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Shelli
09-01-2009, 01:07 AM
I thought I'd take Legs up on her brilliant idea. :biggrin:

I'll start it off with a few from the New Arrivals thread ... :sperm:

DO I GARGLE TOO LOUD?
:loud::sperm:


___:sperm:
:dancebey:


Unfortunately, I can't post cep's post (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=747529&postcount=3851) because I don't have permissions. :sadcheer:
Shelli
09-01-2009, 01:18 AM
:monkeybuttsex::sperm:
Legs
09-01-2009, 01:23 AM
:shakemagnet: :sperm:
Shelli
09-01-2009, 01:26 AM
:sperm:
:sperm::sperm:
:sperm::sperm::sperm:
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:sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm:
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:sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm:
:sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::dancebey::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm:
:sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm:
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:sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm:
:sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm:
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:sperm::sperm:
:sperm:
Shelli
09-01-2009, 01:27 AM
:shakemagnet: :sperm::giggle:
Ensign Steve
09-01-2009, 01:33 AM
Unfortunately, I can't post cep's post (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=747529&postcount=3851) because I don't have permissions. :sadcheer:

<table width=80%><tr><td><marquee width=70% direction=right>:sperm: :sperm: :sperm:</marquee></td><td>:egg:</td></tr></table>

...
livius drusus
09-01-2009, 01:41 AM
:sperm::angrymoon:
Legs
09-01-2009, 01:45 AM
:sperm: :medal:
Garnet
09-01-2009, 01:57 AM
:sperm: :runaway:
livius drusus
09-01-2009, 02:02 AM
:sperm::unrun:
ChuckF
09-01-2009, 02:04 AM
:sperm: :tinyrunner:
livius drusus
09-01-2009, 02:04 AM
:sperm::larrythrust:
Legs
09-01-2009, 02:05 AM
:sperm::wmummy:
Garnet
09-01-2009, 02:07 AM
There is something so satisfying about sitting around and playing with sperm. :ungiggle:
ChuckF
09-01-2009, 02:09 AM
:sperm:
:sperm::sperm:
:sperm::sperm::sperm:
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:bunnythrust::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm: :sperm::sperm::sperm: :sperm::sperm: :playbun:
:sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm: :sperm:
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livius drusus
09-01-2009, 02:09 AM
...:nuke:
:sperm:
Garnet
09-01-2009, 02:11 AM
Who's yer Daddy?
:sperm:
Legs
09-01-2009, 02:14 AM
:sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :nonstop:
ChuckF
09-01-2009, 02:22 AM
...:nuke:
:sperm:
lol :spermicide:
D. Scarlatti
09-01-2009, 02:23 AM
:sperm: :lecher:
D. Scarlatti
09-01-2009, 02:27 AM
:climbing::sperm:
Master Taran
09-01-2009, 02:32 AM
:strangelove:
:sperm:
Clutch Munny
09-01-2009, 02:46 AM
:sperm::orca:
Legs
09-01-2009, 02:51 AM
lol sperm whale
Clutch Munny
09-01-2009, 02:53 AM
:weiglomp::sperm::takeout:
Legs
09-01-2009, 02:55 AM
:soak::sperm:
livius drusus
09-01-2009, 02:55 AM
That's it. No more egg drop soup for me.
Garnet
09-01-2009, 02:56 AM
:fap: :sperm:
livius drusus
09-01-2009, 02:56 AM
:sperm::cheesywink:
livius drusus
09-01-2009, 03:01 AM
:sperm::ROFL:
Legs
09-01-2009, 03:08 AM
:sperm: :superliv::sperm:
livius drusus
09-01-2009, 03:19 AM
:gah::sperm:
Crumb
09-01-2009, 03:19 AM
:broom: :sperm:
Legs
09-01-2009, 03:24 AM
:sperm::jerkoff:
livius drusus
09-01-2009, 03:24 AM
:sperm:
....:sperm: :eyeball::eyeball: :sperm:
:sperm:
Legs
09-01-2009, 03:28 AM
oww, that stings
Legs
09-01-2009, 03:30 AM
:sperm::billybass:
Naru
09-01-2009, 03:37 AM
:sperm:
:eatshit:
livius drusus
09-01-2009, 03:38 AM
...:rainbowhurl:
:sperm:
livius drusus
09-01-2009, 03:41 AM
:sperm::trump:
Legs
09-01-2009, 03:42 AM
invisibility cums in handy :nod:
Legs
09-01-2009, 03:44 AM
:sperm::nolike:
livius drusus
09-01-2009, 03:46 AM
:pedobear::sperm: :scaredbaby:
Legs
09-01-2009, 03:52 AM
... :fishing:
:sperm:
Plant Woman
09-01-2009, 04:37 AM
<table width=80%><tr><td><marquee width=70% direction=right>:sperm::pickuptruck:</marquee></td></tr></table>
Plant Woman
09-01-2009, 04:41 AM
<table width=80%><tr><td><marquee width=70% direction=right>:sperm:
:sperm: :runsies:
:sperm:</marquee></td></tr></table>
BrotherMan
09-01-2009, 04:45 AM
... ... ...Well. That settles that.
:egg: :sperm: :chicken:
Plant Woman
09-01-2009, 04:46 AM
<table width=70%><tr><td><marquee width=60% direction=right>
:sperm: :gvz:
</marquee></td></tr></table>
Plant Woman
09-01-2009, 04:48 AM
<center><table width=70%><tr><td><marquee direction=left>
:sperm: :redbaron:
</marquee></td></tr></table></center>
Naru
09-01-2009, 04:54 AM
:sperm::brushteeth:
Stormlight
09-01-2009, 06:34 AM
:mspacman::sperm:
Shelli
09-01-2009, 02:18 PM
:rofl: @ this thread :laughcry:
Shelli
09-01-2009, 02:31 PM
:backaway::sperm:
Watser?
09-01-2009, 02:32 PM
:kiwf::sperm:
Nullifidian
09-01-2009, 02:54 PM
:sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm:

"Every sperm is sacred...."
:preach:

:sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm:
Sock Puppet
09-01-2009, 03:59 PM
:sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm:

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:sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: don't laugh... :scaredno: ... you'd be scared too

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Legs
09-01-2009, 04:06 PM
:sperm::bolt:
Dingfod
09-01-2009, 07:57 PM
:sperm: :seacaptain:
BracesForImpact
09-01-2009, 10:04 PM
:lovecannon::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm:
Legs
09-01-2009, 10:40 PM
:sperm: :xp:
Demimonde
09-02-2009, 02:35 AM
:sperm::partypopper:
livius drusus
09-02-2009, 02:38 AM
mn.:peri:
:sperm:
Sammich
09-02-2009, 03:29 AM
:sperm::dragher:
Legs
09-02-2009, 03:33 AM
:sperm::burningheart:
Legs
09-02-2009, 03:44 AM
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs258.snc1/10519_149390226806_697711806_3480204_2246171_n.jpg
livius drusus
09-02-2009, 03:47 AM
mn.:screwed:
:sperm:
Legs
09-02-2009, 03:55 AM
:sperm: :butthurt:
Stormlight
09-02-2009, 06:31 AM
:sperm::unfrown:
Stormlight
09-02-2009, 06:31 AM
:baby::blame::sperm:
Qingdai
09-02-2009, 06:54 AM
:sperm: :unbubble:
Doctor X
09-02-2009, 10:25 AM
This thread is awesome.

--J.D.
Leesifer
09-02-2009, 10:46 AM
:{::sperm::}:


:cough::sperm:
Stormlight
09-02-2009, 10:56 AM
:sperm::cornholio:
Watser?
09-02-2009, 10:57 AM
:bunnythrust::sperm::strip:
Zehava
09-02-2009, 05:02 PM
:sperm::trash: (no dumpster smiley)
JoeP
09-02-2009, 06:47 PM
:cough::sperm:

Yes, that's Originally Posted by Leesifer, folks.
JoeP
09-02-2009, 06:48 PM
:sperm::giveup:
JoeP
09-02-2009, 06:49 PM
:sperm::joecool:
JoeP
09-02-2009, 06:53 PM
:sperm::heart:
Smilin
09-02-2009, 06:53 PM
:sperm::shakejoep:
JoeP
09-02-2009, 06:58 PM
_--:dna:
:sperm:
_--:dna:
JoeP
09-02-2009, 08:02 PM
:sperm: :snakesonaplane:
Legs
09-02-2009, 08:24 PM
:sperm::kissofdeath:
Legs
09-02-2009, 08:30 PM
:sperm::koolaid:
Stormlight
09-02-2009, 08:33 PM
:bungee:
:sperm:
Legs
09-02-2009, 08:40 PM
:sperm::untrain:
livius drusus
09-02-2009, 08:45 PM
Hmm... I think we might need a mirror image sperm.
Ensign Steve
09-02-2009, 08:47 PM
Or a mirror of every other smilie in the hoard.

Just kidding. You don't need to do the symmetrical ones.
Watser?
09-02-2009, 08:47 PM
So the choo-choo man can get it in both ears?
livius drusus
09-02-2009, 08:48 PM
Yeah, see, this is why I didn't do it to start with, because of the inevitable outpouring of demands.
livius drusus
09-02-2009, 08:49 PM
So the choo-choo man can get it in both ears?
Exactly. He's just so cute.
Watser?
09-02-2009, 08:49 PM
Yeah, see, this is why I didn't do it to start with, because of the inevitable outpouring of demands.

Yeah, but this one we need for surroundary purposes :unnod:
Legs
09-02-2009, 08:51 PM
I like my sperm to go in all directions.
Legs
09-02-2009, 09:05 PM
:david::sperm::sperm::sperm:
Crumb
09-02-2009, 09:08 PM
:sperm::joecool:
:offended:
Watser?
09-02-2009, 09:57 PM
:scootypuff::sperm:
Ensign Steve
09-02-2009, 09:58 PM
:sperm::scootypuff:
Legs
09-02-2009, 10:08 PM
:sperm::fuckyeah:
ChuckF
09-02-2009, 11:08 PM
:sperm: :sperm: :sperm:
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:sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm::sperm: :spaceship:
:sperm: :sperm: There's too many of them! :sperm: :sperm:
:sperm: :sperm: :spaceship: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm:
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Legs
09-03-2009, 02:36 AM
:sperm::oldlady:
Doctor X
09-03-2009, 02:42 AM
What is just . . . gross. :no:

--J.D.
Legs
09-03-2009, 02:52 AM
:objection::sperm:
Doctor X
09-03-2009, 03:04 AM
:sperm: :no:

--J.D.
Legs
09-03-2009, 03:10 AM
:sperm::sperm::sperm: :hungry: :larrow: Doctor X
livius drusus
09-03-2009, 03:14 AM
OMG SPERM BURN! :foocl:
Doctor X
09-03-2009, 03:16 AM
:sperm::sperm::sperm: :hungry: :larrow: Doctor X

:brooding:

--J.D.
Shelli
09-03-2009, 03:18 AM
:giggle:
Doctor X
09-03-2009, 03:31 AM
:sperm: :offended:

--J.D.
Legs
09-03-2009, 03:37 AM
:sperm: :sparta:
Doctor X
09-03-2009, 03:39 AM
Now THAT is disturbing. :shudder:

--J.D.
Legs
09-03-2009, 03:47 AM
:sperm::squid::sperm::squid::sperm::squid::sperm::squid::sperm:
Legs
09-03-2009, 04:06 AM
:sperm::sperm::rollpin:
BrotherMan
09-03-2009, 04:19 AM
... .. THIS! IS! SMEGMA!
:sperm: :sparta:

:fixed:
Doctor X
09-03-2009, 11:09 AM
:sperm: http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/safetocomeoutff.gif (http://www.millan.net)

--J.D.
Pan Narrans
09-03-2009, 12:42 PM
Death to Moby Dick!
:ship: :sperm:
Legs
09-03-2009, 03:14 PM
................:sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm:

:astronomer:
Stormlight
09-03-2009, 03:20 PM
....:brainfrz:
:sperm:
Ensign Steve
09-03-2009, 03:21 PM
:nojustno:
Shelli
09-03-2009, 03:30 PM
....:brainfrz:
:sperm:Protein slurpyyyyy!!!1! :excited:


:giggle:
Stormlight
09-03-2009, 03:31 PM
:giggle:
livius drusus
09-03-2009, 03:32 PM
:pee:
.:sperm:
Legs
09-03-2009, 03:37 PM
....:brainfrz:
:sperm:

eww eww eww! :eww:
ceptimus
09-03-2009, 03:37 PM
Testing mirror reversal. This works in later versions of IE, but not in other browsers, AFAIK.

Of course, if I ever get my smiley processor finished, it will make rotations, size and speed changes, colour changes and so on available to everyone, without using HTML. If only I had more time... :sigh:

<img src="http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/sperm_by_dirtypaintbrush.gif" width="35" height="15" style="filter:fliph">
Stormlight
09-03-2009, 03:37 PM
:speedy: :sperm:
Legs
09-03-2009, 03:38 PM
:sperm::sperm::sperm: :speedy:
Legs
09-03-2009, 03:38 PM
holy shit stormie, I didn't see your speedy!
Stormlight
09-03-2009, 03:39 PM
:giggles:
Legs
09-03-2009, 03:47 PM
:homdrool::sperm::sperm::sperm:
ceptimus
09-03-2009, 03:50 PM
For Internet Exploder users only. :shakeie:

:sperm::untrain:<img src="http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/sperm_by_dirtypaintbrush.gif" width="35" height="15" style="filter:fliph">
Legs
09-03-2009, 04:03 PM
:partyvan::sperm::sperm::sperm:
JoeP
09-03-2009, 05:15 PM
....:brainfrz:
:sperm:Protein slurpyyyyy!!!1! :excited:


:giggle:

:shakesperm:

Protein shake!!!1! :excited: :excited:
Shelli
09-03-2009, 05:21 PM
:rofl:
Doctor X
09-03-2009, 08:23 PM
holy shit stormie, I didn't see your speedy!

All sperm looks the same to you?

--J.D.
Legs
09-03-2009, 09:03 PM
:sperm::godfry:
Ensign Steve
09-03-2009, 09:12 PM
Protein shake!!!1! :excited: :excited:

:sperm::mastershake:
Shelli
09-03-2009, 11:30 PM
:sperm::focusing:
Legs
09-03-2009, 11:36 PM
:humbird::sperm: :humbird:
Shelli
09-03-2009, 11:46 PM
:ohnoes: :sperm: :cohnoes:




:OMG: :sperm:




:sperm: :omgoggle:




:sperm: :popeyes:



:sperm: :breath:
BrotherMan
09-03-2009, 11:49 PM
:war: :sperm:
Legs
09-04-2009, 12:19 AM
. :rain:
:sperm:
Shelli
09-04-2009, 12:29 AM
. . . . . . . . . . . . CHARGE!!!1!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . :shakesperm:

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:hypno2:
Doctor X
09-04-2009, 12:30 AM
This thread is mega awesome.

--J.D.
Shelli
09-04-2009, 01:10 AM
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Shelli
09-04-2009, 02:07 AM
:sperm::kissme:
Shelli
09-04-2009, 02:10 AM
:wannafight::sperm:
Legs
09-04-2009, 02:12 AM
:sperm:
.....:umbrella:
Shelli
09-04-2009, 02:14 AM
:sperm: :tsktsk:
Shelli
09-04-2009, 02:18 AM
:sperm:
:powerup:
Shelli
09-04-2009, 02:22 AM
:sperm: :cooloff:



This is gonna be bad...
:psst:

But funny as hell!
:sniggle:
Doctor X
09-04-2009, 02:33 AM
:waiting:

--J.D.
Shelli
09-04-2009, 02:41 AM
. :headspin:
:sperm:
JamesBannon
09-04-2009, 02:47 AM
:lol:
Legs
09-04-2009, 03:19 AM
:opera::sperm::sperm::sperm:
Stormlight
09-04-2009, 07:03 AM
:sperm::shiftier::sperm:
Doctor X
09-04-2009, 08:30 AM
:sperm:http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/pfft2.gif (http://www.millan.net)

--J.D.
Doctor X
09-04-2009, 08:57 AM
Of course, many of you will just be a stain on the sheets or walls. . . .
:sperm: Legs! http://www.moppo.net/mextra/anims/littleones1.gif (http://www.millan.net)

--J.D.
BracesForImpact
09-04-2009, 09:22 AM
:sperm: :WWIFA:
BracesForImpact
09-04-2009, 09:31 AM
:sperm: :viper:
Waluigi
09-04-2009, 01:42 PM
Vasectomy, in Three Acts


:deeznuts: :rarrow: :sperm: :rarrow: :storkboy: :storkgirl:


:doctor2: :rarrow: :needles: :rarrow: :censor:


:sperm: :greatwall: :sex:
Shelli
09-04-2009, 01:45 PM
:sperm::train2:
Shelli
09-04-2009, 01:52 PM
:unzilla::sperm:
Dingfod
09-04-2009, 02:05 PM
:sperm::train2:Get on the Love Train?
Shelli
09-04-2009, 02:26 PM
:sperm::train2::heart:
Dingfod
09-04-2009, 04:43 PM
:sperm::abitmuch:


In other news, $15,000 worth of sperm was stolen (http://www.winnipegsun.com/news/manitoba/2009/09/04/10748201.html), in Manitoba, so who cares.
Legs
09-16-2009, 08:38 PM
:sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::sperm::redherring:
livius drusus
09-16-2009, 09:05 PM
:sperm::lolstossel:
Legs
09-20-2009, 04:35 PM
:sperm::unmad:
JoeP
09-23-2009, 05:00 PM
:evilmonkey::sperm: :earth:

or, for Hollywood:

:evilmonkey::sperm: :unitedstates:
JoeP
09-23-2009, 05:01 PM
:sperm::invisiblehand:
JoeP
09-23-2009, 05:54 PM
:sperm::diver2:
:sperm::diver:
Crumb
10-02-2009, 04:26 PM
:sperm::wheelchairpanic:
livius drusus
10-05-2009, 05:12 AM
:sperm::scaredshiver:
Shelli
10-05-2009, 07:30 PM
:sperm::tankformers:
Demimonde
10-05-2009, 07:57 PM
______________________________________________

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:sperm: >>>>>>> :china:
______________________________________________

>>>>>>>>>>>>:sperm: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :france:
______________________________________________

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:sperm: >>> :unitedstates:
______________________________________________

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:sperm: >>>>> :unitedstates:
______________________________________________

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:sperm: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :unitedkingdom:
______________________________________________

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:sperm: >>>> :australia:
______________________________________________

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:sperm: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :japan:
______________________________________________

>>>>>>>>:sperm: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :nigeria:
______________________________________________
livius drusus
10-09-2009, 05:12 PM
:sperm::projectilevomit:
Sock Puppet
10-09-2009, 05:16 PM
:projectilevomit::sperm:
livius drusus
10-09-2009, 05:18 PM
I started with that one, but the movement of the tail messes with the cumvomit effect so I went the other way.
Sock Puppet
10-09-2009, 05:19 PM
The People Will Decide.
livius drusus
10-09-2009, 05:22 PM
Hey, there's enough for everyone. It's not a zero cum game.

:cheesywink:
BrotherMan
10-09-2009, 07:21 PM
:frysees:
fragment
10-10-2009, 02:53 AM
nm
Legs
11-02-2009, 01:25 AM
cake fail

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs068.snc3/13553_1240982698425_1045042427_802478_180406_n.jpg
JoeP
11-02-2009, 06:19 AM
It's a cream cake. Possibly a cream spooge.
Qingdai
11-02-2009, 06:29 AM
:yuck:
:sperm:
Sock Puppet
11-02-2009, 02:24 PM
boo-cake-ke!