Waaa! These games suck.

[Farren]

I can't play any of the arcade games. I always get a broken quicktime symbol. That sucks because I would be PWN you all if I could play.

[Chiron]

That could indicate either that you don't have the correct plugin installed, or that you'd be so totally pwnzed by Yours Truly that your computer is protecting you from the humiliation. One or the other. Or something else.

For the plugin issue, I'd suggest macromedia.com -- I don't know exactly where the plugin resides on their servers, so look around. I unfortunately don't know what you'd do about the second issue except for getting a titaniadermal procedure done on your whole body, and fortifying your brainpan with high-performance antimortification resonance projectors. And for the third issue, I suggest you might try something or other, or maybe something completely different.

K

[Dingfod]

Anyone could pwn me at video games. I am teh suxxor. Blind, deaf and dumb Helen Keller could beat me like a dirty rug. She'd drop me like a dirty shirt. She'd pimpslap me at the game of my choice. Hell, farren, using non-existent mental telepathy, could beat me with one lobe of his brain tied behind his back. He'd pwn me like nobody has ever been pwnd. Nobody is a bigger loser than I. Nobody, I tell you. Nobody.

Warren

[livius drusus]

Maybe it's the exhaustion talking, but damn, warren, that's some funny shit.

[JoeP]

Just so's you can eliminate the location or connectivity aspects, I have no problem loading the games over my pathetic 16K dial-up line into Tiscali. It's my pathetic amount of time spent on the games that's holding me back.

I'm using myie2/maxthon and I have flash enabled (kind of important :) ). (You don't really mean quicktime do you?)

Do you see a "Macromedia Flash Enabled" button (tooltip: "Get Flash Player")? Get it.

[freemonkey]

I can't play any of the arcade games. I always get a broken quicktime symbol. That sucks because I would be PWN you all if I could play.

What browser are you using, Farren? I was just reading about Quicktime taking over Flash, and what to do about it. (http://plugindoc.mozdev.org/faqs/flash.html#new-quicktime). Could that be your problem? Or are you just a scairdypants? :chicken2:

[Farren]

What browser are you using, Farren? I was just reading about Quicktime taking over Flash, and what to do about it. (http://plugindoc.mozdev.org/faqs/flash.html#new-quicktime). Could that be your problem? Or are you just a scairdypants? :chicken2:


Thank you!

Thank you thank you! Thank you!.

Your monkey is about to be spanked! Prepare to be owned. By me.

[livius drusus]

I bet you can't snag freemonkey's J20 title.

[Farren]

I bet you can't snag freemonkey's J20 title.

Perhaps not. But it only took a few hours for me to become the new Blackjack champion :D (Sorry Goliath)

p.s. I've worked out an failsafe algorithm that seems to ensure that your cash generally increases without fail in Blackjack. I stopped as soon as I passed the high score because its the wee hours of the mornng here, but if anyone wants the spoiler, PM me

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On the other hand, don't bother. I want to be the unbeatable champion of something for a while, at least

Don't even try stealing my title you sunomubutches, I will take it back immediately. Heheh. :)