If you like your chicks obedient

[Farren]

www.subservientchicken.com

A friend of mind just sent me this link. Somebody had to do it.

[Petra]

That's hilarious! I've got the poor thing cleaning the house. It's tail feathers make a fine duster. :D

[Scotty]

I liked "find <something>" (I did waldo) and "lay and egg", "watch TV"

-Scott

Hmm, I said "vacuum floor" but I have no idea what he/it did...?

prene, air guitar, jumping jacks, pushups, touch your toes.
I like this guy.

[livius drusus]

I told him to get on his knees and he bowed. I'm not feeling thoroughly subserved, if you know what I mean.

[Farren]

I must admit I had a complete blank when it came to actually giving an instruction. All I could think of was "lick me", which causes it to preen and lick itself. Dumb chicken.

[One for Sorrow]

Y'know, for all the chicken's faults, he's still smarter than the Subservient President. (http://www.sputnik7.com/domains/subservientpresident.net/)

[PastorFreud]

Hah! I had mine dancing.

[Petra]

Y'know, for all the chicken's faults, he's still smarter than the Subservient President. (http://www.sputnik7.com/domains/subservientpresident.net/)

ROFL. Did you get him to do a magic trick?
:didi:

He's funny. I also got him to take a new oath, bomb Montana, show me his foreign policy, dance, drink a beer (though I think he actually drank a bottle of whiskey), find WMD's, and to grin and wave his finger at me when I told him to scratch like a chimp. :D

Oooh, he just shook his fist at me and grimaced when I told him to kill Rumsfeld. :blush:

[Dingfod]

ROFL. Did you get him to do a magic trick?
:didi: Just mention Saddam or Osama, that'll do it.


Warren

[Goliath]

I'm not feeling thoroughly subserved, if you know what I mean.

Well, why didn't you say so? :D :innocent:

[Gawen]

I told it to make me some chicken soup....and the bugger flipped me the feather.