Best Thread Title of August 2009!

[Crumb]

Here are your nominees! :D

There are a lot of them so the poll may take awhile. :pat:

[Crumb]

:ohno: Wait! it is not multiple choice! :alarm: Please help me super livius! :superliv:

[Stormlight]

:freakout:

[livius drusus]

Oh noes... I hate to tell you this, Crumbles, but that's not an editable option. I have to strip the poll and readd it. :badday:

[Watser?]

:ohnoes:

[livius drusus]

Done. Is a 4 day deadline right, Crumb?

[Crumb]

4 days is fine. You are the best! :livglomp:

[Adam]

Wow, vagina is out to an early lead over balrog asstowel. I bet it doesn't even have a ring shoved up in it.

[Crumb]

The Obersturmbannführer is in third! :shakehitler:

[Shelli]

... that I nom'd. :pleased:

[Legs]

Damn and I voted for Watser's Asstowel too :brooding:

[Watser?]

:ohno:

Your vagina is whipping my asstowel!

[Shelli]

:spew:

[Legs]

:ohno:

Your vagina is whipping my asstowel!

You wish!

[Watser?]

No not really

But I would like to see the pics :D

[Legs]

$9.99 a minute, live streaming, I take all the major cards.

[Shelli]

:touche:

[ChuckF]

I voted! Yay democracy!

[Garnet]

Wow, vagina is out to an early lead over balrog asstowel. I bet it doesn't even have a ring shoved up in it.

:ohno:

Your vagina is whipping my asstowel!


Gawd, I miss the quote generator.

[Shelli]

:sadnod:

[Dingfod]

No dings for the Fahd.

[Plant Woman]

* Plant Woman puts on her campaign clothes and grabs her sign...

[chant on]
A vote for me
is a vote for creativity!
[/chant off]

:cheer::cheer::cheer:

[Legs]

:nailbiter:

[Crumb]

:bump: need more votes!

[livius drusus]

I am holding my vote until the last minute, this time. :muahaha:

[Crumb]

:narrow:

[curses]

* curses looks
Uh oh. Adam isn't very popular here.

[Adam]

I blame Chuck and his political power plays, myself.

[Legs]

OMG it's a tie :vapours:


Good luck Watser? :glomp:

[Watser?]

It is? :gasp:

[Shelli]

:excited:

[Watser?]

Not anymore :sadcheer:

[Shelli]

Well, it's not over yet. :no:

[Megatron]

Nooooooooo

[Doctor X]

It is a fight between sperm, ass, and pussy!

Should be pay-for-view.

--J.D.

[BrotherMan]

IN YOUR FACE SEXY BALROG!

[Crumb]

Our winner is...

How hard could it be to look at her vagina? by Legs

Congrats Legsy! :trophy:

The runner up for August 2009 is...

Asstowel Balrog Sexytime by Watser?

:cheer: yay Watser!

[Legs]

:shock:

Thanks everyone. :hyper:

Watser?, I thought you had my vagina beat. :hug:

[BrotherMan]

I would never let anyone beat your vagina, Legs.

:shiftier:

[Watser?]

Congrats Legs :cheer:

Mine wasn't even mine, somebody in chat brought it up (Adam?). It was meant as a Google boost.

[livius drusus]

Congratulations, Legsy! :cheer:

Congratulations, Waster?/Adam! :cheer:

[Shelli]

Congrats to the Vagina & Asstowel! :larrybounce:

[ChuckF]

:party3: Yay Legs and Watser?
Congrats to the Vagina & Asstowel! :larrybounce:
yeast infection itt.

[livius drusus]

More likely urinary tract infection itt.

[ChuckF]

whatever, you with your strange lady parts

[livius drusus]

:onering:

[ChuckF]

The hovertext really made that come together for me.

[Shelli]

and...

Yay for inconspicuous X's and weird people arguing with dining room tables tied for third! :tugofwar:


My X came and went, I didn't even notice by Plant Woman :look:

:cheer:


Obersturmbannführer Barney Frank argues with dining room table. by Crumb :rant:

[Adam]

Congrats Legs :cheer:

Mine wasn't even mine, somebody in chat brought it up (Adam?). It was meant as a Google boost.

I think it was someone else (ES?) riffing on me talking about sexytime balrog cosplay.

[Ensign Steve]

Yes, but adding Asstowel to it was all Watser?. :bow:

[Crumb]

January - You Have To Get Out Of Here. YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED. by JoeP
February - Revenge is a dish best served with a Slurpee and a microwave burrito by Zehava
February - Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work by Petra
March - Omnihyper super name burn megathread by ChuckF
April - About puttin' stuff in your butt... by Mendeh
May - I have done nearly all of you, for I am a whore by Miisa
May - Your lawnmower gave me crabs by ChuckF
June - I'm old enough to know what I want! (And it ain't buttsex (anymore)) by SharonDee
July - Unusual Paintings of Obama Naked With Unicorns by Adam
July - Multi-quote-mining, for great justice by Sock Puppet
August - How hard could it be to look at her vagina? by Legs





January - The Obamas enjoy fisting each other by Legs
January - FF, we need to talk. I've been seeing another forum... by Tanda
February - Taste the Rainbow (and Hurl) by livius drusus
February -Iz in yur forumz, hidin from Googlzzz by Crumb
February -Dear Pope Bendy-Dick. Fuck you. Love, Australia. by Count
March - My Pope Don't Stink by Dingfod
April - I Pooped Beet Juice! by livius drusus
May - Look upon my Chicken Pot Pie, and despair by Sock Puppet
June - Celebrity death epidemic skips third tier, heads for fourth by ChuckF
July - Least Religious Member On This Forum Competition IS ON by chunksmediocrite
July - Favorite health care epic Godwin op-ed that references Gandalf by chunksmediocrites
July - :ccat::acat::tcat::icat::fcat::icat::ccat::acat::tcat::icat::ocat::ncat: by Crumb
August - Asstowel Balrog Sexytime by Watser?

[Plant Woman]

Crumbles and I tied for third. Ahhhh! It's tough competition going up against va gee gees and wipes. :giggles:

[Doctor X]

And now Legs wishes to take an early lead with her infested bush :brooding:

--J.D.

[Legs]

:innocent:

[Doctor X]

Then she will claim the next mouth with The Miracle of My Burning Bush. . . .

--J.D.

[Legs]

Then she will claim the next mouth with The Miracle of My Burning Bush. . . .


Mouth?

[Pan Narrans]

That's a Freudian slit if I ever saw one.

[Shelli]

:gasp:


:lol: