View Full Version : Things to do before the cansarz take you
Deadlokd
02-11-2011, 04:37 AM
If you had a limited amount of time left (say, four months without parvovirus intervention) what would you do before your body said no more?
I've already listed the usual high adrenalin activities, including lion fucking, elsewhere but what else would affirm your last bit of life? Would you use the last few months to give to others? Would you blow all your cash to travel as far as you could? Would you search out gastronomic delicacies to sample?
I'd post about Jews on an internet forum.
ChuckF
02-11-2011, 04:44 AM
Am I the only person who remembers Joe Versus the Volcano?
ETA: holy shit, I had no idea that stupid movie was responsible for this excellent cover of Sixteen Tons:
YouTube - Eric Burdon - Sixteen Tons - Joe Versus the Volcano Theme
Ensign Steve
02-11-2011, 01:52 PM
I'd go to Mars!
BrotherMan
02-11-2011, 02:24 PM
Get your ass to Mars.
:rainier:
irukandji
02-11-2011, 02:30 PM
practically, i would spend a month with each of my 4 kids to
impart last bits of alleged wisdom and love that i would assure
them could never possiblly die even when i would....
fantastically, i would really like a dive in one of those deep sea submersibles,
take a cruise of the antarctic, hot air balloon ride to see the remarkables (NZ),
swim with dolphins/whales, see elephants migrating in the wild, meet sarah
brightman or lucy lawless (translation: french kiss either one of those hella hot
women, preferably both), experience recreational heroin use, get behind the
scenes access at the museum of egyptian antiquities in cairo.....
i dont have an actual bucket list, so that is off the top of my head...
undoubtedly there could be so much other stuff....
oh, and world peace
Gonzo
02-11-2011, 02:42 PM
World peace.
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Mario-Lopez-Miss-America-Host-2010-500x694.jpg
ITSOZAZ
02-11-2011, 03:39 PM
oh i'd get high. for sure.
beyelzu
02-11-2011, 04:33 PM
Hows that different though?
beyelzu
02-11-2011, 04:34 PM
I would have some good bourbon and coke zero and smoke a bowl, but not because I found out that I only had a few months to live but because its a weekday.
Ensign Steve
02-11-2011, 04:35 PM
bey and itsozaz ... living every day as though it were their last. :aww:
freemonkey
02-11-2011, 08:42 PM
I would give all my crap (books, art supplies and other assorted shit) to people who would like to have it. I would love to travel and see as much of the world as I could, but I can't afford that and would not want to leave my husband with the bill. So.... I'd probably just eat whatever I wanted to and maybe start smoking again during the last month. Beyond that, I'd have to really think about it...
Ymir's blood
02-11-2011, 11:38 PM
I want to be a dentist.
Deadlokd
02-11-2011, 11:46 PM
Okay. Live the dream.
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