livius drusus for pope!

[JoeP]

It's time to choose a new one. People are talking about another non-Italian pope (even an African one (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4409353.stm)), but I say forget that; let's have a female pope, and an atheist to boot. Obviously she's precluded from having become a cardinal so far, so that silly requirement will have to go.

[beyelzu]

how do we send the cardinals a nomination?

secret passageway?

reverse smoke signals, you know smoke bombs down their chimney?

[livius drusus]

Actually, strictly speaking you don't even have to be a cardinal to be popified. And of course, there is womanly precedent (http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/popeJoan.html). :chin:

[ceptimus]

We picked Britney for the next pope on mu.nu a year or so ago. Since then, she has gotten married a couple of times, and (ahem) done some other things too, so maybe she has reduced her chances.

Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Physics (http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm)

[Dingfod]

Long live Pope livius I!

[livius drusus]

I hope you know how delighted I am by the alternating initial caps in that phrase. :bliss:

[lisarea]

We picked Britney for the next pope on mu.nu a year or so ago. Since then, she has gotten married a couple of times, and (ahem) done some other things too, so maybe she has reduced her chances.

Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Physics (http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm)

I was thinking almost the same thing--that they should pick one of those hot Catholic schoolgirls everyone seems to like so much.

Put liv in a rolled up at the waist plaid skirt and one of those jury-rigged belly shirts, and she's a shoo-in.

[livius drusus]

Oh well, I've already got the plaid skirt. It's genuine too, a venerated relic just waiting to happen. The giant gold-colored pin will heal scabies on touch.

[Goliath]

Yes, but do you have a ridiculously large hat?

[Crumb]

If the world made any sense Liv, you'd be the next pope.

[beyelzu]

i could be wrong as I am not catholic,


but I think the pope hat comes with the popemobile and the poparangs.

[Goliath]

Don't be absurd, bey! Everyone knows that hierarchy within the Catholic church is completely determined by the size of one's hat. Why else do you think that a round of fights occur after every communion in which challengers fight others to the death in order to obtain larger hats?

[livius drusus]

Mine would be the tallest, most pistacchio nut-looking mitre of them all. And the ring all y'all would have to kiss nomatter who you came after in line would be the most Superbowl-looking papal ring ever.

Also, I'd totally do the Sistine Chapel tours. I'd bring enough little mirrors for everyone, too, so nobody would ever get a crick in their neck from staring at the ceiling ever again.

[wei yau]

[cue "Galadriel: Major PMS" special effects (WETA Digital)]


All shalll love me and despair!

[Skep]

Have they scheduled the concleavage yet? :popcorn:

[Goliath]

Have they scheduled the concleavage yet? :popcorn:

No, but I'm already smokin', if ya know what I mean... :lecher: :didi:

[livius drusus]

I think we all knew it was just a matter of time:

:livpope:

[ceptimus]

:qlol:
:tmlol:

[Ensign Steve]

Actually, strictly speaking you don't even have to be a cardinal to be popified. And of course, there is womanly precedent (http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/popeJoan.html). :chin:

Why did she have to go and get pregnant? Man, that just makes the rest of us look bad. This is why women can't land the good jobs.

[Dingfod]

Have they scheduled the concleavage yet? :popcorn:Is that where they conk him on the head with the silver hammer?

[Petra]

Livius Poopius.


I like it.



:yup:

[Ronin]

Vatican III with Pope livius drusus at the helm would so rock.



:club:

[Legs]

I have a quilted toaster cover (an old Aunt gave it to me) that looks just like the pope's hat. liv you are welcome to it :D

[CARLA]

:livpope: POPETT LIVUS DRUSUS I.. I'm Catholic you got my vote.. Can you work on the wardrobe a bit, maybe make those robes a bit more stylish.. the hat needs some work as well.. :propeller: :bow: :bow:

[Skep]

Have they scheduled the concleavage yet? :popcorn:Is that where they conk him on the head with the silver hammer?
No, it's where the cardinals are locked up with all the female popefuls and they hold a wet tee-shirt contest to determine the new pope. http://img155.exs.cx/img155/5540/boobiepope3ht.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

[JoeP]

I think we all knew it was just a matter of time:

:livpope:
:scared: Holy Mother of the Roman Catholic Church!

[livius drusus]

That's me, baby. And proud of it. :pleased:

[kensloft]

Popess Joanna Paula Pius Polycarpa Innocenta Petra Livius Drusus I

Got my vote.