First time poster...

[LiveToRide]

Hello all. Can't seem to find anything even close to an "Introductions" board. (Anybody want to point me in the right direction?) Then again, maybe there just ain't one.

Anyway, I am looking for a new place to call home. Could this be it? I'm a "biker chick", I hunt, I fish, I shoot pool, I read a LOT. My high IQ is hidden behind a horrible penchant for cussing too much. Damn, but I wish I could stop doing that shit.
I am highly competitive, and reactive. I'm off to check out the rooms. Hope to get to know some of you!

[beyelzu]

I just want to say for the record right now, that live to ride is not my sock puppet. she might however be my dream woman.


:tmgrin:


welcome to freethought forum live to ride.

[livius drusus]

Hi LiveToRide. We do have a big intro thread up in the Hole. We made it the first forum thinking people would check there first, but sometimes people check out the descriptions rather than the forum index and we totally suck at those. Sorry about that. :blush2:

I'm going to go ahead and move your lovely intro up to that forum, if you don't mind. It's the most populated one and we want to be sure you get the full attention of the various reprobates and bad seeds who hang out up there, chewing tobacco and ratting their hair.

In other news, you've picked one of my favorite avatars and I cuss like a syphyllitic sailor too.

Welcome to FF, LiveToRide. :welcome2:

[lady cop]

hey LTR, :wave: find a thread called say hello gracie, it's for newbies to check in! but not required...LTR is a friend of mine that i directed here, she is smart and a good lady! and also has a big mean biker boyfriend! :D.../LTR Livius Drusus is the owner of this forum, and despite cussing is a wonderful lady!! and smart as hell too. :cool:

[livius drusus]

We're being overrun by chicks with bikes and guns and filthy mouths. Next thing you know we'll all wake up in Tijuana with cottonmouth and big Mom tattoos on our asses. Everyone except bey run for your lives!

[lady cop]

oh, and check this out, i have my own smiley here courtesy of LD, this place is smiley paradise, you will not believe it! :ladycop: :cuffs: :sirens: :miranda: :policecar: ...do we have a motorcycle smiley?

[viscousmemories]

:welcome: to the FF, LiveToRide.

[viscousmemories]

...do we have a motorcycle smiley?
:motor:

[livius drusus]

Don't forget the :moped:, vm. I know it's not exactly a chopper or anything, but I still love it. So I'm a pussy, so what? Any of y'all gonna make something of it? No I didn't think so. :glare:

[lady cop]

Any of y'all gonna make something of it? No I didn't think so. :glare: no MA'M!!! :bow: do we have a suck-up smiley? :innocent:

[livius drusus]

Why yes we do. :kssmyass:

[LiveToRide]

This is priceless!!! Thanks for moving my intro to it's proper place! Livius, I don't think I mentioned the guns yet, did I? Or you just knew....was that it??
LC, you were right!! Lots of smileys, and looks like lots of great subjects!! Thanks for bringin' me along!

[livius drusus]

Your sig kinda clued me in. Either that, or I'm a fucking genius. And a psychic. And possibly some kind of alien intelligence with the ability to tap into your brain and suck out all your identifying information and will to live. :cthulhu3:

[lady cop]

Your sig kinda clued me in. Either that, or I'm a fucking genius. And a psychic. And possibly some kind of alien intelligence with the ability to tap into your brain and suck out all your identifying information and will to live. :cthulhu3: er, i DID kind of forget to tell you about that part LTR. :doh: christ that little alien is cute!

[Petra]

I'm too much of a lady to cuss. :snooty:



Hiya, LiveToRide. :wave:

Welcome. :cool:

[Crumb]

Welcome to the forum LiveToRide. Maybe you can take me for a ride one of these days. :heybabeh: Well that's if your aforementioned boyfriend isn't in town. :sweaty:

[CARLA]

:wave: LIVE TO RIDE,

How you doing lady.. :wink: WELCOME :moped:

[LadyShea]

Except for the biker, hunter, pool shooter, competitive thing, we could be twins.

Well okay, I have a filthy mouth, too.

[Beth]

Welcome!

I also have a vocabulary unbefitting a lady, but I am less vocal about it. ;)

[livius drusus]

Alrighty then. How's :biker: ? Cool enough for ya?

[Crumb]

Alrighty then. How's :biker: ? Cool enough for ya?

Oh, I thought that was a guy using a jackhammer, when I first saw it. :doh:

[livius drusus]

Ohhhh fuck... Now you've gone and made me look like the dribbling moron I am in front of the new biker chick. I'll dedicate my clavicle fractures to you.

[Crumb]

I'm the idiot. Right?

[livius drusus]

For the sake of everything that's holy here, yes. In strictest truth, I suspect not.

[Dingfod]

Vrrrrroom! We've got a lot in common. I live to ride too, LiveToRide. I've put 10K miles a year or more on my moped named Flame... er, my Honda PC800 "Scooter on Steroids" I've nicknamed Moby the Great White Frigidaire, Moby because it's white and big as a whale, seats about 20... er, not exactly, and Frigidaire because it resembles a kitchen appliance too. I keep cold beverages on ice in the trunk.

I hunt fish with a .30-06, does that count?

I shoot pool too, that's where the fish are. I keep having to patch holes in the pool and blowing it back up too.

Lastly, if I extrapolate that the number of people that I've taught to curse or caused to curse, that then caused the same number to curse in the same short period of time, and so on for the last couple decades, I'm probably responsible for half of the curse words in the Western Hemisphere.

[Crumb]

For the sake of everything that's holy here, yes. In strictest truth, I suspect not.

I am not sure how to take this. But I think we need a poll.

[livius drusus]

liv -->:buzzkill:<-- Crumb

[Crumb]

:innocent2:

[LiveToRide]

Alrighty then. How's :biker: ? Cool enough for ya?
Definitely cool! (Now how do I get the damn thing to show up?) Still poking around, figuring stuff out.
Thanks to everyone for the great welcome, I've been having trouble with my ISP, (screw WOW! cable anyway) and keep losing my connection.
Got a question: What's with the sock puppets? Ah, well, I'm sure I'll learn in time...Thanks again!
(Is there a "peace sign" smiley anywhere?)

[Crumb]

Is there a "peace sign" smiley anywhere?

There doesn't seem to be... :scratch: But I bet it will soon be rectified.

[Ensign Steve]

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I moved my comment here to the correct thread.

[Dingfod]

My puppet don't need no sock.