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Sauron
04-06-2005, 08:40 PM
:doh:
Why is Texas, like, a huge Ground Zero petri dish for breeding fundie idiots?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7404743/


Texas oilman seeks gusher from God in Israel
Zion Oil & Gas founder using Bible to find oil
Updated: 10:07 a.m. ET April 6, 2005

KIBBUTZ MAANIT, Israel - A Texas oilman is using his Bible as a guide to finding oil in the Holy Land.

John Brown, a born-again Christian and founder of Zion Oil & Gas of Dallas, can quote chapter and verse about his latest drilling venture in Israel, where his company has an oil and gas exploration license covering 96,000 acres.

“Most blessed of sons be Asher. Let him be favored by his brothers and let him dip his foot in oil,” Brown quotes from Moses’s blessing to one of the 12 Tribes of Israel in Deuteronomy 33:24.

Standing next to a 177-foot derrick at Kibbutz Maanit in northern Israel, Brown said the passage indicated there is oil lying beneath the biblical territory of the Tribe of Asher, where the agricultural community is located.

Geological surveys and an attempt by an Israeli-based company to find oil at the same site 10 years ago, a venture he said was abandoned for lack of funds, led Brown to pick the spot where new drilling will begin this week.

Brown said he raised money for “Project Joseph” from fellow evangelical Christians in the United States.

“From the investment standpoint, they certainly hope to have a return of the money,” he said. “But the basis of it is Genesis, chapter 12.”

In that passage, God promises to shower blessings on those who bless the “great nation” sired by the Hebrew patriarch Abraham.

viscousmemories
04-06-2005, 11:49 PM
Why is Texas, like, a huge Ground Zero petri dish for breeding fundie idiots?
I think it's the heat. We're incapable of thinking as clearly as people in other states, so we're all meat-eating, oil-drinking, evangelical Christians to the man here. :P

Ensign Steve
04-07-2005, 01:28 AM
I disagree. I found lots of cool, smart people in Texas, and lots of people from there are cool and smart. Then again, there's a shitload of evangelicals in California. There's a shitload of everyone there; it's the most populous state. I guess you just have to know where to look, and not generalize the people a whole region based on one or two nutjobs with good PR. :shrug:

Crumb
04-07-2005, 01:39 AM
Please let them find no oil.

Petra
04-07-2005, 05:21 AM
Please let them find no oil.

My thoughts, too, Crumb.