Fed up with the anti-Britishness on here

[Leesifer]

OK, not so much on the forum but definitely in chat.

It's getting beyond a joke now. I try and join in but there's always some comment about "stupid brits", "you all have bad teeth", etc.

Although, there have been hurtful comments on the forum too.

Also, it's not just anti-British I hate to say. There are comments against Europeans in general.

It's very, very sad.

[Ensign Steve]

Shut up, limey.

[lisarea]

Sshh, it's OK Lees. Why don't you have a nice meal of canned spaghetti on toast or something. I'm sure you'll feel much better.

[Crumb]

Hey we let you post don't we! :shakeskunk:

[Leesifer]

(19:28:24) Ensign_Steve: I went to the dentist yesterday. Lees, do you know what that is?
(19:28:49) (Sock): Hah, I dentalburned Lees earlier

PROOF!

[livius drusus]

Yeah! And I even asked you for cooking advice once. If that's not unstrained quality of mercy, I don't know what is.

[BrotherMan]

You just need to keep a stiff upper lip about it, that's all.

[Sock Puppet]

To hide the front teeth.

[Miisa]

That's why I hang out at EuropeForum, where, in turn, stray Americans that wander on are detained and ridiculed until they cry. The Canadians are let off the hook, but must be suitably contrite about the unfortunate proximity.

[Ensign Steve]

We're talking about you in there, too, Miisa you crazy Icelander.

[Kael]

I thought she was a Finn... Guess I don't pay that much attention, although it's not like there's much difference among you furriners to begin with.

[BracesForImpact]

The Redcoats are coming!

[Brimshack]

It's very, very sad.

Hey now don't cry in your luke-warm beer or nuthing. That or liv will post a witty and thoughtful something or other that you can sink your bad teeth into. Maybe you could watch some football instead. By football, I of course mean pansy-sport-that-is-definitely-not-football, but you know what I mean. It's not like we Americans bailed you out of any wars in the last century, or like 2 of them. And you certainly aren't responsible for the spice girls. You personally, I mean, and some right-thinking people don't even blame the lot of you for that. ...or for the last 10 years of David Bowie either! Who cares if the British invasion was simply chess-records done badly, or if Bond, James Bond is a tired old wreck who should be shaken to death once and for all, ..not stirred, obviously. It goes without saying. Fucking pygmalian anyway! "In Artsford, Emphsford, and Ampshire, uricanes ardly hever appen!" What kind of fucking bullshit is that! WHo talks like that, or the other way. "I'm a born lever-puller." Tell that fucking Ringo to get a real rock group, dammit, and get a real accent. From Arkansas. Or should I say Harkansas. Stupid Rain in Spain bullshit. Cockney or pretentious, one way or the other, nobody on that whole fricking island can produce a vowel that doesn't grate on the ears, and every goddam drama student in this country is trying to talk down to the limey-level. Rain i Spain? You wanna know about the rain in Spain? Tell you what, Spain is a real country dammit. Ever seen "Sexy Beast." Now that's a real movie, you know, about a real Brit. You know what makes that character a real Brit, someone worth admiring? Cause he was smart enough to get the fuck off that island you call home cherry-lady. Yeah, I don't know what that means either, but I'm using it anyway. Know what it means? Cherry-lady? Know what it means? It means Britain sucks, that's what it means. Fucking goddam Britain! It means that because I fucking said it did, dammit, don't even. Shrimp on the barbie? That's another thing. I know you don't goddamn say that, but then again neither do them other blokes down under. But you know what? Before they weren't saying it down there, they were not saying it up there with you guys, before you chased them all off and made them live down under. Know what's goddam wrong with Britain? You sent all the interesting people to Austrailia, that's what! You really oughtta go try and get some of them back, you know, not that it would behoove them to go with you. "Behoove?" That's a goddam stupid word, you know. I'm damned sorry I typed it. And you know why I typed it? Because I'm thinking about damned limeys that's why! People who use words like that. Fucking damned limeys. It would behoove them to go to Australia. Know what an Australilian is? A limey who IS worthy of the time of day. ...and only just.

Fucking wankers!

And that's another thing! Wankers! How the hell did that catch on and invade the vocabulary of the rest of us? I mean it's a perfectly good insult, smacks te target nicely, but it's too fricking somehow. Too fricking British, that's how. Now you bastards have us talking like you. Hey, I'm a bastard damnit! I'm taking that word back. You guys can't have it. You're not bastards, bitches, you're just wankers, and that fits, cause that's what you'd say. Always calling people wankers. Mostly each other most times I reckon. Perfectly fitting. A whole island of wankers wanking at each other about being wankers! Fucking pathetic.

And could you take back 'Cheers'? Jesus muther-felching China, nowadays every goddamn American with a degree or a bag of tea thinks they're goddam cherry-limey cool, saying; "cheers" to this and "cheers" to that. Say hi they say "cheers." Say by, they say; "cheers. Tell them you fucked their mother with a goddam cinamin stick and they say fucking "cheers." It's bad enough you fuckers say it, now you got us saying it to. And by "us" I mean "not-me" goddammit! Cause I don't say stupid limey shit like that. Who does say shit like that? I mean who does say it? Go on, take a guess; who says shit like that?

Goddam limeys!

That's who!

Fucking limeys!

Goddam, Goddam, Goddam!

You think I'm done? Fuck you, I ain't done! Fucking limeys. Whyyou gotta do shit like toffee? That's you guys ain't it? Close enough for wind-sitting right if you asked me. I'm dumpin that one on your head, toffeee eatin bast, ...fuckers! Don't eat chips dammit. You're not eating chips, you're eating french fries! Goddamit, get it right you stupid stick-assed chutney-holic pansies. Who the hell lives on an island anyway? Some day a great big old ocean wave is gonna clean youre collective Big Ben bitches, and the rest of the world will just say it's about cotton-lolly time, goddamit! Hash ain't taters! Learn that once and for all, you prick-billy wompy-butts!

You know what sucks? You know what sucks? Every goddam time someone in Holywood wants to make a maid or a butler and put that character in the goddamned story, they make him or her a fucking Brit? Why? Why do they do that? Funny you should ask. It'd for the same reason that high school sophomores in drama class practice their cockney all day long. People wanna sound fussy and haughty and coy; they done a Brit. That should tell you something right there. Wanna make a servile shit-wit sound uppity, just for the fuck-irony of it? Whattayado, you make him a goddam chip-eating piss-for-brains from goddam Britain. It's the easiest and cheapest way to say 'asshole'! Just make-up a Brit. God Dammit!

You guys also get to be the college professors and teh book authors, and all the other educated fuckers that aren't the main guys in the story. When a movie director wants a quick way to make someone authoritative, they have him done a tweed suit and say "cheerio!" Maybe give him a cane, too, just so we know for sure.

Damn you!

What the hell is a scone anyway? Are you people responsible for that shit? Did you do that? Either you or the Frenchies. And it don't matter anyway, cause you oughtta be ashamed no matter what the answer is.

Know what the difference between a Frenchie and a Limey is? Know what the differene is? 3 pounds of butter, that's what. ...I don't know what that means either, but it hits the nail right on the head, goddam it.

You people don't even barbacue!

Hot Wheels are better than matchbox!

What the hell am I saying, fucking 20 years of David Bowie! Better yet, 30. God that man has sucked forever. Hasn't done anything worth listening to since spiders fell from mars, you know, and someone keeps encouraging Mr. Hotty-ass now-I'm-gay-now-I'm-not. Who could that be, huh? Who could be helping David Bowie think he doesn't suck. My guess is it's his limey fucking neighbors, you know. Fucking..

"I say old chap, how are you doing?"

"Right good Mr. Bowie."

"Say have you heard my latest album? Does it suck?"

"Goodness no David, you are the dragon's pagoda."

"Oh wonderful; I'll make anuthah."

See what you fuckers have done!

Tea! Fucking tea! Drink coffee fuckers!

And try not to get too much toffee in your bad teeth while you're at it.

[viscousmemories]

:stunned:

[Brimshack]

Yeah, I got more where that came from. There's always more...

[Qingdai]

Don't bottle it all up, Brimshack!

[Brimshack]

Okay...

You know how many limeys it takes to change a light bulb? Fucking, leave 'em in the goddam dark, that's what I say anyway. They'll probably bugger each other by morning.

Goddam, Goddamn, ...trouble with Britain is it's too close to France! And what the fuck is with your damned money increments you stupid people. Why would you want money that weighs a full fucking pound anyway? That's stupid. What are you a nation of people too stupid to monetize without huring your fricking backs. Or maybe you're just a nation of poor people. Fine! Next time We-are-the-world, well we are the cjildren of goddamn fucking britian. Somebody buy that kid a scone, cause his daddy can't carry the cash to the fricking coffeee-shop, not that he'd be drinking coffee anyway, stupid fucking island-living wanna-be-ass-puppets. What is it with brits and cross-dressing anyway? You stupid limeys are always dressing in dresses, which wouldn't be so bad if you'd fricking shave your legs. What's wrong with a razor anyway? Limey girls, I'm looking at you now! Birds, I mean. That's what we're supposed to call you limey-fems, right? Birds? Well, fine tweet awaydamn it, but make your legs at least as smooth as those of the animal you're named after and fricking lather up for the goddam edge, dammit!

Edge! Wimpy pathetic band, you got there. Oh don't even try and tell me that's not you guys, it's some fringe-conquered nation you just have hanging around your watery borders and what not. Fucking Irish, Scottish and what-not. All a bunch-a wanna-not-be-limeys, but I'm not making any distinctions, dammit! You all drink tea for breakfast.

Pansies!

Do any of you people realize just how screwd up the English language is? It sure as hell ain't our fault. You don't see Texans achin to through a hundred extra consonants into a word just so it can compete with the fricking Frenchies in preposterous. How'd you let them frogs beat you anyway? Don't give me that shit about old news, dammit, you know the battle of hastings might as well have been yesterday cause the whole goddamn English speaking world is still really sideways from it. Can't even say fuck or cunt anymore without some hoity-toity fart-for-brain looking down at you, and it's all because you stupid muffin eating sheep shagging tit-gits let yourself get beaten. But of course that was after you let the Romans kick your ass, and after that some other guys, and some before that/ Know what? We always give the French shit about losing wars. Well they kicked your fucking asses once didn't they? Don't tell me any shit about those guys being vikings; they were speaking Froggy, weren't they? They were French. You got you asses kicked by French people. And now the whole English speaking world is full of over-long words. It ain't our fault here in the states. We''da told the cunts to fuck off. You bitches bent over and then brought them tea and biscuits!

Fucking limeys!

[Deadlokd]

I can't help but read that in a Vinnie Jones accent. Are you sure you aren't a little bit British Brimshack? You know what they say, he who doth protest too much...

[livius drusus]

They do cross dress a lot. :sadyup:

[Brimshack]

I can't help but read that in a Vinnie Jones accent. Are you sure you aren't a little bit British Brimshack? You know what they say, he who doth protest too much...

I'm dopterated.

What I know is what I see in the mirror.

And I ain't a gonna see no limey in the mirror.

[Deadlokd]

Well, your avatar has pretty bad teeth and is wearing a tie. Not to mention the sea green complexion of one that lives in London. I'd say 100% Limey.

[Brimshack]

I'm not talkin to you Deadlocked. Yer in with the limey-lovers now.

[Deadlokd]

As I should be. I was born in Ireland and now live in Australia...

Oh no wait...

[Brimshack]

Yeah, you may be in Austrailia, but you're spirit sleeps with the cricket bats!

[Deadlokd]

Probably. :smirk:

http://www.topnews.in/sports/files/australia_wideweb.jpg

[ChuckF]

I was born in Ireland and now live in Australia...

So you're like extra English twice over.

[livius drusus]

Yeah like terrorist English and debtor's prison/old timey hooker English.

[Deadlokd]

I was born in Ireland and now live in Australia...

So you're like extra English twice over.

Yeah like terrorist English and debtor's prison/old timey hooker English.

:glare: Screw you Seppos.

[Brimshack]

Probably. :smirk:

http://www.topnews.in/sports/files/australia_wideweb.jpg

Friends don't let friends grow up in the U.K.

[Deadlokd]

Save The Children. Adopt an English child.

[erimir]

I hear the government kills old people there.

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Nah, I think that's Scandinavia.

[Qingdai]

Wait, Australia adopting British children worked out real well last time, didn't it?

[Deadlokd]

Umm, yeah. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8361891.stm)

[Leesifer]

Too serious.

Moar brimmie rants plz.

[erimir]

Did we mention that we beat your asses in the Revolutionary War, and saved your asses in WW1 and WW2?

[Leesifer]

You may have mentioned that.

You seem to forget that we invented America in the first place.

[Watser?]

Actually, we did. But then you stole it :pickpocket:

[Dingfod]

Actually, we did. But then you stole it :pickpocket:
________¿Perdón?
http://www.white-history.com/hwr48_files/cortes.jpg

[Brimshack]

You guys didn't venterate anything limey lady.



"I say old chap, would you like some more sugar with your tea?"

"Oh right good, I would most certainly, yes."

"How would you like your toast?"

"With jam please, but do you know Cedrick, what I really want is some colonies."

"Oh marvelous idea! We'll ship some of the riff-raff living in the streets accross the ocean tomorrow."

"Oh jolly good! Now if only we could do something about these damned Calvinists..."



Doesn't fuckin count!

[Pan Narrans]

lol
http://freepages.history.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~wcarr1/Lossing1/00-11.gif

[freemonkey]

http://www.white-history.com/hwr48_files/cortes.jpg

Ew.... that guy has food in his mustache.

[Dingfod]

Actually, that is crumbs of tasty Indian tacos.

[livius drusus]

Or lesions of tasty Indian syphilis.

[godfry n. glad]

lol

He's farting...isn't he?

[Qingdai]

Let's face it, if Britland is so great, why were they always trying to leave by founding colonies everywhere and anywhere in the world?

Was it the excruciatingly bland mutton based diet? The cold and damp climate? The itchy woolen clothing?

[Miisa]

They were trying to spread the wonderful Britness to the poor unfortunates in other lands; a sort of missionnary work.

[Demimonde]

And we all know how well that worked out.

[Miisa]

Yeah, all sorts of absurd local and alien customs and aspects leaked in and ruined it all.

[Brimshack]

We stole your textiles, bitches! And we're not even sorry for it.

[Brimshack]

Damn Brits! I'm done cappin' on 'em anyway!



































From now on I'll reserve my energy for the fucking Luxembourgers.