Happy Birthday lisarea!

[livius drusus]

I wish you better than your heart's desire and your first kiss from a boy. So take the little lady out, wouldya Maturin?

:cavitysearch:

[viscousmemories]

Happy Bday lisapea! :blowout:

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

OMG, liv, don't you know kisses make form babby?

Have a good one, Lisa!

[LadyShea]

Happy Birthday Grande Dame

[Naru]

Happy birthday!

[BrotherMan]

Random smilies I call unto thee!

Declare for us how lisapea's birthday shall be!

:unraincloud: :wolf: :harp:

:bigbird:

:map: :portland: :hugtroll:

:aelement: :shakevader:

:hia:

I think that says it all, really.

[Kael]

Happy Birthday!
:party3:
Random Smilie:
:shrooms:
I guess we know what you should do for your birthday, huh?

[livius drusus]

Look, I don't want to start shit in lisarea's extra-special old lady thread, but I think we all know the random smiley in my OP wins by any possible measure.

[freemonkey]

Happy birthday, lisarea! :screaming:

[Megatron]

Happy birfdai :powerbirthday:

old fart :shakecane:

[JamesBannon]

:birthday: Lisarea! :hug:

[Doctor X]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/26/128984287416166172.jpg

[It is an improvement over what he originally posted.--Ed.]

http://www.deviantart.com/download/114729709/Happy_Birthday_Kitten_by_animone.jpg

--J.D.

[Leesifer]

Happy Birthday lisamajora.

:ww:
:jackass:

[Crumb]

Happy Birthday, lisarea! :chickies:

[Ymir's blood]

Happy Birthday! May it be a good one. :)

[Legs]

Happy Birthday :cupcake:

[Watser?]

:matrix: Happy Birthday! :olmechd:

[JoeP]

Lisapeaday! Have a happy one!

[curses]

Happy Birthday Lisapea! :ankh:

be glad I picked that one as :footgrave: also came up in random smiley search

[D. Scarlatti]

:headspin: :headspin:

:bday3:

:headspin: :headspin:

[Demimonde]

If anyone gives you shit today, just yell "It's my Birthady Fucker!"

Wait, like I needed to tell you that...

Hope you have fun and enjoy your day! :handfire:

[lisarea]

Thanks, guys!

But my birthday got stolen by the Little Muffin's friend, who is getting married today, and LM is his best man.

In fact, when the kid told me what the date was, I said, "Hey! That's my birthday!" and he said, "Oh, ha. Not any more it isn't."*

So most of the day, I have been sitting around fretting about Little Muffin's tuxedo and his toast and stuff. Later, my friend Mabel is going to come over (the loathsome old hag is four days older than me, so she's always horning in on my birthday) and we'll both make Maturin take us out on some kind of boring old people three-way date like we always do.

* See? Not only are all of my immediate family and friends totally mean to me all the time, but my family's friends and friends of friends are too!

[Ymir's blood]

Did you make him a tux out of duct tape? :vibes:

[Caligulette]

Happy birthday. Pinch the usurpers!

[lisarea]

I would have made a duct tape tux. That's probably why he never lets me help him with stuff.

I'm not actually fretting in any productive fashion. I'm just fretting because I am an old lady. LM isn't even here. He took care of everything himself, and I'm sitting around trying to shake this notion I have that these boys are all still a bunch of dopey 11 year olds.

Oh, man. I'm really hoping the kid getting married doesn't make gagging noises when he has to kiss that girl!

Shit. Maybe I should call him too.

[Qingdai]

You should call!
:unnod:

Happy birthday! I hope you didn't have to decide what to eat either. :biter:
Three-way for your birthday? Kinky.

:shocked:

All smilies randomized for your sanity.

[Shelli]

:shakecupcake: :shakelarry: :shakenancy: :iceburn: :birthday: :iceburn: :shakenancy: :shakebunthrust: :shakepie:

[erimir]

:farmer::2thumbsup::bluebutterfly::larrybounce: Happy birthday! :larrybounce::bluebutterfly::2thumbsup::farmer:

:ptht:

[ChuckF]

Attention lisarea:

I missed your birthday because I am a stupid idiot but I'll make it up to you somehow, like maybe I will take an old tube radio and fix it so you can tune it with the dial from a rotary phone or something like that and then I will name it after you.

[lisarea]

Oh, Chuck, making fun of my old-timey ways, little realizing that I now have a fancy and newfangled NEW BIRTHDAY COMPUTER!

5941

[biochemgirl]

Happy belated bday!

[Adam]

Happy day after your birthday, lisamus prime!

[Stormlight]

Happy belated birthday, lisarea!

[Nullifidian]

Happy belated birthday wishes! :bday:

(As long as we're still wishing you happy birthday, you should get Maturin to keep on giving you birthday presents.) :rich:

[D. Scarlatti]

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q249/dscarlatti/clownhead.jpg

U R SO BUSTED!!1

[Smilin]

Happy belated birthday, Lisarea!

[Sock Puppet]

Well, since that wedding shit stole your birthday three days ago, I hereby declare that today is Lisarea Birthday Do-Over Day. Why? Because I'm here now, dammit. Plus I just wrote a GUI that totally changes the space-time continuum and makes it your birthday again without adding an extra year to your oldladiness. In fact I'll write another one that takes a year off if you want.

Random smiley, srzly :rarrow: :besidemyself:

[Smilin]

I hereby declare that today is Lisarea Birthday Do-Over Day.

Love that idea.....

[JoeP]

I hereby declare that today is Lisarea Birthday Do-Over Day.

Love that idea.....

:bunnythrust:

[Lauri D]

happy belated b-day, lisa! I find it useful to declare a "birthday month", which both helps people not feel bad if they forgot the actual day and allows you to reap birthday benefits after the actual day is done until the month is over. So ya got two whole days left! Work it!

[lisarea]

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q249/dscarlatti/clownhead.jpg

U R SO BUSTED!!1

Oh, look. I just went to your house and took a picture of your refrigerator:

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q249/dscarlatti/shelf42.jpg

Anyways, I put the clownhead there to block the super-bright LED on the case. Also to taunt you.

[D. Scarlatti]

I guess I should probably throw that Greek salad out.

[ChuckF]

$2.49 for 16 Kraft singles? Must be nice. :rich:

[D. Scarlatti]

Birthday Girl 'shopped the hell out of that photo. There was formerly a decidedly high end Stilton.

[Pinecone]

:torte: Happy B-Day!! :torte:



Ok just shut up about how late I am with this ... just shut up and have a really long all the way into the next month birthday long drawn out voyage of birthdayosity!!