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livius drusus
03-22-2005, 10:32 PM
Would you feel it in a boat? Would you feel it with a goat? If your answer to the latter is yes, then you're apparently (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=50367#post50367) in for a veritable feast of tactile pleasures.
Farren
03-22-2005, 10:47 PM
del - [bad taste]
Farren
03-22-2005, 10:52 PM
just answer ass - but the best you ever felt - c'mon
viscousmemories
03-22-2005, 11:04 PM
...but the best I've ever felt.

Done.
livius drusus
03-22-2005, 11:11 PM
del - [bad taste]
Bad taste? In this thread? I guess I'd best not delve then.
Goliath
03-22-2005, 11:25 PM
Dare I make a joke that's at the outer rim of bad comedy?

:D

:runaway:
Ex-zombie
03-22-2005, 11:57 PM
Don't listen to Farren's sweet talk as I once did.
JoeP
03-23-2005, 10:10 AM
I know the answer, but I'm not talking.
livius drusus
03-23-2005, 02:20 PM
Don't listen to Farren's sweet talk as I once did.

I don't think it's a coincidence that this was your DIX post.
wei yau
03-23-2005, 02:47 PM
I'd vote but I can't find the option for "fine Corinthian leather"
Shake
03-23-2005, 08:14 PM
No offense, but I really don't care to know.
Farren
03-23-2005, 08:30 PM
My butt feels nice right now, Just the right kind of firm and soft, in perfect measure. I'm hoping that it's crack, which has so reliably woken me with its persistant message of hope for relief at the othr crack of that fine lady, Dawn, will get me up timely for the relief of pressure that builds there from time to time, especallly at the rise of the sun.

How does farren's ass feel right now? By convenient arrangement of the posterior nervous system or by emotional result of the the lower vertebrae that must channel it's every movement like a reluctant medium-savant. I will tell you, to stay any doubt and remove from your otherwise vapid lives any gnawing anxiety (though gnawing on that marvelous edifiice, my butt, is not proscibed).

It feels,... airy. Smell the air and touch the rose - though it be full of prior conciev'd unwanted and unwarranted fecund and fertile odour, consider for just a moment, at least, its firm, round, source and love it for its indulgence in your morbid fascination, at least.

Farren's butt loves you.
Farren
03-23-2005, 08:43 PM
i have to accede a a commenendation to all 2 of you who voted for "a marvel of the 20th century" instead of "ass". You confirm once again my bias that there are truly perceptive buttsqueezers on this board. Perceptive, I must insist. The rest of you are just cocksuckers.
viscousmemories
03-23-2005, 09:10 PM
No offense, but I really don't care to know.
Methinks thou dost protesth too much!
Shake
03-24-2005, 06:18 PM
Methinks thou dost protesth too much!
Not a protest, just not something I really need to know. That's it.