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WinAce
04-01-2005, 05:39 AM
http://www.savetoby.com/

Welcome,

Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don’t help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that’s for sure.

http://www.savetoby.com/i/toby1.jpg

Unfortunately, on June 30th, 2005, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section (http://www.savetoby.com/recipes/).

I don’t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise. :pancakebunny: :sobbing: :sadnana:

Ensign Steve
04-01-2005, 06:02 AM
:lol:

pescifish
04-01-2005, 06:07 AM
:weber:

Petra
04-01-2005, 06:31 AM
Aww, I had a young boarder called Toby for awhile. He was very cute. There were times when I wanted to eat him. :naughty:


But as for actual food, I much prefer lamb. :meatcook:

http://www.ecoscene.com/graphics/023414.jpg http://www.thebaytree.co.uk/acatalog/MintSauce185g.jpg


How old is this bunny, anyway? He shouldn't eat it if it's too old or it'll be all stringy and chewy. It's best to get 'em young. :tmevil: :muahaha:

JoeP
04-01-2005, 11:08 AM
Lunachick is attracted to lambs. :flambe: :sheep: :sheepshag:

Corona688
04-01-2005, 02:21 PM
And we all know lunachick's a member of CSICOP. CONSPIRACY!!11!//1/1!//one1onr

viscousmemories
04-01-2005, 02:58 PM
Cute. :chuckle:

livius drusus
04-01-2005, 03:05 PM
Yeah! :wtf: And just look what I found on Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1573927945/002-3790989-8420034):

http://www.freethought-forum.com/images/rabbits.jpg

http://www.freethought-forum.com/images/prom.jpg

If that's a coincidence, I'll eat Toby.

wei yau
04-01-2005, 05:27 PM
Yeah! :wtf: And just look what I found on Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1573927945/002-3790989-8420034):

If that's a coincidence, I'll eat Toby.

I know of that story, it was featured in one of my "Big Books of..." series. I think the "Big Book of Hoaxes".

livius drusus
04-01-2005, 05:28 PM
So you're in on it too, then. :glare:

Shake
04-01-2005, 08:31 PM
If that's a coincidence, I'll eat Toby.
Mmm ... rabbits is good eatin'! :yup: