How the hell do I do this???

[LiveToRide]

Again, I hope I have this in the right spot.

I'm trying to refer a friend to this great forum, and can't access the "Refer a friend" page. It's telling me I don't have permission to view it. Suggestions? Ideas? Thoughts? Verbal abuse for being a moron? Any help is appreciated. Thanks!!

[livius drusus]

Hey whoa. I don't have permission either! :giggle: That really ain't right. It's probably a setting which switched back to the default during our upgrade last month. We've found permission weirdnesses ever since.

P.S. - Usually forum error messages kind of thing go in the Forum Admin forum, but asking a how to question in the most populated forum makes sense to me so I think you're fine right here. :yup:

[LiveToRide]

Hey whoa. I don't have permission either! :giggle: That really ain't right. It's probably a setting which switched back to the default during our upgrade last month. We've found permission weirdnesses ever since.

P.S. - Usually forum error messages kind of thing go in the Forum Admin forum, but asking a how to question in the most populated forum makes sense to me so I think you're fine right here. :yup:
Yeah...when the boss can't get access, there's definitely sumthin' wrong. I guess I'll just send a link in email.
Weirdnesses of any sort make me feel at home, so it's all good.

[livius drusus]

Try it now LivetoRide. It turns out that's actually a hack, not a default option, and some lines of code got overwritten in our last upgrade. vm's gone and fixified it now and it works for me, so it should work for you too.

Thanks for the alert. :)

[LiveToRide]

No problem at all. Thanks for taking the time!
Actually I just emailed the link to the ol' man, and he's lurking around here somewhere. Hi Bullet...ya giant beast and pain in the rump....

[livius drusus]

Yeah, anything giant is definitely painful in the rumpal area. Hiya Bullet! Settle down and make yourself at home. The coffee tables around here are sturdy enough for multiple sets of shitkicking, buckled boots.

[Bullet]

Yeah, anything giant is definitely painful in the rumpal area. Hiya Bullet! Settle down and make yourself at home. The coffee tables around here are sturdy enough for multiple sets of shitkicking, buckled boots.WAAASSUUUUUP!!! I am here babe, and thanks LD, Oh, and I'll pass on the coffee, pass me a beer. :yay: Hey LTR, I found the fancy smilies. soo neener neeener :tease: This forum looks kick ass. I just left (got booted) from a real up tight group, I like to speak my mind, and if you don't conform to the bosses mindset, well your gone. :kissass: OK, Let's have some fun.. :happy:

[livius drusus]

Please feel free to call me livius or liv. :yup:

So it's a beer ye be wanting, eh? Here you go: :cheers2: :cheers:, and :tapbeer: just in case you're not in a sociable mood and would prefer to just go straight to the tap.

Welcome to FF, Bullet. :welcome2:

[LiveToRide]

Oh, screw you!! "Found the fancy smileys"....Don't break your arm pattin' yourself on the back!!! :biteme:
So there!
By the way, babe...we don't mention that "other" place here. :flash:
I have no idea what that smiley has to do with anything, I just thought it was cool!!

[lady cop]

about damn time you got here Bullet!! :wave:

[Bullet]

about damn time you got here Bullet!! :wave:HEY, how's it hanging LC? Yup, got here finally. :wave:

[godfry n. glad]

Please feel free to call me livius or liv. :yup:



You'll also see her referred to as 54 (to which she actually responds), which is a bad pun on her nick and this site's ambiance.

Welcome all.

I'm godfry n. glad. Please feel free to use my name in vain.

[Ensign Steve]

54. I just got that. :doh:

[lady cop]

about damn time you got here Bullet!! :wave:HEY, how's it hanging LC? Yup, got here finally. :wave:it's good to see you again Bullet, and i just KNEW you'd like it here ....where you can be yourself! :motor:

[LiveToRide]

Hey, Bullet...Love the avatar. It's one of the 3 I'd have picked for you!! LC, did I say "Thanks" for directing us here?? Good call, babe!!

[livius drusus]

Your avatars make a really cute (and filthy, obnoxious and profane, of course) couple.

[lady cop]

Your avatars make a really cute (and filthy, obnoxious and profane, of course) couple.yeah Liv, i never saw them before in my life!! :innocent: (you're welcome LTR) and oh, that godfry n glad guy is very cool and omnipresent. :cool:

[livius drusus]

Oh suuuure, lady cop. Uh huh. You probably sprung them out of the drunk tank just so they could post here.

[Crumb]

Hey Bullet, welcome!

:welcome3:

"LD" :giggles:

[lady cop]

Oh suuuure, lady cop. Uh huh. You probably sprung them out of the drunk tank just so they could post here.busted me again Livius! i thought you could use the bikey criminal element here :jail: :shackled: ...they were too much trouble in the jail. :ladycop: :cuffs:

[koan]

:wave:

:yup: I'm here too. Happy posting.

[viscousmemories]

:welcome: to the FF, Bullet.

[LiveToRide]

...they were too much trouble in the jail. :ladycop: :cuffs:
That's because you wouldn't put us in the same cell, dammit!! :hissyfit:

[Bullet]

:wave:

:yup: I'm here too. Happy posting.Oh wow, Koan is here. Hey livius, where is the ignore button? :whup:

[Bullet]

Never mind. I found it. Bye Koan. :wave:

[Bullet]

Hey Bullet, welcome!

:welcome3:

"LD" :giggles:Thanks Crumb.

[LiveToRide]

:wave:

:yup: I'm here too. Happy posting.Oh wow, Koan is here. Hey livius, where is the ignore button? :whup:
Ruh roh, Raggy.... :stirpot::

[livius drusus]

/me chuckles.

Baggage is funny when it has nothing to me with me.

[Petra]

Beer? Did someone say Beer?


I fucking LOVE beer, even when I'm too much of a lady to cuss like a cunt. :drunk4: :cheers2: :drunk4:


Welcome, yo.


:welcome3:

[LiveToRide]

Bullet...THE POSTING POLICE IS HERE!!! Oh shit...watch yer goddam language.

[Bullet]

Beer? Did someone say Beer?


I fucking LOVE beer, even when I'm too much of a lady to cuss like a cunt. :drunk4: :cheers2: :drunk4:


Welcome, yo.


:welcome3:Oh the love,... :love: .I can feeeeel the love.. :handshake: You all are just tooo nice. :cryhome: Awe shucks.

[Ensign Steve]

:welcome3:

o/~ Fuck smiley gladhands with hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses. ~\o

[Bullet]

Bullet...THE POSTING POLICE IS HERE!!! Oh shit...watch yer goddam language. Do you mean I can't say cum burping turd burglar here? What about fart knocking chode licker, is that ok?

[Ensign Steve]

Can we still say, "Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker"?

[Petra]

o/~ Fuck smiley gladhands with hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses. ~\o

o/~ Fuck all you bitches, and fuck your huge mammaries.~\o


:p

[Dingfod]

I cannot even compete with that level of cursing but I had a coworker, currently an Oklahoma State Prison inmate, that could. Perhaps I should dredge up the spreadsheet I created that gave translations of his linquistic talents.

[Petra]

:cryhome:


:giggle: What a wuss! :giggle:

[livius drusus]

Bullet...THE POSTING POLICE IS HERE!!! Oh shit...watch yer goddam language.

I don't know what the history is here, but in all fairness, you can't blame a moderator for enforcing rules they didn't create. You should have seen me moderating on IIDB. I was a control freak rule Nazi hardass, very committed to enforcing behavioral requirements I would never have on my own site.

There may well be something more to y'all's problems, but if all she did was her job then it doesn't seem to me you should hold it against her. :twocents:

Now, on to a far more pressing issue: what exactly is a chode? Never in my life have a seen a word so frequently used and so seldom defined. I swear that word haunts me with its elusiveness. All I know is it's supposed to be filthy and that Choda Boy from Orgazmo is my favorite superhero sidekick of all time.

[Dingfod]

Choad (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choad)

[Ensign Steve]

choad (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=choad)

I swear, I thought there was a real definition for this word, and that it had something to do with the process of making cheese.

[Petra]

Chode (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chode&r=d)

[Bullet]

:cryhome:


:giggle: What a wuss! :giggle:What? Me a *ussy, well you are what you eat. :pointless:

[Ensign Steve]

scary! liv says jump, and we wait for permission to come back down.

What's a *ussy?

[Crumb]

choad (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=choad)

I swear, I thought there was a real definition for this word, and that it had something to do with the process of making cheese.

Are you thinking of 'curd'?

[Petra]

...well you are what you eat. :pointless:


You're a chode?!


:giggle:

[Dingfod]

The attachment is PG-13 version of my former shiftmate's commonly used words and phrases, their translations and suggested alternatives. I can't find the unexpurgated version.

[Bullet]

Well I don't know the technical definition, but in my circle, chode = scrotum, or that really smelly :fart: fuzzy piece of skin between your ass and your nut sack.

[livius drusus]

A cock wider than it is long? I just... I can't even... You know, I think I'm just going to stick with the taint and Imperial Indian fuck definitions because otherwise I'm never shaking the imagery.

[Dingfod]

Oh, the taint.

[Bullet]

...well you are what you eat. :pointless:


You're a chode?!


:giggle:Lunachunk, did I offend you in a different life? You called me.....oh never mind.

[Ensign Steve]

Yeah, there really aren't enough synonyms for the gooch. (oh, that's another one for the "what do you call it" thread.) I call it the taint, btw.

[livius drusus]

If I wanted your opinion, I'd rip it out of your ass and stomp it to shit.

:laughcry:

[Ensign Steve]

I don't come to your work and slap the dick out of your mouth.

[LiveToRide]

...well you are what you eat. :pointless:


You're a chode?!


:giggle:Lunachunk, did I offend you in a different life? You called me.....oh never mind.
Babe, methinks someone is being obtuse.
No worries!!! I'm the only one you gotta impress....and you DO. Every day!!!
<pssst, lunachick....his bark is worse than his bite...:D >

[livius drusus]

He he... lunachunk. I'm totally using that one.

[Petra]

Oooh, I didn't mean to cause offense. Just playing around, is all. :blush:

Sorry, man.

[Bullet]

Bullet...THE POSTING POLICE IS HERE!!! Oh shit...watch yer goddam language.

I don't know what the history is here, but in all fairness, you can't blame a moderator for enforcing rules they didn't create. You should have seen me moderating on IIDB. I was a control freak rule Nazi hardass, very committed to enforcing behavioral requirements I would never have on my own site.

There may well be something more to y'all's problems, but if all she did was her job then it doesn't seem to me you should hold it against her. :twocents:

No, much more than just doing her job. I am of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their opinion. Even if you don't agree with mine or mine does not agree with yours. We are adults, we agree to dis-agree. But since my opinion did not jive with Koan about homosexuality, she feels that she can call me a narrow minded biggot. Well I finally put 2 and 2 together and figured she like to munch carpet. No prob. Her perogative. Have fun babe. Just keep it to yourself. Have a great day.

[Bullet]

Oooh, I didn't mean to cause offense. Just playing around, is all. :blush:

Sorry, man.No prob. Still gettin to know everybody. I can take a joke, I better be because I dish it out enough. Later, Bullet

[Ensign Steve]

It's 'jibe,' goddamnit! :fuming:

[Crumb]

I like the cut of your jiv, JD. :giggles:

[Ensign Steve]

Is that you being an asshole? I don't get it. :doh:

[Crumb]

:deepsigh:

I'm not a very good asshole.

[Ensign Steve]

:pat:

There there. Maybe you just need some bleach.

[CARLA]

:cheers2: :moped: :moped: Well look what we have here... LIVETORIDE, BULLET, KOAN, LC.. ME... Man they let anyone in here.. :wave: :wave:

BULLET, LOVE YOUR AVAITAR... :bow: :bow:

WELCOME.. :wave: :wave:

[Petra]

Just keep it to yourself.

Bullet, we have quite a few gay people here at this forum and they are as valued here as us straights.

Personally, I don't feel the need to have them 'keep it to themselves' any more than I feel the need to have the straights keep their sexuality to themselves. We even have a sexuality forum.

I hope that you can do one of two things here if homosexuality upsets you so much: Try not to read threads that are specifically 'gay' - and if you do read them, try not to respond if you're just going to dump vitriol on them.

As I said, their participation here is as valued as anyone else's, and many of us - gay and straight - have become good friends over the last couple of years.

[Dingfod]

I like the cut of your jiv, JD. :giggles:That's jib, you unbleached asshole.

[Crumb]

How do you know I don't bleach my asshole, worn?

[Ensign Steve]

I hope that you can do one of two things here if homosexuality upsets you so much: Try not to read threads that are specifically 'gay' - and if you do read them, try not to respond if you're just going to dump vitriol on them.

As I said, their participation here is as valued as anyone else's, and many of us - gay and straight - have become good friends over the last couple of years.

Bullet's participation is valued, too, even if he is brand spankin' new. I know I'm already enjoying the hell out of him. There's no reason to automatically assume that he is going to dump vitrol on anyone (unless you are privy to something I am not). To encourage him to not read or not respond threads is a bit premature. I think there are more than just two options for him. Like read, post, and express his opinion, sans vitrol.

[Petra]

Bullet's participation is valued, too, even if he is brand spankin' new. I know I'm already enjoying the hell out of him. There's no reason to assume that he is going to dump vitrol on anyone (unless you are privy to something I am not). To encourage him to not read or not respond threads is a bit premature. I think there are more than just two options for him. Like read, post, and express his opinion, sans vitrol.

True.

:yup:

[LiveToRide]

:cheers2: :moped: :moped: Well look what we have here... LIVETORIDE, BULLET, KOAN, LC.. ME... Man they let anyone in here.. :wave: :wave:

BULLET, LOVE YOUR AVAITAR... :bow: :bow:

WELCOME.. :wave: :wave:
CARLA!!!!! Yay! Carla's here!!!!! How's it goin' sweet lady??!!!
What a party we could have!!!
:djparty:

[CARLA]

:djparty: :frolic: :bliss: :slide: :slide: Doing good lady.. !! great to see you here.. Bullet as well.. he just cracks me up.. :wink: :wink:

[Dingfod]

How do you know I don't bleach my asshole, worn?When you get to be as old as I am, you just know these things. You'll find out, if you live long enough.

[Bullet]

Just keep it to yourself.

Bullet, we have quite a few gay people here at this forum and they are as valued here as us straights.

Personally, I don't feel the need to have them 'keep it to themselves' any more than I feel the need to have the straights keep their sexuality to themselves. We even have a sexuality forum.

I hope that you can do one of two things here if homosexuality upsets you so much: Try not to read threads that are specifically 'gay' - and if you do read them, try not to respond if you're just going to dump vitriol on them.

As I said, their participation here is as valued as anyone else's, and many of us - gay and straight - have become good friends over the last couple of years.Please don't mis-understand. I don't want people to stay in the closet, if your gay it's no big deal. I just don't like the actual activities put in my face. I don't go on here and tell everyone about my sexual exploits and I don't want to hear yours (well maybe) or theirs. I don't do in-appropriate things in public and it offends me when I see it, straight or gay. I have a couple of gay friends who are openly so. No biggie, I even went to their wedding. But they don't sit there and describe their form of intercourse with me. No prob.

[Petra]

I guess I did misunderstand you, and felt the strong desire to protect friends. Something I'm generally not known for, honest. :wink:


But it's all cool. Thanks for the explanation. :shake:

[Bullet]

I guess I did misunderstand you, and felt the strong desire to protect friends. Something I'm generally not known for, honest. :wink:


But it's all cool. Thanks for the explanation. :shake:Thanks for giving me the opportunity to explain, a luxury not afforded by others.

[Bullet]

Hey Carla, how ya doin sweetie, nice to see ya here. Hey I found a smiley just for LC, HEY LC, check it out. :miranda: :ladycop: :wiggum: :copno:

[LiveToRide]

and felt the strong desire to protect friends. :shake:
I'm SO glad to find that this is the practice here!!! It's considered narrow-minded elsewhere.

[viscousmemories]

Well for what it's worth the comment about koan being a carpet-muncher kinda made me think you might be anti-gay too. I'm glad to hear that's not the case. To be honest I'm not very interested in hearing what people do to each other behind closed doors either. Well, people I know anyway. I haven't even read half the threads in the Sexuality forum. I have nothing against watching videos of strangers, though. :D

Thanks for the explanation, Bullet.

[Ensign Steve]

I dunno. After 'cum gargling chode licker' or whatever, 'carpet muncher' sounds damn innocous to me!

[Petra]

and felt the strong desire to protect friends. :shake:
I'm SO glad to find that this is the practice here!!! It's considered narrow-minded elsewhere.

Yup. Sometimes it's misguided, but as long as it ends in some positive dialogue and open understanding, then everyone wins and the circle of friends grows and grows. :)

[Ensign Steve]

Yup. Sometimes it's misguided, but as long as it ends in some positive dialogue and open understanding, then everyone wins and the circle of friends grows and grows. :)

And if it is misguided, and we never end up holding hands and singing Kumbaya, so what? That shit is gay anyway.

[Petra]

True. But I'm a fucking hippy, a'right.

[Bullet]

Yup. Sometimes it's misguided, but as long as it ends in some positive dialogue and open understanding, then everyone wins and the circle of friends grows and grows. :)

And if it is misguided, and we never end up holding hands and singing Kumbaya, so what? That shit is gay anyway.Nice choice of words!! :lmao:

[Dingfod]

Yup. Sometimes it's misguided, but as long as it ends in some positive dialogue and open understanding, then everyone wins and the circle of friends grows and grows. :)Now I've got goosebumps.
/me shudders

[Ensign Steve]

True. But I'm a fucking hippy, a'right.
It's cool, man.

:bonghit:

[Bullet]

Well for what it's worth the comment about koan being a carpet-muncher kinda made me think you might be anti-gay too. I'm glad to hear that's not the case. To be honest I'm not very interested in hearing what people do to each other behind closed doors either. Well, people I know anyway. I haven't even read half the threads in the Sexuality forum. I have nothing against watching videos of strangers, though. :D

Thanks for the explanation, Bullet.Don't get me wrong, I have my personal feelings about the matter, and you may not like them, and the only time I express them is when I feel PC being pushed down my throat. Live and let live, I'm not their judge. Just don't put it in my face.

[Petra]

Don't bogart that bong.

And where's the frikkin beer, man?

[Petra]

Now I've got goosebumps.
* warrenly shudders


You're about to puke aren't you? :muahaha:

[Crumb]

:tapbeer:

[Petra]

Hey, Crumb, good man. I'll have a pint o'lager and a packet o'crisps, thanks.

[lady cop]

Hey Carla, how ya doin sweetie, nice to see ya here. Hey I found a smiley just for LC, HEY LC, check it out. :miranda: :ladycop: :wiggum: :copno: very very cool, LIVIUS created the LC smiley for me. i love her. :bow: i emailed carla to get her cute butt over here. she is one nice lady. one of my best friends always. i emailed shaguar too, he should be here in about 6 hours. bullet i always liked you and i do miss you elsewhere, i knew this was the right place for you.

[Crumb]

Hey, Crumb, good man. I'll have a pint o'lager and a packet o'crisps, thanks.

crisps? :chin: Must be an NZ thing...

[Bullet]

Hey Carla, how ya doin sweetie, nice to see ya here. Hey I found a smiley just for LC, HEY LC, check it out. :miranda: :ladycop: :wiggum: :copno: very very cool, LIVIUS created the LC smiley for me. i love her. :bow: i emailed carla to get her cute butt over here. she is one nice lady. one of my best friends always. i emailed shaguar too, he should be here in about 6 hours. bullet i always liked you and i do miss you elsewhere, i knew this was the right place for you.I like their corporate statement "Think what you like, say what you think" Yup, I'll get along here. Thanks LC, I owe ya one.

[viscousmemories]

Don't get me wrong, I have my personal feelings about the matter, and you may not like them, and the only time I express them is when I feel PC being pushed down my throat. Live and let live, I'm not their judge. Just don't put it in my face.
Well yeah, I really didn't think we were soulmates or anything. Your choice of "carpet muncher" where I would say "lesbian" was a pretty good indication that we see at least one thing differently. Nevertheless I promise not to call you a narrow-minded bigot, but I won't promise not to point out what I think are narrowminded and bigoted attitudes or beliefs if you should bring 'em up. I'm kind of opinionated myself. :D

[Petra]

crisps? :chin: Must be an NZ thing...

Potato chips. But it's more English than Kiwi to say "crisps".

"Two Pints of lager and a packet of crisps" was a song from the early British punk/boot boy/oi era. Can't remember who did it, but it was a funny song about some guy standing at the bar trying to place an order and not getting served.

[Bullet]

Don't get me wrong, I have my personal feelings about the matter, and you may not like them, and the only time I express them is when I feel PC being pushed down my throat. Live and let live, I'm not their judge. Just don't put it in my face.
Well yeah, I really didn't think we were soulmates or anything. Your choice of "carpet muncher" where I would say "lesbian" was a pretty good indication that we see at least one thing differently. Nevertheless I promise not to call you a narrow-minded bigot, but I won't promise not to point out what I think are narrowminded and bigoted attitudes or beliefs if you should bring 'em up. I'm kind of opinionated myself. :D
Deal... :handshake:

[beyelzu]

54. I just got that. :doh:
well, I dont get it, a little help?

[livius drusus]

I blame the new avatar. Until you're back in full smoking cock fettle you'll keep missing the obvious, like that LIV is 54 in Roman numerals.

[koan]

Geez. All I did was say 'hi'. :shrug:

BTW I was offline when you got banned and had nothing to do with it. Nice assumption you narrow minded...you get the picture.

You can call me a carpet muncher, bull bitch, bulldiker, bumper, butch, chapstick lesbian, chuff muncher, closet lez, cordless massager, crested hen, crack snacker, donut bumper, donut cruncher, eatalotopus, fanny nosher, finger artist, fish bandit, flap cracker, fluff, gap lapper, gash-guzzling gannet, gynander, kitty licker, lap hugger, lesberado, Lesbian Avenger, lover under the lap, minge eater, muff diver, pansy without a stem, rug muncher or sushi lover imply that I like to clam dive, dine at the Y, dip in the bush, dive in the canyon, drink at the fuzzy cup, eat a tuna sandwich, eat hair pie, go boating, go way down South in Dixie, or growl at the badger. I will always have something more clever or intelligent to say than you.

[Petra]

I will always have something more clever or intelligent to say than you.

Wow. In alphabetical order, no less.


/me heads straight for the Urban Dictionary to find out what half of that meant. ...Although I'm sure none of them meant chode.

[kensloft]

Bullet,
I listen to you bad mouth and lie about my girl and I seethe thinking about something to say to you but I DON'T HAVE TO BECAUSE EVERYTIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH... YOU DO IT FOR ME. THANKS. ASSHOLE.
kensloft :yup:

[Shake]

I will always have something more clever or intelligent to say than you.

Wow. In alphabetical order, no less.


* lunachick heads straight for the Urban Dictionary to find out what half of that meant. ...Although I'm sure none of them meant chode.
I'm pretty sure they were all synonyms of/slang for 'lesbian'.

Re the o.p.: we've got a 'Refer friends' page? Oh hell, there it is. Huh. And I just sent out a regular ol' email to a bunch of my friends instead.
/me looks around
Don't see any of 'em yet. They may or may not show up. Hey, liv or vm, if I sent them to http://www.freethought-forum.com they'll still be able to find their way in, right?

Where'd all you newbs come from that y'all know each other anyway? ... If you don't mind my asking. Y'all ain't from my neck of the internet -- but it's a big place.

Referrer id? Do we get some sort of credit for referring folks here? Oooh! Or do we win prizes? That'd be cool! :D

[viscousmemories]

1. Yup, as you've deduced the "Refer Friends" link is under "Quick Links" on the top menu.
2. We've disabled the referral system, though, so there are now prizes for inviting anyone.
3. People should probably be able to find their way in by starting at the home page, but if anyone thinks we need to make it easier to figure out we're open to suggestions.

[Bullet]

Bullet,
I listen to you bad mouth and lie about my girl and I seethe thinking about something to say to you but I DON'T HAVE TO BECAUSE EVERYTIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH... YOU DO IT FOR ME. THANKS. ASSHOLE.
kensloft :yup:ooooohhh Kensoft is seething, :angry: well I'm rubber and your glue..... come on, I can't be the first to call Koan on her pompous, narcissistic, ignominious, and arrogant self. If you don't like it, you might as well find another woman, because I won't be the last to point it out for sure. I am unable to see her post, though many enjoyed it, because she is on my ignore list, and it looks as though you will be too. Goodbye Kensoft. :wave: :asshat:

[Petra]

...we've got a 'Refer friends' page?

Heh. I read that as : "..we've got a 'Reefer friends' page", and I was all like, "wow, cool, where do I go" and stuff. But then I exhaled and the extra 'e' fell out. :blush:

[LiveToRide]

me a carpet muncher, bull bitch, bulldiker, bumper, butch, chapstick lesbian, chuff muncher, closet lez, cordless massager, crested hen, crack snacker, donut bumper, donut cruncher, eatalotopus, fanny nosher, finger artist, fish bandit, flap cracker, fluff, gap lapper, gash-guzzling gannet, gynander, kitty licker, lap hugger, lesberado, Lesbian Avenger, lover under the lap, minge eater, muff diver, pansy without a stem, rug muncher or sushi lover. I like to clam dive, dine at the Y, dip in the bush, dive in the canyon, drink at the fuzzy cup, eat a tuna sandwich, eat hair pie, go boating, go way down South in Dixie, or growl at the badger.
Is this your resume?

[livius drusus]

C'mon y'all. New forum, new vibe. See if you can't find new things to build a Corsican death grudge on here at FF. ;)

[koan]

Ho hum. :snore:

Did I miss something? I don't know why being on Bullet's ignore list would be considered a punishment or even something to ponder momentarily. Though I did note that he can't ignore me enough to avoid talking about me again. I suppose it was quite pompous of me to say hello. :killme:

LTR is it supposed to make you clever that you know how to quote?

BTW if anyone wants to know what actually happened the thread is here (http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4456&page=2&pp=10)

[Petra]

C'mon y'all. New forum, new vibe. See if you can't find new things to build a Corsican death grudge on here at FF. ;)

I agree. Leave the previous forum baggage at the fucking door. Get some new baggage.

[koan]

C'mon y'all. New forum, new vibe. See if you can't find new things to build a Corsican death grudge on here at FF. ;)
:appl:

[LiveToRide]

C'mon y'all. New forum, new vibe. See if you can't find new things to build a Corsican death grudge on here at FF. ;)
Now THAT'S funny! You're right livius. I am human and couldn't resist. Consider it dropped. (I can't speak for Bullet, of course.)
"Corsican death grudge"???? Too damn funny..... :peace:

[livius drusus]

You used the new peace smiley! Outstanding. I think this calls for a group hug. :squeeze:

[LiveToRide]

Thanks for having it made! (Or do you create them yourself?) Either way, Thanks! The peace sign is kinda my trademark....as ironic as that is....

[Bullet]

C'mon y'all. New forum, new vibe. See if you can't find new things to build a Corsican death grudge on here at FF. ;)Ok OK, but they started it!! LOL I don't care, I can't respond to any more of their posts thanks to the ignore thingy, so not another peep outta me. Nope, not me, won't say another thing. When I am told to stop I stop yessiree, won't hear me ramblin on and on and on and on and on. This is it and I mean it, yup, just gonna drop the whole thing and move on baby, cause I know when to shut up. A herd of wild horses could not drag it outta me to say anything else, nooooo way. :2thumbsup: yup, I'm all done babblin bout this stuff here boy I tell ya what. And when I am done, I am done. You can bet on that. :blahblah: I am not the energizer bunny, I won't keep on going and going and going and going, nope, not me. This is me shutin up. ............... .. ............see I can do it. Not a peep.

[livius drusus]

Thanks for having it made! (Or do you create them yourself?) Either way, Thanks! The peace sign is kinda my trademark....as ironic as that is....

:chuckle: I didn't make that particular one -- a certain emoticon genius named comino did that. I just found it.

(Psst! Hey LiveToRide, I don't know if you noticed, but your man is kinda sorta a wee bit silly. There's a woopie cushion on the seat of that Honda, isn't there? :giggle: )

[Bullet]

(Psst! Hey LiveToRide, I don't know if you noticed, but your man is kinda sorta a wee bit silly. There's a woopie cushion on the seat of that Honda, isn't there? :giggle: )Ruh Roh Rhaggy :scooby: The cat's out of the bag :bagcat:

[LiveToRide]

Thanks for having it made! (Or do you create them yourself?) Either way, Thanks! The peace sign is kinda my trademark....as ironic as that is....

:chuckle: I didn't make that particular one -- a certain emoticon genius named comino did that. I just found it.

(Psst! Hey LiveToRide, I don't know if you noticed, but your man is kinda sorta a wee bit silly. There's a woopie cushion on the seat of that Honda, isn't there? :giggle: )
A wee bit silly? That's kind of like saying "the Grand Canyon is a big hole in the ground." :D
Yep, there's a whoopie cushion....it's on MY seat!

[Petra]

Live to ride, ride to fart!

:cool:

[Bullet]

Live to ride, ride to fart!

:cool: :haha: :fart: :lmao:

[Corona688]

Bullet,
I listen to you bad mouth and lie about my girl and I seethe thinking about something to say to you but I DON'T HAVE TO BECAUSE EVERYTIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH... YOU DO IT FOR ME. THANKS. ASSHOLE.
kensloft :yup:ooooohhh Kensoft is seething, :angry: well I'm rubber and your glue..... come on, I can't be the first to call Koan on her pompous, narcissistic, ignominious, and arrogant self. If you don't like it, you might as well find another woman, because I won't be the last to point it out for sure. I am unable to see her post, though many enjoyed it, because she is on my ignore list, and it looks as though you will be too. Goodbye Kensoft. :wave: :asshat: We didn't "enjoy" it as much as found it "enlightening". If you decide to read it you'll figure out maybye you owe someone an apology, though whether you'd even care remains to be seen. I'm sure this forum will seem nice and friendly to you once you've gone through the userlist one by one and ignored everyone who speaks their mind, which apparently only you have license to do. Good day.

[Bullet]

Bullet,
I listen to you bad mouth and lie about my girl and I seethe thinking about something to say to you but I DON'T HAVE TO BECAUSE EVERYTIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH... YOU DO IT FOR ME. THANKS. ASSHOLE.
kensloft :yup:ooooohhh Kensoft is seething, :angry: well I'm rubber and your glue..... come on, I can't be the first to call Koan on her pompous, narcissistic, ignominious, and arrogant self. If you don't like it, you might as well find another woman, because I won't be the last to point it out for sure. I am unable to see her post, though many enjoyed it, because she is on my ignore list, and it looks as though you will be too. Goodbye Kensoft. :wave: :asshat: We didn't "enjoy" it as much as found it "enlightening". If you decide to read it you'll figure out maybye you owe someone an apology, though whether you'd even care remains to be seen. I'm sure this forum will seem nice and friendly to you once you've gone through the userlist one by one and ignored everyone who speaks their mind, which apparently only you have license to do. Good day.Let me remove some of the waiting, your right, I don't care, actually don't give a damn. Love me or hate me, I am going to be who I am.

Now I said I was going to let this go, but people just seem to keep wanting to taunt me with this thread. I am blocking this thread. This issue is dead as far as I am concerned. I am moving on, and so should all of you. Good night.

[Beth]

Please don't mis-understand. I don't want people to stay in the closet, if your gay it's no big deal. I just don't like the actual activities put in my face.

I understand that I may be a killjoy, but what exactly qualifies as putting it in your face?


I don't go on here and tell everyone about my sexual exploits and I don't want to hear yours (well maybe) or theirs. No, but in another fora in here, you seem willing to share something private. Gays might consider that as a hetro throwing private straight stuff in their face.

I don't do in-appropriate things in public and it offends me when I see it, straight or gay.
What qualifies as inappropriate to you? Some people find the mere sight of a gay couple holding hands or giving an affectionate embrace or quick smooch as inappropriate. But these are activities straights can do and they are often looked on with smiles or approval because they are a loving couple.
I have a couple of gay friends who are openly so. No biggie, I even went to their wedding. But they don't sit there and describe their form of intercourse with me. No prob.I hear a lot of people say things like this, then use slurs and mock gays behind their back for their sexual lives.

I don't want to know details of sex lives of many people, my mom hitting the number one slot, but straights often do share info about their sex lives, gays should be able to be as brazen as their straight peers.

Dunno, after following that thread and seeing the way you treat Koan, who is a very sweet person, I felt compelled to call you on what I perceive as your bigotry.

[Beth]

Oh, I just read the last post. Bullet, it seems, will not see my post. Oh well.

[slimshady2357]

1. Yup, as you've deduced the "Refer Friends" link is under "Quick Links" on the top menu.
2. We've disabled the referral system, though, so there are now prizes for inviting anyone.
3. People should probably be able to find their way in by starting at the home page, but if anyone thinks we need to make it easier to figure out we're open to suggestions.

There are prizes?! :cheer: :yes!: :cheer:

I'll be inviting everyone I know, what will I win??? :D






Oh, it was just a typo :sadcheer: :kickscan: :sadcheer:

[viscousmemories]

Oh, it was just a typo :sadcheer: :kickscan: :sadcheer:
:laugh: