Your FAIL Lasts . . . FOREVER!!

[Doctor X]

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Ugliest[/u] Tattoos: (][u) A Gallery Regret

Some examples:

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ut-slut.jpg

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/anon-carradine-P.jpg

Are these "natural?"

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/breastimplants2.jpg

:no:

--J.D.

P.S. :offended: Fine . . . see if I find you threads funny. . . .

[Doctor X]

Of course, maybe I should have posted the correct Link (http://ugliesttattoos.com/)?

:blush:

--J.D.

[Legs]

Is this Christ or Willie Nelson?

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ut-loljesus.jpg

[Legs]

:regan:

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/biancah-bleeding.jpg

[Legs]

Hi Ho, Hi Ho

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Develish1-dwarves-P.jpg

[Legs]

Meat curtains

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ut-beefcurtains.jpg

[Doctor X]

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/permanent-chola-from-alfie.jpg

--J.D.

[lisarea]

My only beef* with the meat curtains tattoo is that it's apparently on his torso (that's a torso, right?), leaving open the possibility that some poor woman could discover it only after she's alone and half nekkid with the guy.

He should have to get that on his face.

*GET IT? I said I have a 'beef' with a tattoo of meat curtains. And beef is the kind of meat it's a picture of.

[curses]

Meat curtains

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ut-beefcurtains.jpgOK so the actual tattoo work is quite nice on that, but...yeah subject matter WTF. That has to be a guy that's done on.

[LadyShea]

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/MeonURmom-P.jpg

The razor bumps make this ultra sexay

[curses]

This one is pure win:
http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/BobRoss_JD-P.jpg

I'm a happy little tree
:tree4:

[Doctor X]

I mean, it is a phenomenal rendering, but why the fuck would you want it?

--J.D.

[LadyShea]

That is amazing inking right there...but yeah the why would keep one up at night.

[Demimonde]

If he was the person who inspired them to be an artist, why not? I loved Bob Ross! I watched him as a kiddo.

Now if he has Thomas Kincade on the other side, then he is a crap art stalker and should be registered or something.

[The Lone Ranger]

My only beef* with the meat curtains tattoo is that it's apparently on his torso (that's a torso, right?), leaving open the possibility that some poor woman could discover it only after she's alone and half nekkid with the guy.

He should have to get that on his face.

*GET IT? I said I have a 'beef' with a tattoo of meat curtains. And beef is the kind of meat it's a picture of.

I dunno. I'm pretty sure that's an arm, or possibly a leg. You can pretty clearly see the bulges from the musculature. The distribution of the hair is also all wrong for it to be a torso shot.


Cheers,

Michael

[curses]

I'm going with inside of bicep on this one.

[The Lone Ranger]

I'd say a little further down, on the inside of the forearm. You can see the bulges of the lateral muscles such as the brachioradialis, but you can't see the tendons of the biceps brachii.


Cheers,

Michael

[curses]

Wow, classy place for that.

[Doctor X]

If he was the person who inspired them to be an artist, why not? I loved Bob Ross!

BAH!!!! Weenie-rump-roasting-granola-snorting-surrender-monkey!!

He did not have the BALLS to hold Bill Alexander's:

http://www.ayoubart.co.uk/images/billa.jpg

ALMIGHTY FAN BRUSH!!!1!!!!11!

--J.D.

[D. Scarlatti]

This one is pure win:

Who the hell is that, Mac Davis?

(But, Carradine FTW, I reckon.)

Also, I say meat curtains is a side torso shot.

[lisarea]

Yeah, I still think so too.

Think scrawny guy with long armpit hair and little muscle definition, with the little jutty part on the left side being his ribcage and possibly a pasty white boy nipple above that, at the very top.

Plus, when you think about where the camera would have to be positioned, it rules out some potential locations. Any kind of limb interpretation I can think of is too deformed even for Mr. Curtains.

But I am not a professional torso identifier, and I would be happy to concede to majority opinion if it means that I am through looking at that picture.

[Qingdai]

Heh!

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/1/6/5/0/08_no_regrets.jpg

[erimir]

Some of my favorites (all are NSFW):

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ut-merman.jpg

Yes, there was a cock on the castle on the cover of the Little Mermaid. This goes just a bit further.

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ut-whitepower.jpg

Muscle-y Nazi rainbow unicorn! On my ass!

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ut-penisfly.jpg

Actually well-done, and creative. But still. You can't go out in public with an exposed tattoo of two women licking a big cock. Seriously.

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ugs-tomoffinland1.jpg

Tom of Finland fucks the world! More specifically, Bolivia.

And there's the classic, which is not on the site:

http://www.dropshots.com/photos/63223/20060627/190237.jpgPuff the Magic Dragon!

His backside:
http://www.dropshots.com/photos/63223/20060627/190236.jpg

Puff in "full flight":
http://www.altnation.com/forums/attachments/tattoos-piercings-chat/33963d1089311841-puff-magic-dragon-warning-penis-top.jpg

[lisarea]

I like the black bars on those last two. Like there was a naughty swear word written there that they had to cover up.

[Naru]

:stunned:

[The Lone Ranger]

Yeah, I still think so too.

Think scrawny guy with long armpit hair and little muscle definition, with the little jutty part on the left side being his ribcage and possibly a pasty white boy nipple above that, at the very top.

Plus, when you think about where the camera would have to be positioned, it rules out some potential locations. Any kind of limb interpretation I can think of is too deformed even for Mr. Curtains.

But I am not a professional torso identifier, and I would be happy to concede to majority opinion if it means that I am through looking at that picture.

That's a good possibility, especially since at least some of the back (the right side of the picture) is blacked out, making it impossible to tell what the exact shape of the body region might be. And that could be part of an areola near the top left of the picture.


Cheers,

Michael

[erimir]

I like the black bars on those last two. Like there was a naughty swear word written there that they had to cover up.It's the email address and such that aren't blacked out in the other pics.

They're from different sites, so some people were more considerate than others for Mr. Dragon-Penis's privacy.

[lisarea]

:clueless: :paperbag:

:noway: IT SAID A REALLY BAD WORD THERE THAT IS SO BAD IT'S HARDLY EVEN INVENTED. :eastegg:

:lift:

[D. Scarlatti]

Think scrawny guy with long armpit hair

NO I WILL NOT THINK THAT AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

:onstrike:

[Garnet]

I don't think I'll ever be able to think of Puff the Magic Dragon in the same way ever again.

:damn:

[Qingdai]

Yeah, this one is the result of a lost bet. Forever!

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/1/6/5/0/e6f88f4c-9a99-336e-5e565d7dc9459209.jpg

Don't gamble and tattoo, kids.

[Doctor X]

The ones that are misspelled--like "I Am AWSOME"--are just priceless.

--J.D.

[erimir]

Is that because you get your money back when that happens?

[Qingdai]

Let's see if this works....

http://j-walkblog.com/images2/onlygodwilljugeme.jpg

Ohh! I'm a dirty hotlink'er!

http://j-walkblog.com/images2/onlygodwilljugeme.jpg

[Doctor X]

Ohh! I'm a dirty hotlink'er!

I love it when you link dirty!

--J.D.

[Doctor X]

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/vanillaice_anon-P.jpg

--J.D.

[Jerome]

http://home.mchsi.com/~jdeeth/tattoo.JPG

[Ensign Steve]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/08/raptor-jesus.jpg

Raptor Jesus for the win

[JoeP]

Winasaurus.

[Doctor X]

This is the most FAIL person on the planet:

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/goatsetattoo_tremoney-P.jpg

--J.D.

[Kevlar]

Ow man.... just OW This thread is very painful, especially the dragon, that is just OWWW

[Qingdai]

It's the facial tattoos that get me, what was your career again? If it's not "tattoo artist" good luck on the job hunt.

Top Twenty Outrageous Facial Tattoos (http://mag.rankmytattoos.com/top-20-outrageous-facial-tattoos.html)

[Doctor X]

I remember seeing an interview with an artist who is old school and refuses to do them for that very reason.

--J.D.

[Kevlar]

There was this LA skin head in basic training that had "FUCK YOU" stretched across his bald head. The other side of his skull said something like "I HATE ME". That, combined with his blatant racism, combined with our two BIG black Alabama drill sergeants, made life quite interesting for him. At least he was getting the attention he obviously craved.

[Garnet]

I'm surprised he was allowed in. Did he even make it through boot?

[Doctor X]

With the tattoos intact?

--J.D.

[Shake]

This one just made me laugh:
http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bob-bob-mynameiskelly-P.jpg

I mean, no matter what end you're on, it's very considerate of her.

"Oh, yes! That's it. Oh right there uh ... Kelly."

[Shake]

The only redeeming quality on this one is the very cool t-shirt being worn. It shows that the person does have some taste (hmm ... or at least a friend who bought it for them does).

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/baconcross_christopher-P.jpg

[Dingfod]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/1030092mugs4.jpg

[Dingfod]

Kind of limits the career choices:

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0911092mugs11.jpg

[Qingdai]

"Welcome to bugerking, can I take your order?"

:freakout:

[erimir]

Don't you mean Burger Führer?

[Pan Narrans]

I thought he was talking about the Bugger King; at least they might hire him.

[Doctor X]

Yes . . . nothing says "Master Race" like "will never make more than 15K a year."

--J.D.

[Ensign Steve]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/17/pew-pew-tattoo.jpg

[seebs]

Okay, the pewpew is adorable.

[Qingdai]

It also looks like it was drawn in with a colored sharpie.

That full facial neo-nazi thing has a classic "I got this in prison" look.
My husband calls that, "nature's do not touch" sign.

[Nullifidian]

Correct thread posting: FAIL. :bag:

[Kevlar]

I'm surprised he was allowed in. Did he even make it through boot?

Yeah, the Army is famous for taking on trouble cases and turning them around... and this guy could have been their poster boy.

My biggest memory of him was when we had our first weekend pass and he got caught with cigarettes at the base Burger King. The DSs made him eat the entire pack and they PTed his ass until he turned green and puked violently. Ah, good times!

He went on to helicopter mechanics school with me (ironically, in southern alabama), grew out his hair to cover his tatts, and he was even talking about getting his tatts removed. He was a totally humbled person. The last I saw him he was shipping off to Germany and was really getting into the whole Army thing.

[Doctor X]

In honor of recent festivities. . . .

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/robo-chicken.jpg

--J.D.

[Stormlight]

:facepalm:

[Doctor X]

:facepalm:

There is a lot of that on that page, particularly given the season.

You really have to wonder: "why?"

--J.D.

[Ensign Steve]

more like your win lasts forever amirite?

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/02/dapper-dino.jpg