Bigotry, bigotry and more bigotry!

[Stormlight]

YouTube- The Treaty of Westphalia

:glare:

[livius drusus]

You're right, Stormy. I stand with you in combating the cruel prejudice against Ferrero Rocher.

[Brimshack]

Oh, oh, oh!

Teach us more of your little nationette, Stormy. More Lux-history!

[Deadlokd]

"We can use it for storage."

:rofl:

[Stormlight]

"We can use it for storage."

:rofl:

Yeah, laugh it up birthday boy; there's no room to store anything here! :shakecane:

[Watser?]

Belgians already using it as lost-and-found?

[Ymir's blood]

Tell us more about the shop that sells the little straw things.

[livius drusus]

Yes please, and also, are you the humorous dwarf?

[erimir]

"We can use it for storage."

:rofl:

Yeah, laugh it up birthday boy; there's no room to store anything here! :shakecane:Yeah, it only seats 5 and there's no trunk space!

[Stormlight]

Yes please, and also, are you the humorous dwarf?

I AM NOT HUMOROUS! :glare:

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Hey Stormy, did you not send a team to the Olympics this year?

[Stormlight]

:shakecc:

[Sauron]

Luxembourg as storage? Or perhaps more?

OMG I have figured it out! Is Luxembourg where all the lost socks in my dryer go to?

[Doctor X]

Whilst touring Holland I think I stepped in Luxembourg.

--J.D.

[Dingfod]

Did you get any on your Netherlands?

[Doctor X]

Did you get any on your Netherlands?

:glare:

:lol:

--J.D.

[Dingfod]

An iceberg the "size of Luxembourg (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8538060.stm)" may threaten the world's oceans, climate. If it melts much, it will soon be the size of a modest residential lot in a suburb of Cincinnati.

[Stormlight]

HAH! You see! You see what happens when you make fun of ... medium-sized countries! We break your oceans!

[Deadlokd]

That's fucking hilarious. Here they're describing it as the size of the Australian Capital Territory. Which is freaking tiny. It's our smallest bit of land. We have cattle stations bigger than the ACT. It's there, under the dot for Canberra. Like, it's so tiny you could store pickled herring there, but not too much.

[Deadlokd]

HAH! You see! You see what happens when you make fun of ... medium-sized countries! We break your oceans!

Medium sized countries. :lol: Have you been taking viagra?

[Stormlight]

YOU WANT US TO BREAK MOAR OF YOUR OCEANS?? :mutter:

[Doctor X]

YOU WANT US TO BREAK MOAR OF YOUR OCEANS?? :mutter:

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!!!11!

--J.D.

[Ymir's blood]

In other news, Luxembourg announced the launching of its navy.

[Deadlokd]

Damn, are you still online? I was hoping to have a decent headstart before you read it. :biggrin: :runsies: Although in that smilie I think you're too big to be allowed into Luxembourg.

[JoeP]

Well there you are, Stormy. Next time one of us cruelly makes fun of the size of Luxembourg, just point out that if it was an iceberg it would be vast.

[Stormlight]

Luxembourg is medium-sized! Just like other medium-sized countries: Denmark, Germany etc. WE'RE JUST LIKE THEM! :glare:

[Watser?]

Only more so.

[ceptimus]

Luxembourg has over sixteen times the land area of Liechtenstein :yup:

:giant:

[Watser?]

You could put all of Liechtenstein, Andorra, Monaco, San Marino and Singapore in Luxembourg. And you would still have room to fit in Hong Kong.

[Stormlight]

There you go! Medium-sized!

[JoeP]

And Mauritius ... and the Seychelles ... and Bahrain ... and Malta!

And surely some more ... List of countries by total area (graphical) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_total_area_(graphical)) ... wait - Luxembourg's not even listed on that page! :shock:

[Doctor X]

The Mighty Luxembourg navy defeats the Swiss Armada :freakout:

http://www.landoffirstcontact.ca/files/site_media/boat%20in%20ice_133.jpg

--J.D.

[Stormlight]

We are the 175th largest country in the universe! Out of almost approximately 200.000.000, I would guess.

[JoeP]

We are the 175th largest country in the universe!

You are mistaken, puny earthling.
:alien:

[Stormlight]

:alien::lasergun:

[Brimshack]

I had no idea, you guys were down there so far!

Vast iceberg may alter ocean currents - Environment- msnbc.com (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35600197/ns/us_news-environment/)

...and I am so sorry to hear you guys don't even have real land. Stormy, you really should think about jumping to one of the bigger sheets. I fear for you, really I do.

[Stormlight]

The iceberg story posted by Dingfod is what started this new round of hate and bigotry!

For shame!
:abesimpson:

[Brimshack]

What, I'm supposed to scroll up to the first page on this topic? It's not like you guys are a real country for fuck's sake. You're lucky, we bother to razz you lilliputians at all now. Now go see if you can borrow some wooden shoes from your neighbor and stop making trouble.

[Stormlight]

The Dutch aren't even our neighbours!! OMG all this hate-speech! And I'm not even muslim! :freakout:

[Brimshack]

They're in the neighborhood, you might have to walk a bit. Sheesh! It's not like that other little country will mind if you skip through their yard.

...or have you guys floated that far?

[Dingfod]

Luxembourg has over sixteen times the land area of Liechtenstein :yup:

:giant:I have over sixteen times the area of Liechtenstein.

And that's just on my back.

[Dingfod]

The Dutch aren't even our neighbours!! OMG all this hate-speech! And I'm not even muslim! :freakout:You're right, they're on the other side of an actual smallish medium sized country, Phlegmishwalloondia, or something like that.