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davidmabus2006
11-29-2009, 09:34 AM
Kicking in the heads of atheists one at a time...
Nostradamus Prophecies - USA (http://nostradamus-america.atspace.com/)
PZ, I thought the Morris Police Department was going to save you from the wrath of God...
Miisa
11-29-2009, 12:35 PM
This has gotta be this dude's fifth post on this subject here, and I still can't figure out what the point is. If he wants people to actually even bother to watch the idiotic videos he has posted then he is going to have to make some sort of an argument rather than just throw names around and variations of a vague "HA! Got ya for [something not determined]!"
Probably just copy-pasted stuff he put on sites where there is a chance Dawkins and Myers might actually be, as he seems to be speaking to them directly...
BracesForImpact
11-29-2009, 01:17 PM
I think it's because there's far, far more going on in good 'ol David's head than is actually happenin' in reality. This seems pretty common among our way out there "woo-woo" types. They also seem to hold a grudge for an exceedingly long period of time when their little pet woo hypothesis bites the dust. Then it suddenly turns personal with them. Kinda a sad existence really.
viscousmemories
11-29-2009, 01:41 PM
I'm guessing davidmabus2006 had a hyper-religious Mommy who didn't love him enough, so he is trapped in an desperate battle against her logical opposite, "the atheist", in a futile attempt to win her love. That or he's just a garden variety moron. :shrug:
Doctor X
11-29-2009, 02:59 PM
:offended:
No NBL for you!
--J.D.
Qingdai
11-29-2009, 10:24 PM
Wow, it's site is just as nonsensical and repetitive as it's posts. That's a shocker.
Doctor X
11-30-2009, 03:31 AM
Still, he remains unworthy to sniff Dr. Gene Ray's depends.
As much as he seems to want to do so. . . .
--J.D.
davidmabus2006
12-02-2009, 07:09 AM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01217/Atheist-Bus_1217553c.jpg
WRONG
BrotherMan
12-02-2009, 07:18 AM
:lolhog:
Gonzo
12-02-2009, 08:08 AM
One halloween I received a booklet entitled "The Banana- The Atheist's Worst Nightmare" from some nice rich Christian folk with two "Heresy" kisses stapled onto it.
erimir
12-02-2009, 08:22 AM
How come they didn't give you a banana instead?
Or something banana-flavored.
The Man
12-02-2009, 09:08 AM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01217/Atheist-Bus_1217553c.jpg
WRONG
Do you have any evidence to support this unfounded assertion?
Watser?
12-02-2009, 12:53 PM
Nostradamus once said it. While he was putting on his tight green trousers.
Doctor X
12-02-2009, 03:04 PM
http://mestadelsbilder.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/romana2.jpg
RIGHT.
--J.D.
LadyShea
12-02-2009, 06:58 PM
PZ doesn't post here. As far as I know, PZ doesn't lurk here. Why are you talking to PZ here?
Smilin
12-02-2009, 07:01 PM
AND...his link is broken....
Reason: Could not connect to remote machine: Connection refused
Sock Puppet
12-02-2009, 07:06 PM
Your heathen browser could make the connection if it had the faith that it sorely lacks.
Firefox won't save you, ATHEISTS!
Smilin
12-02-2009, 07:08 PM
:meh:
We have internet explorer here...
I know...I know....
davidmabus2006
12-02-2009, 09:42 PM
http://www.crystalinks.com/nostywtc.jpg
Watser?
12-02-2009, 09:49 PM
Really? Nobody even told you that the supposed quatrains in which Nostradamus predicted the attacks on 9/11 were an internet hoax? Not even a hoax: someone made them up to make a point and someone else left out the context (probably only read half the article or much less) and voila: an internet rumour is born. http://www.snopes.com/rumors/nostradamus.asp
Stormlight
12-03-2009, 09:08 AM
LOL @ Dutch heathen! Are you blind? Can't you see the photo davidmabus posted of Nostradamus LOOKING at the towers?
Doctor X
12-03-2009, 09:34 AM
LOL @ Dutch heathen! Are you blind? Can't you see the photo davidmabus posted of Nostradamus LOOKING at the towers?
InDEED!
These septics will not even believe photographic evidences!!1!!
--J.D.
Stormlight
12-03-2009, 10:19 AM
I will pray for them. :pray:
davidmabus2006
12-08-2009, 02:50 AM
James Randi Educational Foundation Names New President (http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/jref-news/797-james-randi-educational-foundation-names-new-president.html)
woo hoo...
CONVERTING THE GODLESS ONE BY ONE
livius drusus
12-08-2009, 02:58 AM
I miss davidmabus2000. :sadcheer:
Doctor X
12-08-2009, 03:36 AM
Like you miss hemorrhoids?
--J.D.
ITSOZAZ
12-08-2009, 03:41 AM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01217/Atheist-Bus_1217553c.jpg
WRONG
most definitely wrong.
now why do you think that?
Dingfod
12-08-2009, 07:41 PM
James Randi Educational Foundation Names New President (http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/jref-news/797-james-randi-educational-foundation-names-new-president.html)
woo hoo...
CONVERTING THE GODLESS ONE BY ONEWho got converted? Not Phil Plaitt for sure. James Randi? Not. The new guy? Doubtful.
specious_reasons
12-08-2009, 08:06 PM
PZ doesn't post here. As far as I know, PZ doesn't lurk here. Why are you talking to PZ here?
It's possible that he read it over on Skeptical Community that PZ has/had an account here. I'm actually mildly surprised he reads anything other than the threads he creates.
Sock Puppet
12-08-2009, 08:19 PM
PZ does have an account here (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/member.php?u=69), but he hasn't posted on :ff: in over 4 years.
Ensign Steve
12-08-2009, 08:22 PM
:stunned: I had no idea he posted! 128 posts, specifically.
Edit: The posts are gold, too! :lol:
LadyShea
12-08-2009, 08:46 PM
Yeah I knew he had posted here at some point, but as noted, 4 years ago
Atheists retell religious motifs in their own terms.
The current atheist apocalypse: Global Warming. (Past apocalypses: nuclear war, over population, etc., etc.)
specious_reasons
12-08-2009, 09:04 PM
Yeah I knew he had posted here at some point, but as noted, 4 years ago
Yes, but it was just recently mentioned elsewhere, so that may be the reason behind David Mabus addressing PZ here. It doesn't have to make sense, I mean here's a guy who thinks Depeche Mode helped predict 9/11.
davidmabus2006
12-10-2009, 02:58 PM
wait, wait...
I forgot something...
you little shits even talk about me....
GOATS ON FIRE....
YouTube- The Amazing Panel: Question 2 - Hate Mail
LIBERATION!
Sing from the rooftops:
"Atheism is dead!"
Atheist Apocalypse - Conspiracy Cafe Home (http://www.conspiracycafe.net/forum/index.php?/topic/25104-atheist-apocalypse/page__pid__117856_)
Stormlight
12-10-2009, 03:11 PM
Sing from the rooftops:
"Atheism is dead!"
Good. Will you finally shut the fuck up now, then?
Watser?
12-10-2009, 03:15 PM
I laugh at you!1!!!
Stormlight
12-10-2009, 03:22 PM
:giggles:
LadyShea
12-10-2009, 03:45 PM
Goats on fire? ROFL
Watser?
12-10-2009, 03:47 PM
FLAMING GOATS OF TEH APOCALYPSE!!1!!!
Stormlight
12-10-2009, 03:48 PM
:kiwf::goat:
Dingfod
12-10-2009, 04:06 PM
I laugh at you!1!!!Pseudoskeptic asshole!!1!
erimir
12-10-2009, 05:09 PM
"Atheism is dead!"Wait, I thought God was dead... :scratch:
Ensign Steve
12-10-2009, 05:09 PM
Nietzsche is dead.
BrotherMan
12-10-2009, 05:31 PM
DEATH is dead!
:loud:
BracesForImpact
12-10-2009, 06:09 PM
davidmashortbus2006 is still looking for PZ here? Didn't Nostrodumbass tell you where to reach him? WHERE IS UR GOD NOW?
Pan Narrans
12-10-2009, 09:29 PM
DEATH is dead!
:loud:
:qlol:
:cthulhu2:
Sock Puppet
12-10-2009, 09:39 PM
No, only DEAD is dead.
A is A, you Kant-worshipping doodooheads!
:invisiblehand:
( :^: that one showed up on a search for "ayn." While that's all sorts of awesome, it would rawk if we could get the Simpsons Ayn Rand up in heah.)
ChuckF
12-10-2009, 09:40 PM
LIKE FLAMING GOAT CORPSES FROM THE SUN
Gonzo
12-11-2009, 05:32 AM
Thanking people is SO trendy.
Cliche Guevara
12-11-2009, 05:42 AM
Hi, davidmabustwothousandandsomething...
I just wanted to give you some support - looks like you could use it. Anyway, thought I'd let you know that I love Xmas, like totally. I'm making pretty good money photographing kids on Santa's knee, and it's all because of Jesus. Thank you, Jesus! :santathrust:
:wave:
BrotherMan
12-11-2009, 05:48 AM
:lolhog:
livius drusus
12-11-2009, 05:51 AM
That's awesome, Pets. :cheersanta: Does it put you in the Christmas spirit or do the bratty ones drive it out of you?
davidmabus2006
12-13-2009, 08:27 AM
The best method to deal with you FUCKERS is to keep whacking you over the heads...
First of all: Nostradamus demolishes "atheism"
__________________________________________________ __
wait, wait...
I forgot something...
you little shits even talk about me....
GOATS ON FIRE....
YouTube- The Amazing Panel: Question 2 - Hate Mail
LIBERATION!
Sing from the rooftops:
"Atheism is dead!"
Atheist Apocalypse - Conspiracy Cafe Home (http://www.conspiracycafe.net/forum/index.php?/topic/25104-atheist-apocalypse/page__pid__117856_)
davidmabus2006
12-13-2009, 08:41 AM
now one of you scumbags go put this up on the randi MDC forum...
Cliche Guevara
12-13-2009, 08:52 AM
That's awesome, Pets. :cheersanta: Does it put you in the Christmas spirit or do the bratty ones drive it out of you?
Actually, for the most part I love the kids. It's their reprobate parents that pee me off more. The kids are usually pretty sweet though. Some freak out - either they get star struck and overwhelmed now that they're really in front of the real Santa Claus, or they freak out because there's this creepy fat dude with a fake beard trying to give them lollies. lol. The others just gasp and grin and rush up to us with hugs and smiles and stories about how good they've been and what's on their Xmas list. I'm in a silly long red dress with fluffy white trim and a Santa hat, too, so I get lots of love too 'cos they think I'm Mrs. Santa Claus. And as for me, I just smile and call everyone darling and precious and flower. Just like I do everyday, really. lol. :-D
They say never work with kids or animals, but quite frankly they're my favourite. :-)
Oooh, one boy asked me how old I was and when I proudly told him I was 312, his eyes got wide and he said "whoa, that's sosososo old. But you don't look it, you only look about half of that". Teehee. Bless his sweet wee heart. :-D
Pleased it's a finite gig, though. Just saving up to get me an e-commerce website to sell photo prints on canvas - so far so good. I reckon I'll be up and [hopefully] running by end of January. :yup:
Praise Jesus! :rainbowhurl:
Stormlight
12-13-2009, 08:54 AM
There is no terror, Cassius, in your threats,
For I am arm'd so strong in honesty
That they pass by me as the idle wind,
Which I respect not.
Cliche Guevara
12-13-2009, 08:55 AM
now one of you scumbags go put this up on the randi MDC forum...
You're not the boss of me!
:nope:
The Man
12-13-2009, 09:02 AM
lol Nostradamus.
davidmabus2006
12-13-2009, 09:47 AM
YouTube- Explosive Demolition- 2002 Best Building Implosions
BYE BYE ATHEISM
Dingfod
12-13-2009, 09:50 AM
Was that an atheism building? No? Well, then, you're wrong.
JamesBannon
12-13-2009, 09:56 AM
Man, that explosive demolition is so cool.
The Man
12-13-2009, 09:56 AM
Anyone using Nostradamus to make their argument automatically loses it, unless that argument is "Nostradamus was a whack job" or "Nostradamus's writings are so ridiculously vague that you can construe them to mean anything you want them to, kind of like the Bible."
Cliche Guevara
12-13-2009, 10:26 AM
nm
I'm a believer. Who knew he was this detailed.
"In the hand will fit such a shape, curved. It will shun the wicked and be proved by the soft sunbeam to be intelligently designed for proper prostate stimulation. And in the year 20 and 09 A cam ron will know who his daddy is."
- Nostrildamus 16 dickity two
Stormlight
12-13-2009, 11:24 AM
:rofl:
livius drusus
12-13-2009, 02:43 PM
Oooh, one boy asked me how old I was and when I proudly told him I was 312, his eyes got wide and he said "whoa, that's sosososo old. But you don't look it, you only look about half of that". Teehee. Bless his sweet wee heart. :-D
:lol: What a flatterer that one is. The girls are going to crazy for him.
Pleased it's a finite gig, though. Just saving up to get me an e-commerce website to sell photo prints on canvas - so far so good. I reckon I'll be up and [hopefully] running by end of January. :yup:
:woohoo: I'm so happy it's finally happening for you, Pets. And really, you did it all yourself. You done carved yourself out a niche. Brava!
erimir
12-14-2009, 02:20 AM
I'm a believer. Who knew he was this detailed.
"In the hand will fit such a shape, curved. It will shun the wicked and be proved by the soft sunbeam to be intelligently designed for proper prostate stimulation. And in the year 20 and 09 A cam ron will know who his daddy is."
- Nostrildamus 16 dickity two:scratch:
I don't get the "A cam ron" reference...
Dingfod
12-14-2009, 02:24 AM
Kirk.
erimir
12-14-2009, 02:47 AM
Ahaaaa...
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