Should Crumb be banned?

[Ex-zombie]

There is no more important issue on this forum right now than whether Crumb should be banned or not. Look at the evidence and vote with your conscience.

The use of :worship: and :bow4: shows that Crumb has no interest in being a decent member of this forum. I fear we have no choice but to give him the boot. He has had ample opportunity to remove these monstrosities from his signature yet he has failed to do so. This failure constitutes a definitive character flaw which has now becoming glaringly obvious.

[Beth]

Nopers. I likes him.

[Crumb]

:sadangel:

[Ensign Steve]

I refuse to vote in any poll that is missing the planet x option.
The sleepy bear is CUTE!

[Ronin]

I like him as well...that's why I voted my conscience.

Do your worst lunachick :popcorn:

[Crumb]

Nopers. I likes him.

:bigglomp:

[livius drusus]

We all know this is a job for lunachick. Hell, I'm pretty sure Crumb paid Ex-zombie to make this thread and entrap her. Excellent work, gentlemen. I mean that. :appl:

[Beth]

Nopers. I likes him.

:bigglomp:Holy crap! I'm getting tackled! :giggle:

[Crumb]

/me patiently awaits his "punishment".

:naughty:

[Crumb]

We all know this is a job for lunachick. Hell, I'm pretty sure Crumb paid Ex-zombie to make this thread and entrap her. Excellent work, gentlemen. I mean that. :appl:

:quiet:

[copiae]

I voted yes.

But I don't mean it.

Or do I?

I dunno, do I?

Do I what?

Why am I talking to myself?

Er.. What was I talking about again?

[viscousmemories]

Dammit! I voted yes 'cause I thought Crumb started the thread. I can't support this as it is.

[livius drusus]

I think you're looking for the next poll down, copiae. :D

[Crumb]

This should have been a public poll.

[Ex-zombie]

This quote just popped up:

You have nothing to fear. I'm not wearing my strap-on.
~ Lunachick ~

Appropriate, don't you think?

[Dingfod]

Crumb should be banned, but not for the smiley obessession/illness he seems to suffer from, but for saying I look like Dennis Franz. Mr. Franz would like his apology forthwith, Mr. Cake Particle Man. You can write to him at:
Dennis Franz
c/o Unemployed Actor's Guild
Hollywood, CA 60606

BTW, any relation to R. Crumb, the cartoonist?

[Crumb]

No relation.

Mr. Cake Particle Man

Isn't there a song about him?

As for the Dennis Franz thing. I remain unconvinced that you are not his sock puppet.

I wonder if there are any dues for the Unemployed Actor's Guild? :scratch:

[Dingfod]

No relation.

Mr. Cake Particle Man

Isn't there a song about him?Yes, but they only used his last name. And Triangle Man kicked his ass.

As for the Dennis Franz thing. I remain unconvinced that you are not his sock puppet.You do have a point there. Hmmm?

I wonder if there are any dues for the Unemployed Actor's Guild? :scratch:10% of everything they make.

[Ymir's blood]

I voted the Lunachick option because, well everyone should be.

[pescifish]

I fear we have no choice but to give him the boot. I fear we have no boot to give! I did a smilie search on "boot" and "shoe"; both failed. And there isn't a clothing category to peruse. There's a boot in this one :asskick:, but there's an ass flying off of it! :eek:

[Petra]

/me dons strap-on.


Bend over honey-bee. There's a good boy.

Just think of it as tough love....

You. know. I. love. you. don't. you. ugh.



Hmm, I don't appear to be as fit as I used to be! Back to the gym for me. You wait there till I've done a few more weights, then I'll be back to soundly ream you, my good fellow. And always remember - mummy loves you. :paddlin: :slapface: :SM: :bonk: :comfort:

[Crumb]

:blush:

[copiae]

I think you're looking for the next poll down, copiae. :D

Ah yes, so I was.

Or was I? :pokes:

[xouper]

erm, never mind, sorry

[Petra]

Well, xouper, I'm still wearing my strap-on so let me just go get some more sand to put in the vaseline and I'll be right with you.

If you could drop yer trou and bend over in the meantime, I'll try to make this as pleasant as possible. For me, that is. :D

[Petra]

erm, never mind, sorry


Chicken. :popcorn:

[xouper]

xouper: erm, never mind, sorry

lunachick: Chicken. :popcorn:
If I had known you were going to put sand in the Vaseline®, I wouldn't have retracted my comment.

[Petra]

xouper: erm, never mind, sorry

lunachick: Chicken. :popcorn:
If I had known you were going to put sand in the Vaseline®, I wouldn't have retracted my comment.

Oh, I see. :cool:

Well, I've still got time before disappearing for my nana nap. :D

[Crumb]

Thanks for the thread Ex-z. Despite its supposed subject, I know it just means y'all love me.

:singrain:

[viscousmemories]

What a cute smilie. I hadn't seen that one yet. :)

[Legs]

Noooooo... I love his lame ass.. and ah.. ermmm..... his smilies too

[Crumb]

Hey my ass isn't lame! You haven't seen it now have you? :wink:

[Legs]

Hey my ass isn't lame! You haven't seen it now have you? :wink:

Only in my dreams, sweetcheeks!

[Crumb]

:blush:

[Sauron]

* Crumb patiently awaits his "punishment".

:naughty:

When lunachick, my queen, awakens, terrible will be her wrath. You have no idea.

If she finds out...
(beat)
You can't imagine her rage... she lets people die of thirst... a terrible death. Sometimes she burns them alive...
(beat, in awe)
She is glorious.

A line...as the unending horizon.
A curve...as a rolling hillside.
A point... as a distant bird.
A ray... as the rising sun.

Guesses, precious? Does it like riddles? Where is it from, eh?
:popcorn:

[Ensign Steve]

I'm not saying a word. It just wouldn't be fair to the others.

You too, liv!

[livius drusus]

:ziplip:

[Crumb]

:noid:

[Shake]

Poland!

er ... I mean, have at 'im, luna!

[Sauron]

:paranoid:

:yup2: :yup2: :yup2: :yup2:

:victory:

:thewave:

[Crumb]

Will post for food.