Okay, there are just WAAAAY too many people viewing this forum..

[Sauron]

...it's 12:30 am EST. I'm drunk.

There are apparently 8 or 9 people currently viewing this forum. But only yours truly is posting anything.

No posts? No chatty-chat-chat? No witty repartee?

Are we facing a drought of freethought humor? Do we need to cross-pollinate with ChristianForums to get the old juices rolling again?

Don't make me summon lunachick. Remember what happened last time she had to lay down the law! :whup: :whup: :whup: :whup: :whup:

[Crumb]

I've been posting. Am I not witty enough for you! :asshat:

[Dingfod]

Again, I am invisible. I guess I'm on someone's Ignore list.

[Ensign Steve]

Sauron, you are drunk.

LadyCop and all that rifraff she brought with her are having a circle-jerk in the "How the heck do I do this???" thread. Crumb and Ex-Zombie are doing their freaky gay shit all over at least two threads. Lunachick had the bong last time I checked. I'm trying to go to bed, but I'm waiting until there are no new posts. I've been at it for almost four hours. Pay attention!

[Petra]

:giggle:

[Crumb]

I"M NOT GAY!!!!11!!1!11one

[Sauron]

I've been posting. Am I not witty enough for you! :asshat:


Witty enough? Is it crunchy? Is it scrumptious? It is deliciously crunchable?

Have you figured out where my quotation (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53142&postcount=35) comes from, precious? Eh?

[Ensign Steve]

Make that four. (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=54029&postcount=891)

Have you figured out where my quotation comes from, precious? Eh?
Should I let Spot out of the bag? I think we've given them more than enough time.

[Sauron]

I"M NOT GAY!!!!11!!1!11one



Right. (http://www.bubblestheartist.com/ceramics/whidtdt-bowl2.html)

[Crumb]

Am I missing something?

[Ensign Steve]

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200306/tng-269-data-possessed-by-mas/320x240.jpg

[Crumb]

Eh...ok... Is this something I have to be a trek geek to get? :scratch:

[Sauron]

:spock:

[LiveToRide]

LadyCop and all that rifraff she brought with her are having a circle-jerk in the "How the heck do I do this???" thread.
Ya know, I was gonna go curl up with my book and wait for my "partner in riff-raff" to come home from work. Something sucked me back in....What makes you think we're riff-raff? What brought you to this enlightened conclusion? The biker thing? I display it proudly under my name. Or perhaps the homophobia thing? Something else? Or just being cute?
Curious....
And it's: "How the HELL do I do this?" Not "heck"...take a walk on the wild side, Steve. Go ahead...say it....

[Dragoon]

I've been posting. Am I not witty enough for you! :asshat:


Witty enough? Is it crunchy? Is it scrumptious? It is deliciously crunchable?

Have you figured out where my quotation (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53142&postcount=35) comes from, precious? Eh?

Time, time. The answer is what it gots in its pocketses, my precious.

[Sauron]

LadyCop and all that rifraff she brought with her are having a circle-jerk in the "How the heck do I do this???" thread.
Ya know, I was gonna go curl up with my book and wait for my "partner in riff-raff" to come home from work. Something sucked me back in....What makes you think we're riff-raff? What brought you to this enlightened conclusion? The biker thing? I display it proudly under my name. Or perhaps the homophobia thing? Something else? Or just being cute?
Curious....
And it's: "How the HELL do I do this?" Not "heck"...take a walk on the wild side, Steve. Go ahead...say it....

OK. This thread was just fun teasing that I started while sobering up from too many beers.

I don't think that Steve intended anything by his comment. He was probably just chiming in with the general drift of the thread.

I went and read the other thread in question. I haven't sorted out the players here yet. It appears that there might be some freethinking cops on the board. That's great; my dad was a deputy sheriff and then became a prison guard. I love hanging out with cops. But there are also gays and lesbians here. And who knows - maybe some of the gays/lesbians are also cops.

They say that dogs always look happy because they know they only have 10 or 12 years to live. We're only here a short time. Live and let live.

[LiveToRide]

Umm, Sauron? I was just goofing around, too. My cynical nature and dry humor seem to come across as aggressive when communicating this way. I shoulda used smileys but I'm just lazy!
:tiphat:

[Godless Dave]

Sorry, I ran into traffic on the way to work so I didn't get here until 45 minutes ago. And then I had some actual work to do. Followed by reading Slashdot.

[Petra]

Steve's a gal. :cool:

They say that dogs always look happy because they know they only have 10 or 12 years to live. We're only here a short time. Live and let live.

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years, and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed.


On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty, and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again.


On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."


So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years, we slave in the
sun to support our family; for the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

[HelenM]

...it's 12:30 am EST. I'm drunk.

There are apparently 8 or 9 people currently viewing this forum. But only yours truly is posting anything.

Coincidence? I think not :D

Helen

[livius drusus]

Damn, Sauron, you must have been really drunk, because posted like crazy last night. Incidentally, the appropriate thing to do to prove your drunkeness is play J20 (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=play&gameid=42) and rave incoherently everytime you miss.