When did you last get laid?

[justaman]

I've had nothin since new years. That's like two and a half months.

:shudder:

Can anyone beat that??

[Petra]

Can anyone beat that??

Yup.

199....eh, I forget now. Back in the late 90's sometime, anyway.

[Dingfod]

Monday night.






/me gulps

[justaman]

You know the funny thing? I thought of both of you guys when I wrote this, only the responses were precisely reversed :D

[Petra]

You know the funny thing? I thought of both of you guys when I wrote this, only the responses were precisely reversed :D

:giggle:

Well, I do get offers, but I'm not interested in the guys I get offers from. And if I'm going to engage in casual sex then I'd rather get paid - but I'm no longer interested in casual sex anyway, so that point is pretty moot.

I'd rather be in love, as they say - but given how darned commitment shy I am, I'm more likely to run a country mile than let myself fall in love. Go figure!

[maddog]

It was 1986, or possibly 1985. I don't really remember.

#366

[seebs]

I don't remember precisely. Within the last week or two.

[Noodlenader]

November '04 :(

[Ex-zombie]

I am still a virgin. :(

[justaman]

I don't remember precisely. Within the last week or two.
Man even the Christians are getting laid more than I am :shakefist:

[slimshady2357]

Last night, about nine hours ago.

Adam

[Ymir's blood]

The fifth of never, I think it was.

[Dingfod]

You know the funny thing? I thought of both of you guys when I wrote this, only the responses were precisely reversed :DI'm just an old horndog. If sufficiently inspired and not overly tired, I'm up for a romp in the hay now and again.

[godfry n. glad]

Last night, about nine hours ago.

Adam

Yeah, me too.

[Shake]

Friday night (the 11th).

I'm just an old horndog. If sufficiently inspired and not overly tired, I'm up for a romp in the hay now and again.
I'm not as old as Warren (no offense, just stating a fact), so I don't need much inspiration. Pretty much as long as I'm not sick, I'm ready to go.

[slimshady2357]

Last night, about nine hours ago.

Adam

Yeah, me too.

I've NEVER met this man! :damn:

Adam

[Johnny Pneumatic]

I am still a virgin. :(


Join the club, oh wait I didn't join this. :(

[Johnny Pneumatic]

It was 1986, or possibly 1985. I don't really remember.

#366


You poor bastard. You could almost have been one of my biological donors that far back.

[godfry n. glad]

Last night, about nine hours ago.

Adam

Yeah, me too.

I've NEVER met this man! :damn:

Adam

You sure? :wink:

[Dragar]

I'm 20, and the chance would've been a fine thing.

[Dingfod]

Don't worry about it, it's overrated.

[Sweetie]

Don't worry about it, it's overrated.

:D , I think it's a tad bit more special when it's not so commonplace but it's nice to have around.

Yesterday afternoon. :P The dog isn't the only male in this house with spring fever! :oyvey:

[Dingfod]

Monday night.I think I unintentionally lied. It was Sunday night. I went to bed early Monday night because of having to get up at 04:15 Tuesday morning for day shifts. Since then, Spousal Unit #1 has been in Texas visiting her mom and dad, and our daughter and grandson.

[Soubrette]

About 3 hours ago

Sou

[viscousmemories]

Better get straightened out before Adam gets home.

[Soubrette]

Better get straightened out before Adam gets home.

Actually he's at home and I'm at work :wink:

Sou

[viscousmemories]

Ohh... so another late night at the office helping your new secretary learn the ropes, eh?

:D

[seebs]

I don't remember precisely. Within the last week or two.
Man even the Christians are getting laid more than I am :shakefist:

Heh. One of the plusses of being married for ten years. :)

[inland wave]

This morning, got back from Texas yesterday afternoon and Spousal Unit Number ??, worked last night. Life is good, yes sir!
Overrated? Speak for yourself mister "W". :D

[Dingfod]

Oops. Busted.

[Petra]

This morning, got back from Texas yesterday afternoon and Spousal Unit Number ??, worked last night. Life is good, yes sir!
Overrated? Speak for yourself mister "W". :D


Listen, sister-to-sister, without the boys lookin' in....is he doin' it right?!



Are you doin it right?



...someone's not doin it right! :eh?:


:giggle:

[Dingfod]

I'll let her respond.

[Ex-zombie]

Maybe it's just me, but I get the impression inland wave and warn know each other.

[Petra]

Maybe it's just me, but I get the impression inland wave and warn know each other.

Yup. :yup: They're married. With children.




I so love Peggy Bundy!

[Dingfod]

Love and marriage,
love and marriage,
go together like a horse and carriage.
Badumpum.

[Shake]

Yup. :yup: They're married. With children.




I so love Peggy Bundy!
Yeah, and Katie Sagal still looks good on 8 Simple Rules!

Speaking of which, I just found out that Amy Davidson (the redhead who plays the younger daughter, Carrie) is 25! :eek: Now, I don't feel so much like a :lecher:

[justaman]

Drought broken sunday night

:yahoo: :slide: :woohoo: :mememe: :bouncy:

[inland wave]

I'll let her respond.
Darl'n you started it.....you finish it..................this could get interesting.

[Dingfod]

Redacted.

[RevDahlia]

warrenly and inland wave are too cute for words.

Topic? Yesterday morning, 10-ish. Forecast looks good for tonight as well.

[MooseIBe]

Ugh, September. However boyfriend gets here in approximate seven hours for the week so forecast is, as someone said above, looking good....

[wei yau]

Ohh... so another late night at the office helping your new secretary learn the ropes, eh?

:D

Mmmm...Maggie Gyllenhaal (http://www.us.imdb.com/title/tt0274812/)

[Beth]

I loved that movie for some perverse reason.

[wei yau]

I loved that movie for some perverse reason.

It is my belief that one can love this movie only for perverse reasons, when you consider the subject matter.

Yes, I love this movie, too.

[viscousmemories]

Wait. I loved it 'cause it was super erotic. Is that a perverse reason?

[Shake]

Forecast looks good for tonight as well.
...so forecast is, as someone said above, looking good....
Must be nice being able to control the forecast. Lucky gals. :bow:

[MooseIBe]

four and a half hours :D

[seebs]

four and a half hours :D

(Howdy, Moose!)

Do you mean "it was four and a half hours ago" or "it was the last four and a half hours"? If the latter, how can you type?

[lady cop]

......

[xavierOnassis]

what time is it? :wink:

[Shake]

Update: It was either Monday and Tuesday nights or Tuesday and Wednesday nights of this week. Either way, it was on consecutive nights.

[Dingfod]

Update: About 6:30 this morning. heh

[Sycophant]

Right now... This very second..

No, actually that's a lie. Let's see, Mel's 34 weeks pregnant, and had severe hyperemesis for about the last 26 weeks... So it's been 26 weeks at least.

The weird thing is that's about the longest I've gone without since I became sexually active, and yet I've been in a commited relationship for that whole time. *sigh*

[livius drusus]

I'm sorry to hear about Mel's hard time. I was wondering how you and the lady were doing. It's nice to see you back. :hug:

[godfry n. glad]

Yeah... I was wondering whether she'd ever let you near her again, after all that. :copafeel:

[Sycophant]

I'm still not convinced she'll let me near her again... But at least the evil parasite will be out soon...

[Legs]

Last night - was just a quickie, which has it's own merit.

I have had a nasty bladder infection for the last couple of weeks and was feeling lousy - I'm sure you are all thrilled I shared that with you :eek:

Sycophant take care of your lady and be a good sport :) thats a very good quality in a man.

[Dingfod]

6:30 this morning, the second time in less than 7 hours. Did someone slip some Viagra in my Diet Dr Pepper?

[seebs]

Around 2AM.

[Sonnet]

November.

[Major Atheist]

Washington was crossing the Delaware.

[Crumb]

You got laid by George Washington as he was crossing the Delaware? Tricky.

[Major Atheist]

Everything went well except for the splinters in my _____.

Those TEETH...

[Crumb]

Not to self: If George offers oral, TURN HIM DOWN!

[JoeP]

November.
:hug:

[BracesForImpact]

Three days ago, and it was the shit, too! Of course, with my woman, it always is...

[Legs]

Of course, with my woman, it always is...

Care to elaborate?

[cappuccino]

It's been too too long since I got laid :bag: The funny thing is I thought I would be more bothered but I'm not...I have a pretty active fantasy life :giggle:

[Kilted_Canuck]

Last weekend :cool:

[Nil Desperandum]

November '04 :(

Yeah, me too... unless you count my antics in the shower last night. ;)

Being incarcerated really fucking sucks!!! :)

BTW, this thread will be updated every night by us two in, ummm, 60 days. ;)

Chris

[livius drusus]

:frolic: @ the 60 days! :shifty: @ the prison shower antics due to many viewings of Oz

[Bullet]

This morning, yesterday morning, the afternoon before that, and the night before that. Eat your hearts out!! :yup:

[LiveToRide]

This morning, yesterday morning, the afternoon before that, and the night before that.
What a coincidence!! Me too! :lmao:

[Dingfod]

Someone would've had some explaining to do if there was a mismatch.

[Crumb]

Does phone or cyber sex count? :(

[Dingfod]

Sure! Why not? It's still sex, isn't it? Be sure to kiss your hand goodnight.

[Crumb]

:buttkick:

[Bullet]

Someone would've had some explaining to do if there was a mismatch. :sweaty:

[LiveToRide]

Someone would've had some explaining to do if there was a mismatch. :sweaty:
Umm...is there something you'd like to tell me, baby? Some reason you are sweating??? :devil:

[Bullet]

Someone would've had some explaining to do if there was a mismatch. :sweaty:
Umm...is there something you'd like to tell me, baby? Some reason you are sweating??? :devil:
:angel: :innocent: Nope. I've been good.

[LiveToRide]

Someone would've had some explaining to do if there was a mismatch. :sweaty:
Umm...is there something you'd like to tell me, baby? Some reason you are sweating??? :devil:
:angel: :innocent: Nope. I've been good.
Shit, I know you're good, babe, but the angels are pushing it a bit, dontcha' think?? :lmao:

[Bullet]

Someone would've had some explaining to do if there was a mismatch. :sweaty:
Umm...is there something you'd like to tell me, baby? Some reason you are sweating??? :devil:
:angel: :innocent: Nope. I've been good.
Shit, I know you're good, babe, but the angels are pushing it a bit, dontcha' think?? :lmao:We need a blue angel don't we?

[LiveToRide]

Oh hell yeah!!! Of course it won't make sense to anyone but you and me. Unless you explain.

[Bullet]

Oh hell yeah!!! Of course it won't make sense to anyone but you and me. Unless you explain.
Let's try it.

[LiveToRide]

Mmmm....Nope, didn't work. Maybe post a copy of the patch? Or would that be a big no-no?
Ya know, babe....we totally hijacked this fucking thread. (Pun intended.) Sorry gang!!!

[Crumb]

You going to teach us all the secret handshake?

[Bullet]

Mmmm....Nope, didn't work. Maybe post a copy of the patch? Or would that be a big no-no?As long as I'm wearing it, Maybe we need a pic, and it can be my avatar. Do you know how to make custom avatars?

[Bullet]

You going to teach us all the secret handshake?yes, it goes like this. :angrynana: :2birds: :fuckyou: now repeat 6 times.

[Crumb]

You guys ever heard of PMs? :wink:

[Bullet]

You guys ever heard of PMs? :wink:chill man, I'm still wiping my eyes from laughing so hard. That there wuz funny.

[Crumb]

Well at least someone is amused... :ptht:

[Bullet]

Well at least someone is amused... :ptht:I can't help it, I get silly when I get alot of sex. I'll probobly get commited soon. :roflmao: :lol: :nutty: :kookoo:

[Crumb]

Well I get fucking testy when I don't getting any sex. So stay the fuck outta my way! :abitmuch:

[Noodlenader]

November '04 :(

Yeah, me too... unless you count my antics in the shower last night. ;)

Being incarcerated really fucking sucks!!! :)

BTW, this thread will be updated every night by us two in, ummm, 60 days. ;)

Chris

LOL- I have antics in the shower like.. every night. hahaha <3 :cool:

[Nil Desperandum]

November '04 :(

Yeah, me too... unless you count my antics in the shower last night. ;)

Being incarcerated really fucking sucks!!! :)

BTW, this thread will be updated every night by us two in, ummm, 60 days. ;)

Chris

LOL- I have antics in the shower like.. every night. hahaha <3 :cool:

I wouldn't doubt that one bit, sweetie. :popcorn:

[Alex Bragi]

Bulgarians do it 151 times a year. Belgians do it 136 times a year. Even Hong Kongers manage it 103 times a year. Americans a whopping 118 times a year! Although, it must be pointed out that, 46% of American women said they thought a good night's sleep was more important than great sex. And, if you're doing it less than a hundred times a year, the chances are you're a Singaporean where they only manage it 96 times per annum, where 28 percent of the sex-starved populace resort to David Beckham-style text or phone sex. However, please bear in mind the retired Singaporean gentleman who at 99 years of age, is the old man to be using Viagra. (Of course, he's married to a much younger woman - she's only in her 60s.)

Sorry, I can’t mention the Aussies because it would make you, non-Aussies, all feel far too inadequate. Ok, ok, since I know you’re all dying to know - Aussie supposedly do it, on average, 127 times a year. But the bad news is Australians are the worst in the world when it comes to technique – or honesty – with 47 per cent of respondents confessing to faking orgasms. (Hopefully they're all female.)

It was an interesting exercise researching these facts, as the figures often varied from site to site. I guess the people being surveyed aren’t the only ones to stretch the truth a little here and there. I was obviously interested to know which country ranked highest. I found the frisky French claiming to be first with an average or 167 times a year. Horny Hungarians headed another list with 152 times. And even one naughty New Zealand site, not only claimed the title with only 135 times per annum but, bragged that six percent of them have sex at least once a day!

Feeling inadequate yet? Feel as if there's a global orgy going on and you haven't been invited? Take heart, sex experts say people out there are having a lot less sex than the surveys actually say.

The truth is that, particularly, if you're over 40 and still having sex even once in a while, you can count yourself lucky because a lot of poor buggers your age aren't getting any!

A spokesperson for one survey said: “The reality is that a lot of people don't have sex at all, or if they do, they have it very infrequently.” Another was more direct stating: “They fib their heads off!”

[bobeh]

Male here...and have faked it once or twice. I was on anti-depressents and it was a lot of work to come...so I flailed away for a long time then just gave up with a little groan or two.

[Dingfod]

Male here...and have faked it once or twice. I was on anti-depressents and it was a lot of work to come...so I flailed away for a long time then just gave up with a little groan or two.Zoloft?

The reason I ask is that when I took Zoloft it didn't interfere at all in getting an erection, only made it hard to cum. I didn't bother to fake it, I just quit, out of breath, exhausted and rubbed raw.

[Ymir's blood]

When did you last get laid?
It was back when I was just an egg...

:chicken:

[natasha]

Last Saturday -- twice.

After 29 years of marriage, that's pretty good.

Bad thing: I'm in menopause. I won't go into details. But there are a lot of things going on down there that are screaming: "Don't ever fucking touch me again you bastard!" while my mind is screaming: "more, more, more!"

It's a bitch, I tell ya.