I'm an arrogant bitch...

[Petra]

..but I have been thoroughly spanked.

It all began when I decided to high score Ronin into submission. I challenged him to games of great skill and complexity; seal bounce and flash poker, for example. But I bit off more than I could chew. I officially challenged him to compete with me in seal bounce. I whipped his ass so good I knew he lost on purpose. He then proceeded to beat me mercilessly in games which I had so brazenly stolen his victories in. He allowed me the sweet taste of high score for only a short, short while before stealing the spotlight back from me and leaving me whimpering like a wounded wombat caught in headlights. Kapow! I got hit.

Naturally, my shame and humiliation is great. My bottom cheeks smart with spank pink blush, but this has been the only good thing to have come out of all this arcade malarky.

Ronin, I am defeated. You are king. :bow:

Enjoy your victories while you can, as I will enjoy the slap-cheeked pleasure of your firm, winning hand on the curve of my rump - for neither will last long. I'll be back.

:kiwibird:

[dave_a]

..but I have been thoroughly spanked.

I don't recall you being spead out across my lap...

It all began when I decided to high score Ronin into submission.
[/QUOTE]

Ooh, get a room already. Seriously open an IRC channel called "111Ronin please spank meXXX".

I appreciate your desire to have your ass slapped hard, but if you aren't interested in being every man's slap happy beotch then you really ought to get a room.

[Petra]

No.

:muahaha:

[dave_a]

no, what?

[Petra]

No to getting a room.


"Triple X chat room? We don't need no steekin' triple X chat room!"

:P


:popcorn: :innocent:

[Ronin]

..but I have been thoroughly spanked.

It all began when I decided to high score Ronin into submission. I challenged him to games of great skill and complexity; seal bounce and flash poker, for example. But I bit off more than I could chew. I officially challenged him to compete with me in seal bounce. I whipped his ass so good I knew he lost on purpose. He then proceeded to beat me mercilessly in games which I had so brazenly stolen his victories in. He allowed me the sweet taste of high score for only a short, short while before stealing the spotlight back from me and leaving me whimpering like a wounded wombat caught in headlights. Kapow! I got hit.

You forgot to mention that you even stooped so low as to recruit your own daughter to score on bowling in order to permanently deprive me of making any attempt at that title.

Tsk...

Naturally, my shame and humiliation is great.

Natch.

My bottom cheeks smart with spank pink blush, but this has been the only good thing to have come out of all this arcade malarky.

Ronin, I am defeated. You are king. :bow:

Bock, bock.

Enjoy your victories while you can, as I will enjoy the slap-cheeked pleasure of your firm, winning hand on the curve of my rump - for neither will last long. I'll be back.

:kiwibird:

:yawn:

[Ronin]

Ooh, get a room already. Seriously open an IRC channel called "111Ronin please spank meXXX".

I appreciate your desire to have your ass slapped hard, but if you aren't interested in being every man's slap happy beotch then you really ought to get a room.

Verrry Woody Allen.

Put up...etc.

Poker in the front, liquer in the rear.

:cool:

[Petra]

Poker in the front, liquer in the rear.

:cool:

And a little seal bouncing on the side. :muahaha:

[Petra]

You forgot to mention that you even stooped so low as to recruit your own daughter to score on bowling in order to permanently deprive me of making any attempt at that title.


Don't mention that one. She has only just stopped rubbing my nose in her victory and I think it's time to live it down. Please try to not even think about bowling at anything higher than a whisper, and only when she is outside the arcade. :hidecomp:

[livius drusus]

You know, I uploaded this :getaroom: for just these sorts of occasions, but I now realize that I don't want them to scurry off on their own; it's way more fun to kick back in the La-Z-Boy and watch than to listen at the door.

[Ronin]

And a little seal bouncing on the side. :muahaha:

Have you checked your seals lately, lunachick?

Looks like they're in dire need of some help since I've been around.

I don't like to brag...

[Petra]

Have you checked your seals lately, lunachick?

Looks like they're in dire need of some help since I've been around.

I don't like to brag...

I dunno what happened, but somehow I lost my mojo. :bikefall:

I'll get it back, though. I'm going to sell my soul for those seals down at the crossroads. I'll be back.

[Ronin]

I dunno what happened, but somehow I lost my mojo. :bikefall:

I'll get it back, though. I'm going to sell my soul for those seals down at the crossroads. I'll be back.

Well, do what you have to do.

Tighten 'em up or I'll have to look for my seal satisfaction elsewhere.

:cool:

[Petra]

Those darned seals are laughing at me! :glare:

[Ronin]

Those darned seals are laughing at me! :glare:

Sorry...that was me.

:haha: :pengy:

[Petra]

Hell's belles, Ronin, you're caning me. Show some mercy, man, please.

:sadangel:







:titanic:

[Ronin]

Hell's belles, Ronin, you're caning me. Show some mercy, man, please.

:sadangel:







:titanic:

What's the safe word?

Say IT, BeeYOTCH!

:SM:

[Petra]

Oh, mercy!

:bow: :bow: :bow:

Anything! You can have anything! :eek:

[Ronin]

Oh, mercy!

:bow: :bow: :bow:

Anything! You can have anything! :eek:

Nope, not it.

Want some more, do you?

Ok, then.

:paddlin:

[Shake]

..but I have been thoroughly spanked.

...

Naturally, my shame and humiliation is great. My bottom cheeks smart with spank pink blush, but this has been the only good thing to have come out of all this arcade malarky.
Isn't this where someone comes in and says, "Post proof or retract"? :P

Poker in the front, liquer in the rear.
:qhuh: I thought it was the other way around.

[Roland98]

Geez, and people think catalyst and I are bad... :noid: At least we make no pretenses that it's about arcade games.

[catalyst]

Its not? WTF have you been talking about the entire time?

[Roland98]

Sex. But if you'd really rather have me change it to arcade games, I suppose I can try...

[Petra]

Sex.

:vapours:

[Ronin]

Isn't this where someone comes in and says, "Post proof or retract"? :P

Post proof or retract.

:keyhole:

:qhuh: I thought it was the other way around.

Welcome to MY world.

:winedunk:

[Ronin]

Sex. But if you'd really rather have me change it to arcade games, I suppose I can try...

Allow me to suggest you begin with a slow, foamy game of Soap Bubble for the lady.

And for the gentleman...perhaps initiate an intense working of Snake.

Then...join together and top off your night of fun and romance with a mutual handling of Space Invaders, Defend Your Castle and Flash Poker which, depending upon personal diligence and stamina, should lead directly to an urgent and post-climactic round of Slack Man.

Always remember, we'll be watching.

:martini:

Pssst...and after that, catalyst, if she wants to "talk"...move quickly to Breakout or Burger Time. It's your only hope, man!

[Petra]

Nope, not it.

Want some more, do you?

Ok, then.

:paddlin:

Okay, okay!


IT! IT! IT!

ititititititititititititititititit!!!!



:firstaid:

[Ronin]

Okay, okay!


IT! IT! IT!

ititititititititititititititititit!!!!



:firstaid:

Yeah...dat's right.

:gamefreak

[Petra]

Hello - Hugo here. Petra may be an arrogant bitch, but she sure is sweet company. She's said nothing but nice things about me today, so it's safe to say that she's a kindly lunatic. Turns out i know the Kiwi national anthem in both languages but she doesn't remember a word, and - more importantly - she doesn't have a clue who Dan Carter is. If she cooks as good as she talks, however, all will be forgiven. :eat:

[Petra]

If she cooks as good as she talks, however, all will be forgiven. :eat:

*whips out (t)rusty canopener and artfully opens a tin of tuna*

:D


Btw, Hugo is a honey. 'Nuff said. And he saids nice things about moi. Heh. :wink:

[HelenM]

Hi Hugo and luna :)

Hugo, believe it or not, I've actually started reading the Introducing Philosphy Series! I think I've read 7 of them so far. Very interesting.

Helen

[Ronin]

Hi Hugo and luna :)

Hugo, believe it or not, I've actually started reading the Introducing Philosphy Series! I think I've read 7 of them so far. Very interesting.

Helen

Sshhhhhh...Helen...

I think Hugo's teaching her how to sing.

:serenade:

[Roland98]

Pssst...and after that, catalyst, if she wants to "talk"...move quickly to Breakout or Burger Time. It's your only hope, man!

Yeah, I see how you are. No watching for you! :hmph:

[livius drusus]

Allow me to suggest you begin with a slow, foamy game of Soap Bubble for the lady.

And for the gentleman...perhaps initiate an intense working of Snake.

Then...join together and top off your night of fun and romance with a mutual handling of Space Invaders, Defend Your Castle and Flash Poker which, depending upon personal diligence and stamina, should lead directly to an urgent and post-climactic round of Slack Man.

Always remember, we'll be watching.

:martini:

Pssst...and after that, catalyst, if she wants to "talk"...move quickly to Breakout or Burger Time. It's your only hope, man!

Ronin, you're the Casanova of arcaders. You should write a short story laden with game metaphors (and smilies) and submit it as an article.

[Ronin]

Yeah, I see how you are. No watching for you! :hmph:

* Note to self: Self...Do NOT whisper in text.

[Ronin]

Ronin, you're the Casanova of arcaders. You should write a short story laden with game metaphors (and smilies) and submit it as an article.

Well, you know I certainly would...especially for someone as special as you, liv.

...except some fargin icehole topped MY Blackjack score and he must pay and pay dearly.

DOUBLE!!

DAMMIT...Dealer pushed my 21 AGAIN!!

:banghead:

[Goliath]

...except some fargin icehole topped MY Blackjack score and he must pay and pay dearly.


Tee hee...

:runaway:

[Ronin]

Tee hee...

:runaway:

YOU!!

You can RUN, laughing boy...but you can't HIDE!!

...

...

...

No wait, this is the internet...

:doh-sign:

:storm:

[Goliath]

:biglaugh:

[livius drusus]

Well, you know I certainly would...especially for someone as special as you, liv.

...except some fargin icehole topped MY Blackjack score and he must pay and pay dearly.

There, there, Ronin... You know he's a mathematician. He's prolly counting cards like freaking Rain Man up in here. :comfort: