I've had it with you, Crumb!

[Ex-zombie]

I no longer can tolerate your niceness. I am out of here! :glare:















Okay that's not what is really going on. A job opportunity has presented itself in a state far away from California. As much as I love California this is just too good to pass up.

Long story short. I will be off the internet for a while. We leave Thursday morning to be swallowed up by the South. I thought my daughter would be quite upset but she is all excited about checking out a new place. California is all she has ever known. Boy, I can't wait for the culture shock to set in. She might be yelling to go back to Cal.

I will miss you all alot, except for Crumb. :D

[Crumb]

Bye Ex-z; you won't be missed by me either. What state are you off to?

[beyelzu]

well, good luck with the job opportunity.


where at in the south?




ps. where exactly do you live, as I know you will be away and would like to protect your house from nefarious parties? iow can you say massive party at the zombies?

[livius drusus]

Oh no! I mean, I'm thrilled at your opportunity and I think this is a great time for you to take it given your empty nest struggles, but what about my needs? :sobbing:

Congratulations, Ex-zombie. Please take very good care of you and yours and when you have a chance, please let us know all is well.

:huggle: :hug: :hugsmile:

[Crumb]

Do you have a FF replacement lined up Ex-z? You did read the fine print didn't you? You can't just leave without providing a comparable :asshat: to fill your niche. :wink:

[viscousmemories]

I'm sorry to see you go, EZ. I hope you find your way back online soon.

[wei yau]

I'm gonna miss you, ExZ. Though I am glad that you have this opportunity. You must return as soon as feasible.

And thanks for getting this stuck in my head with your post:


I'm going back to Cali. To Cali, to Cali.
I'm going back to Cali. I don't think so.

[Ex-zombie]

where at in the south?

North Carolina actually, the state I grew up in. We will be within a couple hours drive of my family. That's another thing my daughter is excited about. We have never lived close to any family.

but what about my needs?

You will have the smilies to keep you company.


I'm sorry to see you go, EZ. I hope you find your way back online soon.

:sadbye:
That's so sweet. Thank you vm for the only non-selfish response.





Crumb, you are just the :asshat: to fill in for me while I am gone.

[Ex-zombie]

I'm gonna miss you, ExZ. Though I am glad that you have this opportunity. You must return as soon as feasible.

And thanks for getting this stuck in my head with your post:


I'm going back to Cali. To Cali, to Cali.
I'm going back to Cali. I don't think so.



You returned the favor nicely, eldar. That song will run in a loop through my head for the rest of the day.

[Ensign Steve]

Yay, the infidels are taking over the South! Woo-hoo!

I thought my daughter would be quite upset but she is all excited about checking out a new place. California is all she has ever known. Boy, I can't wait for the culture shock to set in. She might be yelling to go back to Cal.

California was all I knew for 26 years. I miss it like hell some of the time. But most of the time I am really fucking happy and content right here in Augusta. The peach trees are blossoming. mmmmmm... peaches.

[Shake]

Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
Gonna eat me a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches
(Wow)

Peaches come from a can,
they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way,
I'd eat peaches every day
Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade

We'll be waiting for your return EZ!

[pescifish]

Exciting news on the opportunity and move! Good luck and I hope all the preparation and moving stuff goes well for you. I hope you can get back here soon; I'll miss your zombie face.

[Ymir's blood]

We have internet connections here in NC. :wave:

[Crumb]

Crumb, you are just the :asshat: to fill in for me while I am gone.

Undoubtedly I could perform your :asshat: duties in my sleep, but I am swamped with so many other duties here and my own :asshat:edness that you really need to bring in a relief :asshat:.

[Ex-zombie]

Yay, the infidels are taking over the South! Woo-hoo!

They'll never know what hit them. :wink:


Now get these lyrics out of your head

Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
Gonna eat me a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches
(Wow)

Peaches come from a can,
they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way,
I'd eat peaches every day
Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade


Pure evil you are.



I'll miss your zombie face.


:sadcheer: Thank you pesci. You are very kind.




We have internet connections here in NC.



You hadn't oughta lie like that. I know indoor bathrooms only arrived in NC last year. :missing:

[Skep]

Congrads on the new opportunity, good luck with the move, and hurry back. We'll miss ya. :yup:

[Dingfod]

Y'all have a nahce tahm in Noath Cayolynah, y'heauh?

[Ex-zombie]

Congrads on the new opportunity, good luck with the move, and hurry back. We'll miss ya. :yup:

Thanks Skep. I know I can depend on you to aggravate liv until my return. :cool:

[Ex-zombie]

Y'all have a nahce tahm in Noath Cayolynah, y'heauh?

Stop it warn. You're going to scare the children.

[livius drusus]

Skep just doesn't aggravate me like you do, Ex-zombie. Nobody does. :deepsigh:

[LadyShea]

We're headed for Dixie a week from today, maybe we'll run into each other...ya know the South is real small...like just a big city really.

[Ex-zombie]

Skep just doesn't aggravate me like you do, Ex-zombie. Nobody does. :deepsigh:



:cryhome: You are a darling, liv. Here (http://img221.exs.cx/img221/299/rednavel9rz.jpg) is a present for you to show my appreciation. :innocent:

[livius drusus]

You evil rotten vile unspeakable bastard. I hate you I hate you I hate you. If hate were people, I'd be China.

:madrant:

[Crumb]

I vote this for the most ineptly named thread on FF.

[Ex-zombie]

We're headed for Dixie a week from today, maybe we'll run into each other...ya know the South is real small...like just a big city really.

It would be spectacular to meet you LadyShea. Perhaps someday we will. :yup:

[Crumb]

:cry:

[Ex-zombie]

:cry:

Damn it Crumb. Stop being such a crybaby slacker. You have much work to do.

You need to be reminding vm about how he is responsible for all the bad things in the universe.

You need to post pics of the business end of navel oranges and discuss cilantro. Do these things for liv.

You need to wander around and respond to things that Ensign Steve posts by being a complete asshole.

Respond to things warrenly says and include the names warn or worn. He loathes that.

Do you want to be a slacker all your life, Crumb? Is that what you want? I thought not. Now get busy. :whup:

[Ensign Steve]

You need to post pics of the business end of navel oranges and discuss cilantro. Do these things for liv.

And mayo. Don't Forget MAYO!

You need to wander around and respond to things that Ensign Steve posts by being a complete asshole.

:sadcheer: You do that? I never noticed. Wow, am I oblivious!

[godfry n. glad]

We're headed for Dixie a week from today, maybe we'll run into each other...ya know the South is real small...like just a big city really.

Jes' like Atlanta?

[godfry n. glad]

You do that? I never noticed. Wow, am I oblivious!

Yes, Ensign, we've been trying to figure out exactly how to tell you, but now...

well, now we don't have to....





:giggle:

[Crumb]

:nooo:

[Ex-zombie]

You do that? I never noticed. Wow, am I oblivious!


Actually this thread (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2065) is the only time I have done that. I thought it would be amusing for Crumb to step in some shit while I was gone. :D

[JoeP]

where at in the south?

North Carolina actually, the state I grew up in. We will be within a couple hours drive of my family. That's another thing my daughter is excited about. We have never lived close to any family.

Anywhere near Raleigh? I spent some time working there. Of course, I think continental drift may have changed things since that time.

[JoeP]

Re: I've had it with you, Crumb!
I vote this for the most ineptly named thread on FF.
Why? Because he hasn't had it with you?

[JoeP]

Oh no! I mean, I'm thrilled at your opportunity and I think this is a great time for you to take it given your empty nest struggles, but what about my needs? :sobbing:

livius dearest, ex-z is just joining the ranks of those struggling to escape the crushing cycle of trying to fulfil your needs. It starts with a high, then you have to serve just one more need, then another, and pretty soon each day is focused on one thing only. We have to learn to let go, and so will you.

:control:

Oh. I thought I'd escaped.

[livius drusus]

I think we both know :rif:. Just give up and make me things.

[wei yau]

livius dearest, ex-z is just joining the ranks of those struggling to escape the crushing cycle of trying to fulfil your needs. It starts with a high, then you have to serve just one more need, then another, and pretty soon each day is focused on one thing only.

You know, I read that and I start wishing that my life was one dedicated entirely to fulfilling liv's needs. I start wondering why am I not good enough to be subjugated by :livcrop:

What you describe as a crushing cycle, I see as a life dedicated to the worship and adoration of :livpope:

[JoeP]

Well eldar, that's how we all started out.

[Crumb]

Actually this thread is the only time I have done that. I thought it would be amusing for Crumb to step in some shit while I was gone.

Well Crumb resigns then. You are on your own Ex-z. :ptht:

Why? Because he hasn't had it with you?

Yes.

[Ex-zombie]

Anywhere near Raleigh?


Nowhere near. I will be clear across the state in the Blue Ridge Mountains in the ski/college town of Boone.

[Dingfod]

I thought you were LEAVING.

[Blake]

Cool! That's where my cousin went to college, at Appalachian State.

[CARLA]

:wink: Ex-zombie,

I haven't posted much lately, but when I do post, and get a chance to read your posts I'm always smiling.. I hope you new home in North Carolina will be just the ticket.. beautiful country.. :wink: :wink:

Hope when you get settled you can find your way here and give CRUMB a hard time.. :yup:

[livius drusus]

Well said, Carla. Now post more, dammit! Someone has to fill in Ex-zombie's shoes while he's gone. ;)

[Crumb]

Hope when you get settled you can find your way here and give CRUMB a hard time..

:cryhome:

[CARLA]

AHH!! CRUMB.. I'm sorry.. :yup: I was just kidding.. you also make me laugh out loud when I read your posts.. Your one funny guy.. :wink:

[Crumb]

Thank you CARLA. I was just fishing for compliments. :wink:

:bait1:

[kensloft]

So is ex-z comng or going. I wish he would make up my mind. I've been away for so long that I don't know which way is up or down? Boone is that where Daniel went to school? Sorry my Canadianism kicked in and I know I know nothing. :yup: