BrotherMan
12-16-2009, 10:59 PM
OF ALL TIME (http://www.theonion.com/content/ourannualyear09)
WOMEN DOMESTICATED! (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/woman_domesticated)
Once burdened with physically demanding chores, exhausting farm work, and other unpleasant duties, man's quality of life dramatically improved after his successful domestication of the common woman.
SUMERIANS CONFUSED BY CREATION OF WOLRD! (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sumerians_look_on_in_confusion_as)
Members of the earth's earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth.
DINOSAURS DIE BEFORE BAZOOKAS! (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dinosaurs_sadly_extinct_before)
More than 65 million years ago, a cataclysmic event drove a majority of the Earth's species into extinction, and tragically, wiped out the last of the dinosaurs long before bazookas could be invented.
WOMEN DOMESTICATED! (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/woman_domesticated)
Once burdened with physically demanding chores, exhausting farm work, and other unpleasant duties, man's quality of life dramatically improved after his successful domestication of the common woman.
SUMERIANS CONFUSED BY CREATION OF WOLRD! (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sumerians_look_on_in_confusion_as)
Members of the earth's earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth.
DINOSAURS DIE BEFORE BAZOOKAS! (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dinosaurs_sadly_extinct_before)
More than 65 million years ago, a cataclysmic event drove a majority of the Earth's species into extinction, and tragically, wiped out the last of the dinosaurs long before bazookas could be invented.