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Doctor X
01-17-2010, 02:02 AM
:tease:

I had to share this. I am enjoying my monthly cigar--actually only one in two months--I like to spread out my vices that do not involve leather and Nicole Kidman's bodyguards chasing me.

I have a conversation with a girl outside--it happens. This time, no restraining orders or mace are involved. She is having a cigarette and waiting for boyfriend. We start talking.

The Subject of Losers comes up because we have both seen people who pick butts out of the ground and the like--"Dude, it is time to give up the habit."

Her boyfriend comes by and joins in. He then identifies The Biggest Loser in the World:

"I know a guy with three DUIs."

Big deal, methinks.

"Two were on a bicycle and the other was on a skateboard."

The mind boggles.

He did not know if he has to blow into a breath-a-lizer to start his skateboard.

We return you to your regularly scheduled thread on Kittehs and Shelly Finding Religion, already in progress. . . .

--J.D.

Dingfod
01-17-2010, 12:14 PM
What about the guy who gets a DUI while riding a horse? Difficulty: the horse wasn't drunk.

Doctor X
01-17-2010, 12:23 PM
I suppose it has happened--there are few things a drunk will not do. The Original Mad Jack tended to ride horse completely shit-faced and broke his neck in the process.

Just how a drunk can get on a skateboard in the first place?

--J.D.

sparks
01-17-2010, 07:06 PM
You said it Doctor: The mind boggles.

In my tiny hometown a well known beer drunk used to ride his horse to the tavern on a regular basis. Tied up to a parking meter while he filled himself with the evil swill. I always wanted to know (but never checked) if he was feeding the meter.

Dingfod
01-17-2010, 09:04 PM
YouTube- Drunk tries a skate board.. ha ha