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ChuckF
09-03-2010, 05:51 AM
Hey guys.

Tonight my aunt e-mailed the family with some bad news, asking for advice, and I want to help but I'm not sure what to tell her. My little cousin is 10 (maybe 11?) and he just started 5th grade at a new school. Until now he has been going to a private school, but he really wanted to go to a public school where some of his friends from soccer go, and his parents finally agreed. I thought that was good because this private school seemed a little bit slack and kind of Jesus-freakish, but that was just my opinion and I admittedly didn't have much factual basis for it. He's a bright kid and it just didn't seem like the private school challenged him very much. Anyway, he was really excited to start a new school year at this public school with his friends.

Tonight my aunt e-mailed everyone and told us that he had failed penis inspection this afternoon, and she and my uncle don't know what to do. My cousin is obviously really upset and says he wants to go back to private school now. I remember penis inspection day being like school picture day - pretty much a non-event - but apparently schools have started taking it a lot more seriously recently, probably out of fear of lawsuits.

Thoughts?

Deadlokd
09-03-2010, 05:55 AM
The fuck is penis inspection day? :whatthefuck:

livius drusus
09-03-2010, 05:56 AM
Please tell me this is a troll.

ChuckF
09-03-2010, 06:25 AM
Well the letter from the school made it sound pretty serious. They may let him stay home tomorrow and I think they are going to meet with the principal on Monday.

Naru
09-03-2010, 06:26 AM
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6886&stc=1&d=1283491582

Deadlokd
09-03-2010, 06:28 AM
Are you sure they haven't sent him to a Catholic school by mistake?

Qingdai
09-03-2010, 07:31 AM
Oy!

erimir
09-03-2010, 08:06 AM
I thought they stopped doing penis inspection day because of that time the penises exploded and killed all the kids and then they had to go to different schools.

Gonzo
09-03-2010, 08:35 AM
[Thanks] for the psy-chi Eval

Leesifer
09-03-2010, 09:15 AM
What exactly did he fail on? Size, cleanliness, colour? How are we supposed to help if we don't have the details?

Gonzo
09-03-2010, 10:28 AM
I assume he failed at sticking it in anyone's eye.

ChuckF
09-03-2010, 01:56 PM
Size, cleanliness, colour? ... details?
I have reported this post to the moderators. I'm sorry, but I just don't think it's appropriate for members to ask for "details" about my 10 year old cousin's penis. Is that kind of thing allowed on The Free Thought Talk Forums?

Gonzo
09-03-2010, 02:01 PM
:pedobear:

lisarea
09-03-2010, 02:09 PM
Size, cleanliness, colour? ... details?
I have reported this post to the moderators. I'm sorry, but I just don't think it's appropriate for members to ask for "details" about my 10 year old cousin's penis. Is that kind of thing allowed on The Free Thought Talk Forums?

You said yourself that he might be 11.

Demimonde
09-03-2010, 03:10 PM
Being Chuck's little cousin he probably failed because he kicked the coach in the nuts and told him to GTFO. The tears must be from laughter I imagine.

BTW how's his dog doing, Chuck? You know the one they sent to live on a big old farm with lots of room and bunnies to chase where he'd be so much happier?

Gonzo
09-03-2010, 04:10 PM
Rover? :tear: ...But... but I thought you said Rover ran away to Hollywood to make the sequel of Mary-Kate and Ashley's Poodle Parade, Mary-Kate and Ashley's Poodle Parade 2: The Case of the Missing Pudding Pop in Paris and that he would be back just as soon as I stopped peeing myself and got a real job... Isn't that what you said? Didn't you say that? :tremble: I didn't know Mary Kate and Ashley lived on a farm...

ChuckF
09-03-2010, 04:36 PM
Gonzo, that was weeks ago. Time to grow up and move on.

irukandji
09-03-2010, 05:05 PM
i was at a meeting with the pricipal
and guidance counselor yesterday
because my son also failed the penis
test and they cannot decide if they
will let him in the boys' locker room or make
him use a storage closet for changing....

srsly


have a great senior year, son

Gonzo
09-03-2010, 05:07 PM
You're right. It's okay, Chuck.

Anyway, I'm over with Rover.

Now I want one of those farm bunnies. :squeezle:

Dingfod
09-03-2010, 08:50 PM
You sure they didn't send him to pubic school by mistake?

BracesForImpact
09-04-2010, 04:54 AM
Well, he is a relative of Chucks, does the man have to say it out loud? Isn't it embarrassing enough already? Obviously his penis is too small.

Can an 11 year old take Extenze?