I want a justaman smilie dammit

[justaman]

Pander to me.

[Legs]

:donkey:

[livius drusus]

Oh that's it. It's Agnetha for you, buddy.

[justaman]

Oh that's it. It's Agnetha for you, buddy.
Nooooo :cryhome:

[viscousmemories]

:donkey:
:roflmao:

[Crumb]

:donkey:

That's a good one. I was going to suggest :asshat:. :yup:

[godfry n. glad]

:dddp:

[godfry n. glad]

:donkey:

That's a good one. I was going to suggest :asshat:. :yup:

Actually, I disagree. I think it demeans the donkey. Donkeys (equus asinus) are very smart and agreeable animals.

I think :asshat: to be much more apposite.

[Ensign Steve]

Yeah, I want one, too! I lurve that a search on my username points to all the Trek smilies, don't get me wrong! :fflove: But there really needs to be a chubby, blonde Redshirt.

If :ladycop: and :sammich: and :fishie: and :pancakebunny: and :livcrop: and :7of9: get one, then I think everyone should get one. It's only fair.

[Crumb]

Hey, that's not me! That's just a sammich with crumbs! I want my own smilie! Oh wait I have one: :pimpin:

[Ymir's blood]

My search turns up:

:cthulhu: :cthulhu2: :cthulhu3:

Plus!

:\

[pescifish]

I hardly think there were any particular users in mind when :fishie: was named. In fact, I seem to recall it was JoeP who requested more fish smilies. Geesh, now I think I'm gonna cry or something.
:cryhome: :cry: :byecry: :pms:

Oh wait, that's the wrong attitude! Yeah, all of those fish are mine, Mine, ALL MINE! :muahaha:

[livius drusus]

Are you kidding? I'm always looking out for fish for you. Do you think I'd have as many as I do just because JoeP asked me for more ages and ages ago? Pshaw. :poke:

[justaman]

I am not having a jackass smilie. :brooding:

[Crumb]

I am not having a jackass smilie.

Right, that's why we have all agreed on the :asshat: smiley for you. Aren't you paying attention?

[godfry n. glad]

I am not having a jackass smilie.

Right, that's why we have all agreed on the :asshat: smiley for you. Aren't you paying attention?

Besides, you can't have it anyway...it's mine. It was thrown to me as a sop when I asked for a kicking ass. It probably has my name on it....eh? (Edit: Nope... I checked. Just my fav comix.)

I wonder.... Can it be rigged so that the person whose smiley is being posted is notified? Y'know, like a thread post notification? Like a calling card?

What a weird idea, godfry.... like, who cares?

[Ensign Steve]

That would do a great double-duty for me and Seven. We'd never miss a Trek thread (or even a Trek derail) ever again! Woohoo!

:vulcan:

(does anyone do Trek derails besides me?)

[livius drusus]

I am not having a jackass smilie. :brooding:
I hope you're not opposed to all animal-inspired work, because I've been working on this motherfucker for about 5 hours.

:justaroo:

Oh, and this is the 1900th smiley.

[godfry n. glad]

I am not having a jackass smilie. :brooding:
I hope you're not opposed to all animal-inspired work, because I've been working on this motherfucker for about 5 hours.

:justaroo:

Oh, and this is the 1900th smiley.

Wha...

In the name of dawg, woman....

Is that poor animal twitching in the death throes induced by that dawg-awful contraption attached to its head?

Is this what you think of justaman?

As a tragic example of animal testing?


:poke:

[Ensign Steve]

It reminds me of that scene in The Fly when the monkey gets turned inside out.

[livius drusus]

:angrynana:

[viscousmemories]

It's a boxing kangaroo with a drill sergeants hat! (And my idea!) Fucking Philistines.

[Crumb]

I am not having a jackass smilie. :brooding:
I hope you're not opposed to all animal-inspired work, because I've been working on this motherfucker for about 5 hours.

:justaroo:

Oh, and this is the 1900th smiley.

liv, fucking fantastic! :yup:

[Ensign Steve]

Yay! Now do me!

I was probably just kidding about the monkey thing, anyway. :blush:: I mean I always have to look away at that part, so I don't even know what an inside-out monkey looks like. Plus I also always have to look away at the part when it shows his penis inside the medicine chest.

"Peter, remember how we talked about your ending your stories one sentence earlier?" ~ Lois

:fflove:

[livius drusus]

:banana2:

[viscousmemories]

Yay! Now do me!
Aren't you married? :P

[Ensign Steve]

Aren't you out of kindergarten? :P

[Ymir's blood]

It reminds me of that scene in The Fly when the monkey gets turned inside out.
Have you seen Galaxy Quest? There's a scene where they use the transporter thingie on a wild piglike alien. It rematerializes inside out and then explodes.

:popcorn:

[Ymir's blood]

Oh, and this is the 1900th smiley.
So who would win in a fight between Boxing Matilda and Wildy's adventure monkey avatar?

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/image.php?u=125&dateline=1107740258 vs. http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/justakanga.gif

FIGHT!

:popcorn:

[viscousmemories]

Aren't you out of kindergarten? :P
So what're you sayin'? You'll do anyone out of kindergarten? :P

[justaman]

I hope you're not opposed to all animal-inspired work, because I've been working on this motherfucker for about 5 hours.

:justaroo:

Oh, and this is the 1900th smiley.
:yes:

That is the best smilie I've ever seen, c'mere you!

:hug:

[Ensign Steve]

Ooh. Poor monkey! (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Boxing+Matilda&word2=Wildy%27s+adventure+monkey)

[Crumb]

/me feels the love in this thread.

:vibes:

[livius drusus]

Yay! I'm so glad (and hugely relieved) you like it. He looks great on you. :hug: right back atcha.

[justaman]

Ooh. Poor monkey! (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Boxing+Matilda&word2=Wildy%27s+adventure+monkey)
Hey, you mess with the bull you'll get the horns.

Or in this case, the frightfully powerful hindlegs.

[Beth]

Aren't you out of kindergarten? :P
So what're you sayin'? You'll do anyone out of kindergarten? :POnly if they have a Brit accent. :hide:

Please don't kick my ass, lovely, beautious military trained JD :P

[viscousmemories]

Please don't kick my ass, lovely, beautious military trained JD :P
Don't believe the hype. I had exactly one afternoon of hand-to-hand combat training in the Army, which means they probably got an hour of it in the Air Force. :D

[godfry n. glad]

Please don't kick my ass, lovely, beautious military trained JD :P
Don't believe the hype. I had exactly one afternoon of hand-to-hand combat training in the Army, which means they probably got an hour of it in the Air Force. :D

Well, that's just because they had to spend half the day teaching you Army guys which hand was left and which hand was right....

They didn't have to do that with the Air Farce recruits, they already knew it. :D

[viscousmemories]

Well, that's just because they had to spend half the day teaching you Army guys which hand was left and which hand was right....

They didn't have to do that with the Air Farce recruits, they already knew it. :D
:laugh:

[Ensign Steve]

It's okay, vm, I can still kick your ass. :glare:

[viscousmemories]

:runaway:

[JoeP]

Are you kidding? I'm always looking out for fish for you. Do you think I'd have as many as I do just because JoeP asked me for more ages and ages ago? Pshaw. :poke:
Yes. In all categories.

In fact you've even attributed your high postcount to my ever-multiplying smilie requests.

[livius drusus]

In fact you've even attributed your high postcount to my ever-multiplying smilie requests.

Damn skippy. I'm getting more embittered by the day, too.

[Ymir's blood]

In fact you've even attributed your high postcount to my ever-multiplying smilie requests.

Damn skippy. I'm getting more embittered by the day, too.
:glomp2:

[beyelzu]

alright, I want a smoking penis smiley

please.

[Ensign Steve]

Hey, I was next! You can start with her. :chapel:

It shouldn't be too hard to turn her dress red. And then add some wicked kind of animation that will blow all our minds.