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LadyShea
04-04-2005, 12:04 AM
For reasons I have been unable to ascertain (and probably do not want to), my husband would like a simple, avatar sized graphic of a monkey fucking a football with the word "AlaKaBama" incorporated.

I would prefer softcore porn to actual penetration portrayal. If anyone is bored enough to take on the project, I would be grateful.
viscousmemories
04-04-2005, 01:40 AM
:roflmao:
LadyShea
04-04-2005, 04:10 AM
You find this funny? Can't, for the life of me, imagine why ;).
Legs
04-04-2005, 05:11 AM
I'm surprised you can't find a ready made image, that has got to be a very common request :chin:
Legs
04-04-2005, 05:43 AM
This is the best I could do

http://img46.exs.cx/img46/6334/monkeysex8xb.gif
LadyShea
04-04-2005, 05:48 AM
Thanks legs, I sent it to his email.

I am still unsure of how he plans to use it :hmm:
Legs
04-04-2005, 05:51 AM
I am still unsure of how he plans to use it :hmm:

Well, I can tell you my husband was looking over my shoulder and now thinks I am insane.
Godless Wonder
04-05-2005, 07:46 PM
I'm surprised you can't find a ready made image, that has got to be a very common request :chin:
Believe it or not, just now, the guy in the office next to mine popped in and says this:

"Hey, we've got a paintball team, and they decided to name it 'Monkey Logic.' Do you think you could design us a logo?"

Immediately I thought of this thread...
Crumb
04-05-2005, 08:11 PM
Just replace the football with a paintball gun.
Legs
04-06-2005, 12:32 AM
That monkey is going to need some lotion soon.

Hey, LadyS did your husband like it?
viscousmemories
04-06-2005, 01:05 AM
This thread makes me laugh out loud every time I open it.
LadyShea
04-06-2005, 02:23 AM
That monkey is going to need some lotion soon.

Hey, LadyS did your husband like it?


He did! Thank you very much for the time and effort!

I got some clues as to his purposes. Something about his screen names always having to do with Vegas and wanting a new one for our Alabama move. Or something. He's really weird.

This thread makes me laugh out loud every time I open it.

I still fail to see what is so amusing. My husband wants an avatar of a monkey fucking a football that says AlaKaBama...seems completely banal to me.
Godless Wonder
04-06-2005, 03:05 AM
Not sure if you're kidding about failing to see what's amusing.... I think you must be. But in any case this particular combination of words: "My husband wants an avatar of a monkey fucking a football that says AlaKaBama" is far funnier than any avatar it describes could ever be. It's just so extremely absurd. I think the mysterious unknown circumstances that would prompt such a quest add to the humor (and having the circumstances revealed would subtract from the humor.)