Your Favorite Creative Handle Mutilation

[livius drusus]

You know when someone inadvertantly misspells your handle? Or when they do it on purpose to fuck with you? As long as it's not something feeble like using the wrong case (I'm :glare:ing at you Crumb), I get a big kick out of that kind of thing.

My favorite was when Apostate Abe called me livius dreyfus. :giggle: I'm also loving latin's recent LisaShea thing. I picture some horrible gene splicing/cloning accident creating a lisarea and LadyShea combined into one being of immense power. It boggles the mind, doesn't it?

Do y'all have any favorites along these lines, either done to you or someone else?

[Godless Wonder]

On another board, I'm "Ferrous Lepidoptera" Someone once called me "Ferris Buelleropedia" another time, "Iron Bofo"

[livius drusus]

:laugh: Oh man, that Ferris one is priceless. Did you feel honored?

[wei yau]

I want a new handle.

No one ever misspells mine, inadvertently or intentionally.

Hmm...now I'll have to think one up.

[Skep]

When latinijral gets mad at me, he calls me Skeptupid. :D I love getting him riled up. :D In the old days at JREF, Franko was great at mutilating handles. For example, Upchurch was Upchimp and Joshua Korosi was Joke you are Carouser. :D

[godfry n. glad]

I always thought "viciousmemories" was more to the point.

[livius drusus]

Upchimp! :rofl: Oh man, that's just too good.

[godfry n. glad]

When latinijral gets mad at me, he calls me Skeptupid. :D I love getting him riled up. :D In the old days at JREF, Franko was great at mutilating handles. For example, Upchurch was Upchimp and Joshua Korosi was Joke you are Carouser. :D

Upchimp? Jeez... I would've gone for the obvious: Upchuck.

[godfry n. glad]

Hmm... Nobody's come up with "lividass"?

I note that there are those, JoeP amongst them, who are using gorfry for me... I'm surprised nobody's made it to "gadfly" yet.

[Godless Wonder]

:laugh: Oh man, that Ferris one is priceless. Did you feel honored? No, not really, I didn't know the guy well, it was obvious he just didn't remember what it really was and couldn't be bothered to look it up or type it all out, so he used a humorous made up butchering that would be recognizeable.

Once when I was with a friend driving around in Washington, and we got somewhat lost (he was at the wheel) I said "Nice job, Suckagawea." (I'd been saving that one up for a few years.)

[viscousmemories]

I always thought "viciousmemories" was more to the point.
That's usually just a mistake, though. When they're trying it's Vicious Mammaries.

[Celsus]

Fahrenhet.

[LadyShea]

I rather enjoy the thought of being mind melded with lisarea. We could be even more frigthtening than MegaBarbaraStreisand.

[lisarea]

I rather enjoy the thought of being mind melded with lisarea. We could be even more frigthtening than MegaBarbaraStreisand.

Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE!

Yeah, I liked that too. Made me wonder if there was actual conflation involved, if it was some underhanded accusation of sockpuppetry, or just general headfog.

I don't usually get any interesting ones online. People call me liserea or lisarae or something boring like that. "Lisa Pea," though, came from a sloppy replacement birth certificate, an actual real name mutilation. It was handwritten, so I couldn't tell if it was actually "Pea" or just "Rea" with an abortive R, so I just decided to use it as my secret crime identity.

[maddog]

My favorite was when Apostate Abe called me livius dreyfus. :giggle:
And the variant, livius doofus . . . combined with "scooty" for "scotty" which then became "scooty doofus" for a while. That really made me laugh.

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[livius drusus]

Oh yeah! I had forgotten the scooty doofus follow-up. You're right maddog; that was damned funny. :laughcry:

[Corona688]

One I will always remember is "Lunahick". They say it was an accident...sure. :P

[livius drusus]

Oh yeah! Bullet called her lunachunk.

/me laughs and laughs.

[justaman]

Some fucker called me justaboy one time.

Old people, man.

[Crumb]

Nobody fucks with my name. :whup:

[justaman]

Nobody fucks with my name. :whup:
Well I mean if you call yourself 'Crumb' you can't get much lower. Same sort of rationale as why infantry call themselves grunts.

You have labelled yourself an insignificant speck of nothing and we respect that.

[Crumb]

It's supposed to be ironic. :P

[Sauron]

Occasionally my handle gets changed/mutilated, and it comes out "Pookie Cuddle Bear."

I've never understood why..... :chin:

[Jacey]

I just like when people think I'm a chick.

Cause if I was a chick I'd be hot. But I'm not.

I shave my legs anyway though.

[Brimshack]

Nobody fucks with my name. :whup:

Yeah, that would be a Crime.

[Celsus]

Nobody fucks with my name. :whup:
That's just asking for it, Crumpet.

[maddog]

Once at II, somebody pointed out that "maddog" backwards is, . . . well . . . :blush:

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[JoeP]

I try to avoid the temptation to use known irritations like Livius Drusus or LD. But sometimes it's apt and necessary. I like to exploit the typos like gorfry (come on, people, it has a ring) and unknowing errors like LisaShea. Actual creative mutilation? We'll have to see.

Sorry, elder, nothing comes to mind. And I agree, there's not much you can do with Crumbo.

[TomJoe]

I have three letters in my other handle (nyj), easy enough, no?

I can't begin to tell you how many people refer to me as njy.

One person used to call me "nidge". :glare:

[livius drusus]

njy is a little close to New Jersey to for comfort. Much like New York, really.

[Petra]

One I will always remember is "Lunahick". They say it was an accident...sure. :P

LOL! I'd forgotten about that. :chuckle:

[Petra]

Oh yeah! Bullet called her lunachunk.

* livius drusus laughs and laughs.


Did he?! Th'Bastard!

Where'd he do that, then?

I'm gonna beat him up. :whup:

[Sweetie]

I hated when someone called me Mrs. T. :whup:

My favorite is when I called livius - livius drivius.

That was just accidental, the words livius and drusus have no meaning for me and nothing to identify them with so it was just a memory thing I guess. :P Seriously though, the closest thing to drusus is drifus and it had crossed my mind before, lol.

[Soubrette]

I hated when someone called me Mrs. T. :whup:

My favorite is when I called livius - livius drivius.

That was just accidental, the words livius and drusus have no meaning for me and nothing to identify them with so it was just a memory thing I guess. :P Seriously though, the closest thing to drusus is drifus and it had crossed my mind before, lol.

I think livius drusius was a roman bloke who advocated giving Italians Roman citizinship (and the rights that came with them). I think he was killed in the end.

But I may be completely and utterly wrong - all those Roman names sound the same to me :(

Sou

[Skep]

Another one from JREF... A poster, 1inChrist, is being called 1inCh by a number of folks. :D

[Beth]

I just like when people think I'm a chick.

Cause if I was a chick I'd be hot. But I'm not.

I shave my legs anyway though.
I have a feeling a lot of the chicas think you are hot in spite of your masculinity.

[Beth]

I got called Jahsucksme once, I had the handle as Jahrulesme. I'm even in WinAce's Christians say the derndest things site.

Other than that, I never had someone screw up my name. Maybe someone called me Beth le ham once.

[livius drusus]

My favorite is when I called livius - livius drivius.

/me giggles
That's pretty funny. It's sort of phonetically amusing, if you know what I mean.


I think livius drusius was a roman bloke who advocated giving Italians Roman citizinship (and the rights that came with them). I think he was killed in the end.

But I may be completely and utterly wrong - all those Roman names sound the same to me :(

Please tell me you were just fucking with me when you called him (and me) livius drusius, Sou. Cause, ya know, that just ain't right. :nojustno:

Here's (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=15796#post15796) an explanation of the man and why I dig him.

[Crumb]

That's just asking for it, Crumpet.

:giggle: That's a winner. :wink:

[Soubrette]

[Please tell me you were just fucking with me when you called him (and me) livius drusius, Sou. Cause, ya know, that just ain't right. :nojustno:

Here's (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=15796#post15796) an explanation of the man and why I dig him.

Just seeing if you were awake ;)

Thanks for the url though :yup:

Sou

[copiae]

Occasionally, when people try and spell copiae, they adopt the cop[random combinations of i & a]e approach (occasionally with a few e's thrown in for good measure).

For some reason, I find that to be funny, in a good way :).

[koan]

I had someone call me Coan. It wouldn't be funny except he called his poems "To Coan" parts I and II and professed his love for me. You'd think he'd at least remember my name if it was true love :whup:

[Ensign Steve]

Another one from JREF... A poster, 1inChrist, is being called 1inCh by a number of folks. :D

:roflmao:

[viscousmemories]

:roflmao:
I just now got that... I thought it was a play on "lynch" the first time I read it. (Which isn't so funny.)

[justaman]

I have three letters in my other handle (nyj), easy enough, no?

I can't begin to tell you how many people refer to me as njy.

One person used to call me "nidge". :glare:
Hey its nyj! :wave:

I never had the chance to kick you in the ass for not moderating GA on CF anymore. :sadcheer: Since you and seebs quit it's like freakin Auschwitz.