You Bastards! How Could You!?!

[Crumb]

I hope you folks knnw that by not posting shit to this bloody forum you are forcing me to...*gasp*...do my fucking work! :eek:

How can you live with yourselves knowing you have driven me to this?

:workload: :student: :tired:

[livius drusus]

Screw that work crap. Write us an article instead.

[Crumb]

About what? :chin:

[livius drusus]

What about all that sciency stuff you were bragging about in chat? Are you really good at backgammon? How about a movie or book review? You're a teacher. Tell me a heart-warming story of miscommunication and finding understanding, possibly with a bittersweet tragedy as fulcrum like in Dangerous Minds or Kindergarden Cop or The Substitute 3: This Year They'll All Be My Bitches.

Whatever jives your turkey, baby.

[Crumb]

I am not feeling incredibly enlightened right now. Anyway, how would I go about writing an article if'n I thought of something?

[livius drusus]

Write in a txt file or Word doc and send it to me for proofing at admins@freethought-forum.com. You know you want to.

[Crumb]

:twitch:

[CARLA]

OK CRUMB Start writing :student: :write: I had a rough day on the job.. ready to read some of your pearls of wisdom.. :clever: Heck just something funny would work for me.. :highfive2:

[Crumb]

That's too much pressure! Crumb is going to crack! :panic:

[CARLA]

:screw: No pressure :wink: I have complete faith in you CRUMB..You can do it.. :cool:

[kensloft]

That's too much pressure! Crumb is going to crack! :panic:
cRUMB IF YOU CRACK DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU'LL FORGET ABOUT THAT OTHER UNMENTIONBLE THREAD? yOU SHOULD DO YOUR WORK :yup: . wILL IT TAKE YOU ALL WEEKEND TO DO IT? yOU SHOULD GO DO YOUR WORK. yOU'LL FEEL GOOD :D IF YOU DO YOUR WORK INSTEAD OF WASTING YOUR TIME HERE. wHEN YOUR WORK IS DONE :cool: YOU'LL BE ABLE TO WRITE A STORY OR TWO FOR LIV, A STORY OR THREE FOR CARLA AND I WOULD WANT A MERE THREE TO FIVE REALLY SHORT THIRTY THOUSAND WORD SHORT STORIES TO HELP ME WHILE AWAY THE LONG, ARDUOUS HOURS OF KNOWING THAT YOU ARE HARD AT WORK AND NOT WASTING YOUR TIME HERE :popcorn: . yOU WILL BE FINISHED IN NO TIME AT ALL. :wave:

[Crumb]

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[ceptimus]

How come that Caps Lock key has a drawing of a Christmas tree on it? None of my PCs have that feature. :(