Doctor X
01-17-2010, 02:02 AM
:tease:
I had to share this. I am enjoying my monthly cigar--actually only one in two months--I like to spread out my vices that do not involve leather and Nicole Kidman's bodyguards chasing me.
I have a conversation with a girl outside--it happens. This time, no restraining orders or mace are involved. She is having a cigarette and waiting for boyfriend. We start talking.
The Subject of Losers comes up because we have both seen people who pick butts out of the ground and the like--"Dude, it is time to give up the habit."
Her boyfriend comes by and joins in. He then identifies The Biggest Loser in the World:
"I know a guy with three DUIs."
Big deal, methinks.
"Two were on a bicycle and the other was on a skateboard."
The mind boggles.
He did not know if he has to blow into a breath-a-lizer to start his skateboard.
We return you to your regularly scheduled thread on Kittehs and Shelly Finding Religion, already in progress. . . .
--J.D.
I had to share this. I am enjoying my monthly cigar--actually only one in two months--I like to spread out my vices that do not involve leather and Nicole Kidman's bodyguards chasing me.
I have a conversation with a girl outside--it happens. This time, no restraining orders or mace are involved. She is having a cigarette and waiting for boyfriend. We start talking.
The Subject of Losers comes up because we have both seen people who pick butts out of the ground and the like--"Dude, it is time to give up the habit."
Her boyfriend comes by and joins in. He then identifies The Biggest Loser in the World:
"I know a guy with three DUIs."
Big deal, methinks.
"Two were on a bicycle and the other was on a skateboard."
The mind boggles.
He did not know if he has to blow into a breath-a-lizer to start his skateboard.
We return you to your regularly scheduled thread on Kittehs and Shelly Finding Religion, already in progress. . . .
--J.D.