?
Gloop and science

Yuck, I bet it tastes like medicine.


Non-music Videos
Teachers with Guns

Yeehaw! Look at Mrs. Grundy shoot that MAC-10 in time with Flight of the Bumblebee!


Christopher Hitchens
Books to Avoid

So far, I've avoided any or all of them.


Yep, guilty as charged.
Sorry, liv

You should be, dammit.


Question for Sports Fans
The Worlds Best Bartender

I suppose bartending could be a sport.


Google Earth
Cherrypicking Bin Laden

Could be, I suppose.


Old Time Radio
Tastes like chicken. Honest. Have some.

I've had Old Time Radio, it tasted more like ham.


The death of tapes?
The curse of vintage

Think of what tapes did to vinyl records!


Random Cthulhus
Giant Spiderweb in (wait for it) Texas

I had no idea Cthulhu could spin a web. I guess I need to read more Lovecraft.


Only in Oklahoma
Made in China, use at your own risk

What can I say, we've sold out.


The Bad News and the Good News
I Love My Kids

You take the bad with the good. You play the cards you're dealt.

[But]

Corking the Wall Street Journal
Ass, Hole

My new machine.
Sounds like "Cunt" but it's spelled KUNT

up on the roof again...
People-Watching

[Shake]

Have a gander at the gallery
... or I'll kill you.

[godfry n. glad]

Invite friens,... hang out, get paid..
Or I'll kill you...

[Ensign Steve]

Wow. That thread didn't survive very long. I'm glad you immortalized it here or I might be going a little crazy wonder if I'd imagined it.

[godfry n. glad]

Wow. That thread didn't survive very long. I'm glad you immortalized it here or I might be going a little crazy wonder if I'd imagined it.

Yeah... I didn't even open it, it had all the markings of "spam". Totally unknown poster and a thread title with egregious misspelling and vacuous promises of easy money, and in a forum I don't frequent to begin with.

I thought the "...or I'll kill you" thread title went quite well with it. I figured it would be "killed" tout suite.

[maddog]

In New Posts on 10/05/07

Prison Overpopulation
Start Your Own Goddamned Country

#1380

[Legs]

From the atrium

Complete my thought...
...or I'll kill you.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

There shall be weeping and...EduTube.

/dramaguineapig

[Ensign Steve]

From the search page:

I really wish I could finally...
Escape...

Me too. :sigh:

[Sock Puppet]

NM, I just read the post whose title I was having fun with. It ain't funny anymore.

[But]

Hey! Where's Sammich?
Things to do to poo

"Sound Therapy" vs. Intestinal Parasites
Help me - I have a "tweet"

[Dingfod]

Computer problems
Connecting Laptop to Cable Modem

They really like me, they really like me
Masturbating Roommate

[Crumb]

banned on iidb
They like me, they really like me!

[Naru]

Firstborns in the Trevi Fountain Area Get Nervous
Woman jumps off building with one-year old child

I'm a terrible person...

[Watser?]

It really doesn't matter, but...
How would you like to die?

[Ensign Steve]

It really doesn't matter, but...
I made rice.

[Ensign Steve]

Weight Loss & Fitness Track, 2007
How would you like to die?

[viscousmemories]

If you loved timecube, you'll love
No Ho for Santa

[godfry n. glad]

The "Let's Poke VM with a Stick" Thread

How Would You Like to Die?

[livius drusus]

:pokedeadguy:

[Naru]

or :dontpoke:

[Ymir's blood]

That cat vm is one bad mother...

[Naru]

Shut yo mouth!

[Ymir's blood]

I'm talkin bout vm!

[Naru]

Then I can dig it!

[Dingfod]

Bizarre Books
Unrelated to D.C. Madame Case

[Dingfod]

Christmas Up Your Avatar
Let it snow, Let it snow! Let it snow!

Back to work!
Only in Oklahoma

Composting
Nasty little Vespid bastards

Nasty little Vespid bastards
How would you like to die?

Fuck ham and to hell with turkey
Squared

Check it out!
Flock of Dodos

[Dingfod]

If anyone needs anything from Wisconsin ...
Things to do to cheese

[Dingfod]

A fine writing implement indeed -- Truffles

Hard to do a fine line with a truffle, I imagine.


Things to do to poo -- A fine writing implement indeed

When someone says your writing stinks, they mean it literally.


Prison Overpopulation -- Inside the Church of Hate

I'm not sure I'd like it much either.


Simple Stoopid Backup System -- Linux ...

Linux probably shouldn't be the backup.


Things to do when you are sick -- Even more church-state activism ...

You'd have to be a little bit sick.


Every woman has 5 reasons to recover her virginity -- Flash and Firebug

Wait, that's only 2!


Unprofessional and rude -- Donohue's Panties In Yet Another Wad

Nuff said.


Jesus H. Christ on a motherfucking stick -- My mom had a heart attack

True.


Afghanistan sucks -- This is so bad!

Also true.

[Ensign Steve]

Good ones, Fod! :applaud:

[Dingfod]

The Bicycle Can't Stop Washing Itself ... Yet More Waterfalls

Maybe that's why.


When you care enough to give your very best ... How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

That is exactly the sort of thing that inquiring minds want to know.


ACK! Dog! Can we talk?

No, and that's part of the problem with gods, er, dogs.

[Ensign Steve]

know what i'd like to see?

The Evolution of the Penis

:examine:

[Dingfod]

Medication!!! Wheeee!!! Only in Alabama

Well, maybe not only ...


It's a vagina, madam, not a clown car -- It's a vagina, madam, not a clown car

I got it the first time. Geez.

[Dingfod]

Global Warming for Dummies -- It all started with a goat.'

I did not know that.
:carson:


The brown people are about to kill you all! -- Dance

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/828/25142174.JPG

[Dingfod]

Leg's Daily -- Dance

[maddog]

In New Posts today:

Somebody Tell A Joke
Nader runs for President


And how!

#1594

[Legs]

From Food and Drink



Everyone loves...

Bacon Salt

[Qingdai]

Until morale improves...
Sequential thread titles.

[Dingfod]

Oil at $107 Barrel -- Refinance or Line of Credit?

No kidding.


Car Review Thread -- All hail the new VM

Is that a Volvo with a Maserati engine or a Vega with a Manual transmission?


1-900 Name Your Fantasy -- Jockstrap Village

Ahem.