Ex-zombie's secret gay crush on Crumb.

[Crumb]

I think since he is gone now, this is a good time to discuss this. I have the strange feeling that Ex-z has a secret gay crush on me. He has started two threads about me this week alone.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. I understand his attraction, but I just don't swing that way. So does anyone have any good ideas on how I can let him down easy? (Don't let him know that I am on to him.)

[Ensign Steve]

Well well well. The last horse finally crosses the finish line. :sarclap:

Trust me, electro-pimp. It was never a secret.

[livius drusus]

Wow. That makes all kinds of sense. I don't think he's said a single lewd thing to me since you burst onto the scene. :deepsigh:

[Dingfod]

Heh. liv, he probably thought you were a guy too.

[Crumb]

Hmm, I guess I can be a little slow. :dunce: But I am cute and loveable anyway. :gbear:

[Gurdur]

* makes notes to self *
* wonders how much livius drusus pays Ex-zombie and Crumb for the show *
* wonders if one can pay the two more to stage show on one's own bulletin board *
* wonders if one has enough ready cash for this *
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Ever on the alert for good ideas to plagiarize or good shows to steal.

[Crumb]

:greed:

[viscousmemories]

Heh. liv, he probably thought you were a guy too.
Come to think of it, he did! I'm too lazy to dig up a link, but for a while when he first got here he thought she was a guy. It's all so much clearer now. His poor wife.

[Crumb]

:giggle:

[Legs]

So does anyone have any good ideas on how I can let him down easy?

Tell him you're with me :flirty:

[Crumb]

ok. :didi:

[Dingfod]

Heh. liv, he probably thought you were a guy too.
Come to think of it, he did! I'm too lazy to dig up a link, but for a while when he first got here he thought she was a guy. It's all so much clearer now. His poor wife.I remember a thread where someone was asking for livius to post proof or retract, but that may have been at HH.

[Ex-zombie]

I think since he is gone now, this is a good time to discuss this. I have the strange feeling that Ex-z has a secret gay crush on me. He has started two threads about me this week alone.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. I understand his attraction, but I just don't swing that way. So does anyone have any good ideas on how I can let him down easy? (Don't let him know that I am on to him.)


Oh Crumb! :lecher:


Now, I am devastated that you do not return my feelings. :(


How will I be able to go on? Life is just not worth living if I cannot have Crumb! :faint:

[Crumb]

:cry: Oh you poor thing. :pat: You'll get over me Ex. There are plenty more fish in the sea. :redfish: :bfish: :fishy: :ofish: :greenfish: :tropicalfish: :blinkythefish:

It's not that I don't like you Ex. It's just the way things go sometimes. It may be hard, but one day you will forget all about little old me.

:cheerful:

[Sauron]

Oh, yeah. Right. Girlfriend.

http://www.electrovision.co.uk/cat/CAT_IMAGE/mirrorball.jpg

http://www.bubblestheartist.com/ceramics/whidtdt-bowl2.html

[Ex-zombie]

Wow. That makes all kinds of sense. I don't think he's said a single lewd thing to me since you burst onto the scene. :deepsigh:



That very scary visit from Blake might have something to do with that.:shudder:

[Crumb]

:pancakebunny:

How could something so cute fluffy and delicious be scary?

(Funny that :pancakebunny: doesn't pop up when I search for Blake.)

[Ensign Steve]

It's like I'm not even here. (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=48288&postcount=75)

[Crumb]

LD! Get your ass over here and fix this! :rant:

[Sauron]

It's like I'm not even here. (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=48288&postcount=75)

Did you say something? :yawn:

[justaman]

:pancakebunny:

There's just nothing better in this world than seeing someone passionately talking smack about something, and then seeing someone else respond with a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.

This is what life is all about, people. :yup:

[Dingfod]

:pancakebunny:

There's just nothing better in this world than seeing someone passionately talking smack about something, and then seeing someone else respond with a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.

This is what life is all about, people. :yup:No wonder I don't have a life.

[Sauron]

No wonder I don't have a life.

Put a pancake on your head.
Take a photo.
Post it here.

I guaran-damn-tee you that we'll make your life interesting, W. :D

[JoeP]

* makes notes to self *
* wonders how much livius drusus pays Ex-zombie and Crumb for the show *
* wonders if one can pay the two more to stage show on one's own bulletin board *
* wonders if one has enough ready cash for this *

/me wonders if Gurdur knows about the /me hack
/me wonders if Gurdur should get that for his bb

[Shake]

Smiley Hall of Champions. Bow your unworthy ass at their majestic feet!
What feet? Most of them don't have any!

Oh, and you should probably have checked better about Ex-z being gone, as he apparently wasn't (isn't?) yet.

[Crumb]

What feet? Most of them don't have any!

Oh, and you should probably have checked better about Ex-z being gone, as he apparently wasn't (isn't?) yet.

Gee shake, you're a quick one. :rolleye1:

[JoeP]

* makes notes to self *
* wonders how much livius drusus pays Ex-zombie and Crumb for the show *
* wonders if one can pay the two more to stage show on one's own bulletin board *
* wonders if one has enough ready cash for this *

* JoeP wonders if Gurdur knows about the /me hack
* JoeP wonders if Gurdur should get that for his bb
/me wonders if Gurdur should implement Cuneiform numerals for postcounts at his board