Stormlight: of exceptionally short stature?

[chunksmediocrites]

There's a rumor going around that Stormlight might actually be of exceptionally short stature. I don't want to say who started it, and I don't know the inner workings since being excommunicated from the :ff: sekret forum, but I want to nip this in the bud right now, and start a thread where we can quash rumors like this and set the facts straight.

I'll start: Luxembourgites are NOT a race of tiny Nordic people that lived in the beards of giants, and anybody who says different is a big 'ol liar.

:glare:

Thank you and Good Day.

[Watser?]

So what is this in my beard, then?

Oh hey, it's a caper. * Watser? nibbles caper

[Caligulette]

Stormlight will always be a giant in my eyes, no matter what the measurey stick might say.

(Of course, a bit of grit feels like a freakin' boulder in my eye, but still...)

[Naru]

It's all relative, really. Compared to the size of his country, Stormlight is normal-sized.

[Ymir's blood]

OMG there's a giant Stormlight staring in my window, scratching at the glass! :rughide:

[Shelli]

:giggle:

[Brimshack]

If Stormlight were normal sized, then he's need a passport to stretch out and go to sleep?

[BrotherMan]

I thought I saw Stormlight had posted to this thread.

:examine:

Hm, I should probably increase my font size...

[godfry n. glad]

Stormy?

I thought he was the captain of the Luxemborg mother ship.

The Luxemborg are here to assimiliate us, aren't they?

"RESISTANCE IS EXPENSIVE"

I guess that's what happens when it's the Luxury Borg...Luxemborg...All the hardware is probably just plated with cheap-ass chrome and they offer up some extended warrantee that they have no intention of honoring.

[JamesBannon]

Why is everyone hating on poor :storm: Meanies!

[Ymir's blood]

I gave him my highest compliment! :yup:

[Brimshack]

Why James, no-one here has said anything critical of Stormlight. There is nothing wrong with being a Lilipution. If poor Stormy's tin y dimensions are a source of embarrassment to you James, then I suggest you need to re-examine your own thoughts on this subject. Perhaps you have a little tiny-guy-phobia lurking around somewhere in your subconscious. One can only hope that the small people of the world will forgive you. We will ask Stormy, just as soon as he gets back from doing whatever it is that tiny people do.

[chunksmediocrites]

Why James, no-one here has said anything critical of Stormlight. There is nothing wrong with being a Lilipution. If poor Stormy's tin y dimensions are a source of embarrassment to you James, then I suggest you need to re-examine your own thoughts on this subject. Perhaps you have a little tiny-guy-phobia lurking around somewhere in your subconscious. One can only hope that the small people of the world will forgive you. We will ask Stormy, just as soon as he gets back from doing whatever it is that tiny people do.
He is NOT A TINY PERSON! This is a lie spread by the Anti-Lux propaganda wing, and it will not stand, sir!
This is a thread to bring the light of truth and fact to the matter, and root out this short-mongering and deceit about the NORMAL-SIZED Luxembourg population, including Stormlight.
There is the normal statistical occurrence of height variations. And the beard-infesting Nordic pygmy story is pure myth.

[Brimshack]

Yeah fine, he's normal-sized.

...somewhere under the rainbow!

I will also grant that Stormy is variable. I will not argue that particular point.

[Stormlight]

There's a rumor going around that Stormlight might actually be of exceptionally short stature. I don't want to say who started it, and I don't know the inner workings since being excommunicated from the :ff: sekret forum, but I want to nip this in the bud right now, and start a thread where we can quash rumors like this and set the facts straight.

I'll start: Luxembourgites are NOT a race of tiny Nordic people that lived in the beards of giants, and anybody who says different is a big 'ol liar.

:glare:

Thank you and Good Day.

LOL are you serious? People here think I live in a giant's beard? Giant's don't even exist!

So what is this in my beard, then?

And Watser actually thinks I'm in his beard??? How would that even work? I wouldn't fit! Well, part of me would but that's not the point right now. :shakefist:

I'm shocked and dismayed at this forum's utter lack of knowledge!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lkrWEiI14bQ/SwL99qTiPhI/AAAAAAAABHk/iuDWTEMRCkY/s320/grumpy.jpg

Also, and this is most important!

http://www.freethought-forum.com/livius/hugeglare.gif


:shakeff:

[BrotherMan]

He is NOT A TINY PERSON! This is a lie spread by the Anti-Lux propaganda wing, and it will not stand, sir!
This is a thread to bring the light height of truth and fact to the matter, and root out this short-mongering and deceit about the NORMAL-SIZED Luxembourg population, including Stormlight.
There is the normal statistical occurrence of height variations. And the beard-infesting Nordic pygmy story is pure myth.

:fixed:

Pixie is not actual size, sorry Stormy.

[Stormlight]

:sqattack:

[Watser?]

Beard with a door: Beard Cage with Working Beard Door - CollegeHumor video (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924916)

[Caligulette]

He is NOT A TINY PERSON! This is a lie spread by the Anti-Lux propaganda wing, and it will not stand, sir!

And if it does, we will not know the difference, sir!

[Plant Woman]

There's a rumor going around that Stormlight might actually be of exceptionally short stature. I don't want to say who started it, (me)and I don't know the inner workings since being excommunicated from the :ff: sekret forum (totally my fault), but I want to nip this in the bud right now (not really, cuz I'm jealous of him), and start a thread where we can quash rumors like this and set the facts straight (actually to add a few of my own.).

I'll start: Luxembourgites are NOT a race of tiny Nordic people that lived in the beards of giants, and anybody who says different is a big 'ol liar.

:glare:

Thank you and Good Day.

I heard a rumor that you were jealous of the Nordic race and that this thread is your way of squelching it before it becomes too big to contain.:runsies: