David Hasselhoff appreciation thread

[justaman]

Post all Hoff images in order to revere his worshipfulness.

[Legs]

woo hoo... count me in

http://img244.echo.cx/img244/8269/00davidhasslehofflovestehc2dl.gif

[Sweetie]

:roflmao:

Please Legs, please make it stop!

[Legs]

:roflmao:

Please Legs, please make it stop!

rofl... turning you on, huh? :D

[Sweetie]

rofl... turning you on, huh? :D

:melo:

He's too much of a man for me, I just can't take alot of him.



:D

[Legs]

He's just too much of a man for me, I just can't take too much of him.

:roflmao:

Here Sweetie, maybe him moving away from you will be easier on your eyes LOL

http://img260.echo.cx/img260/3594/hasselhoff23ip.gif

[Sweetie]

No you di'int! :eek:

:P

[Petra]

Holy Smoke! :qeek:


Legs, that's hilarious!

[livius drusus]

I need to to find a clawing out your own eyes smiley stat.

[Godless Dave]

One man can make a difference.

[beyelzu]

liv, might I thank you for the ignore this post option?

[LiveToRide]

I need to to find a clawing out your own eyes smiley stat.
Have you found that smiley yet, liv? It would come in SOOO handy right now....<insert nauseated retching sounds here>

[Legs]

Sometimes I get the feeling I am unloved :bigtear:

[LiveToRide]

Sometimes I get the feeling I am unloved :bigtear:
Not you at all Legs!! But DH is not an appealing guy, IMO.

[LiveToRide]

Now HERE is the type of guy that appeals to me....

[Dingfod]

liv, might I thank you for the ignore this post option?I'm thinking the Ignore Thread option might get used for the first time.

[Legs]

Now HERE is the type of guy that appeals to me....


That looks like Mark Hacking who killed his wife Lori :eek:

[LiveToRide]

Now HERE is the type of guy that appeals to me....


That looks like Mark Hacking who killed his wife Lori :eek:
Holy shit, are you serious? I've never seen a picture of him.
That's my Bullet and there ain't a mean bone in his bod.
(Sorry about the hijack...that was fucking rude!)

[Legs]

I am not kidding LTR

http://media.bonnint.net/ksl/1/109/10997.jpg

check it out!

[Dingfod]

They both look similar to Bullet and LTR.

[LiveToRide]

Wow. They do look very similar, except that Mark guy is a skinny little fucker compared to Bullet. He's 6'2" and tops out at 240 pounds. No fat, either.
But the comparison is damn creepy. <LTR shudders>

[Legs]

But the comparison is damn creepy. <LTR shudders>

I'd be sleeping with one eye open!

ETA - heres another pic, he is a pretty big guy too
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2004-08-02-hacking_x.htm

[Crumb]

Shh! Here he comes! Everyone act normal! :innocent2:

[Legs]

Crumb.. :chuckle:

[LiveToRide]

OK, Mark is a decent sized guy. Here's a better idea of Bullet's size. The picture isn't the best, but you can get a closer idea than in the picture of the two of us.

[Dingfod]

He's teensy-weensy in that picture.

[LiveToRide]

He's teensy-weensy in that picture.
:roflmao:
I know!!! Why'd the damn thing show up so tiny? I get a bigger one if I click on it, does anyone else? (LTR is NOT the most computer-savvy person here...duh.)

[Legs]

justaman is gonna be sooo pissed at us when he returns... nary a Hoff post since #2

[LiveToRide]

Sorry justaman!!! Hijacking is very rude, and I'm sorry I was any part of it....
I just can't help myself bragging about Bullet. Shame!!!!

[Legs]

Well LTR, once justaman gets a look at your guy (and his doppelganger) he'll be too afraid to complain!

[LiveToRide]

Well LTR, once justaman gets a look at your guy (and his doppelganger) he'll be too afraid to complain!

:roflmao:

[justaman]

Perhaps you people underestimate precisely how tough I can be when there's an entire ocean between me and everyone else.

:airbox:

More hoff damn you people!

[Crumb]

How's this?

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/288/1004/640/hasselhoff.jpg

[Gurdur]

Still ugh.

[Ensign Steve]

:yup: Knight Rider rules! Detractors will be skull-fucked to death.

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/knightrider.jpg

[SharonDee]

Knight Rider rules!Absolutely! But... um... couldn't you find better pictures of KITT? My first car was an homage to him/it and... *sob*... I kinda miss it. :cry:

[Legs]

What the hell kinda car was Kitt anyway?

http://www.talkingelectronics.com/Projects/KittScanner/images/kitt.gif

[Ensign Steve]

Trans Am, I think.

[SharonDee]

Thank you, thank you, thank you, Legs! :bow2:

Yep, KITT was a Trans AM but I bought its relative, a Camaro, back in 1983. I eschewed body trim on it, which made it look like a big black bullet. My younger boy cousins shouted "KITT!" every time I drove it up to family get togethers. Ah... good times, good times...

Y'all can have HOFF; I still like to ogle KITT. :pleased:

[livius drusus]

Well, since nobody else has done it, I'm going to have to step up to the plate.

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[SharonDee]

KITT smiley? :shy2:

[livius drusus]

Done. Remember, smileytext is case sensitive, so lower case won't work. Oh, and SharonDee is one of his keywords.

:KITT:

[Gurdur]

...

[SharonDee]

Oh, and SharonDee is one of his keywords.YAY! :bow: liv is great! Gave us the chocolate cake! :ffdance:

:KITT:
:KITT:
:KITT:
:KITT:
:KITT:

:bliss:

[Dingfod]

Still ugh.Germans lurve David Hasselhoff.

[Gurdur]

Still ugh.Germans lurve David Hasselhoff.
I'm not German. I may live there, but I'm not German.

[Dingfod]

Maybe that's why you don't lurve David Hasselhoff.

[Crumb]

Maybe that's why you don't lurve David Hasselhoff.
Could be, but my guess is that its because he has at least half a brain.

[Legs]

http://img171.echo.cx/img171/4454/hoffsmack9ed.gif

[Crumb]

:roflmao:

[justaman]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Sweetie]

Where did this thread come from anyways, and why David Hasselhoff?

Did someone have a wet dream or? :P

He popular in Australia or? :chin:

[Dingfod]

OMFG, Hasselhoff honored by Bollywood as International Star of the Year. (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=entertainmentNews&storyID=8353052)


For his small part in Dodgeball?

[Beth]

Hehe. That is where I got the idea of worshipping him from. i think he made cult status from that film. It was a perfect and brilliantly funny cameo of him!:ROTFL:

[Dingfod]

David Hasselhoff and cute fluffy puppies. (http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=132655)

[Legs]

David Hasselhoff and cute fluffy puppies. (http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=132655)

2 cute pups with a bitch in the middle :yup:

[livius drusus]

:giggle:

[justaman]

Hoff will never die.

[justaman]

I do feel really bad for Schapelle, but at least she's making friends.

[viscousmemories]

:laugh:

[livius drusus]

Hoff will never die.

As long as all those Imperial Walkers don't irreperably damage the ecology.

[Legs]

:giggle:

http://img171.echo.cx/img171/9133/41b48090b71ce7rx.png

[justaman]

How dare you.

[Crumb]

J-man - 1 :giggles:

[Legs]

How dare you.

Oh I dare, alright. :P

[Endora]

It could be worse --it could be a paris hilton thread....

[Dingfod]

Why? She's hawt. Hoff's not. (or is that Hoff Snot?)

[Endora]

I suppose if you like uneducated trashy sluts that money cant even buy some class for hot shes your gal.

[Farren]

I was in a Hasselhoff movie once. I think it was called "Heat and Dust" or something like that. It was about MX racing and was being shot in South Africa because it's cheap.

I was an extra in the crowd. It was fucking hot. So hot I put my jumper (I brought it 'cos it was cold in the early morning) over my head like a hood so that I didn't get sunburn. Everyone around me thought I looked stupid, but I was pointing and laughing the next day when my friends were sunburned and suffering.

So if you see "Heat and Dust" (or whatever it was called), and the camera pans over the crowd during a race scene, and there's a guy looking unenthusiastic and stupid with a jumper draped over his head - that's me.

Also, if you see "American Ninja 3" and you're watching the carpark scene where about 10 ninja's are rampaging towards the hero yelling, waving swords and shooting off automatic rounds all discrete and ninja-like, I'm the ninja next to the ninja next to the ninja with the automatic (who managed to put the other ninja in hospital with a spent blank shell in the eye because he didn't hold his weapon sideways as instructed)

[viscousmemories]

I suppose if you like uneducated trashy sluts that money cant even buy some class for hot shes your gal.
As opposed to educated prudes with no money and lots of class?

I'll take the slut for $100, Alex.

[Farren]

Paris Hilton sucks























...

[Endora]

I suppose if you like uneducated trashy sluts that money cant even buy some class for hot shes your gal.
As opposed to educated prudes with no money and lots of class?

I'll take the slut for $100, Alex.

pfft oh please the beeych screams her own name during sex! She even made sure to marry someone with her own name to avoid confusion...shes a piece of fluff. /highjack over

[Farren]

Paris Hilton is living proof that Capitalism with inheritance != meritocratic system, contrary to libertarian claims.

[beyelzu]

I suppose if you like uneducated trashy sluts that money cant even buy some class for hot shes your gal.
and who doesnt?

[beyelzu]

Paris Hilton is living proof that Capitalism with inheritance != meritocratic system, contrary to libertarian claims.
well sure, but just you know you would still do her.

:tmgrin:

[Legs]

Farren, you were excellent in both those films... I am a fan for life :yup:

[Dingfod]

I suppose if you like uneducated trashy sluts that money cant even buy some class for hot shes your gal.Aw, jeez, I was only kidding.

[viscousmemories]

Farren, you were excellent in both those films... I am a fan for life :yup:
Isn't he just dreamy?

[Farren]

Farren, you were excellent in both those films... I am a fan for life :yup:

:ovation:

I'd put my jumper on my head and run around screaming blue murder for you any day of the week, bebbe.

[justaman]

The Australian Cricket Team has been having some dramas of late. Thankfully, help has arrived.

[Legs]

For you (http://www.knight-foundation.com/hoffplane.html) justaroo :pilot:

[livius drusus]

:laugh:

[Petra]

David Hasselhoff will never die!

[viscousmemories]

:laugh:

[Crumb]

That's just scary. :shudder:

[Legs]

That's just scary. :shudder:

I bet you miss :justaroo:


:cry:

[Crumb]

Only a little bit. :mini:

[Legs]

New pants :yup:

http://www.jeans4genes.com.au/images/auction/2005/fullsize/david_hasselhoff.jpg

[Dingfod]

Gag me with a sand shovel.

[Legs]

:sadcheer:

[Petra]

I think they're cool!

[Legs]

:wriggle:

[erimir]

I've been seeing that guy in these Swedish tv commercials.

"I've been looking for freedom..."

God, that man cannot sing.

[Petra]

http://www.magixl.com/caric./starsb/hasselho.gif

[Legs]

:chuckle:

[Legs]

I've been seeing that guy in these Swedish tv commercials.

"I've been looking for freedom..."

God, that man cannot sing.

But he looks sooooooo good doin' it.
http://www.5in9.com/graphics/david_hasselhoff_p26.jpg

[livius drusus]

I think they're cool!

Me too. :yup: The only part I don't like is the Baywatch logo. The figures surely speak for themselves, no?

[justaman]

And what's with the broad on the other pant leg?? Get her out of there, no one cares about anyone but Hoff anyway.

[Legs]

I think they're cool!

Me too. :yup: The only part I don't like is the Baywatch logo. The figures surely speak for themselves, no?

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/7303/livwatch7pa.jpg

[livius drusus]

Good point. You could pretty much strip all the graphics on the right leg, frankly, and leave just the autographs. That would be hot.

ETA: Whoa! You rule, Legsy. Now make one with all the stuff on the Hoff leg still there, and all the stuff on the non-Hoff gone. :hyper:

[Petra]

Hey, justie - have you heard of these guys over in Ozziland?

Hasselhoff Experiment (http://www.flyingnun.co.nz/archive_site/bands/hasselhoff/hasselhoff_debut.html)

[Legs]

ETA: Whoa! You rule, Legsy. Now make one with all the stuff on the Hoff leg still there, and all the stuff on the non-Hoff gone. :hyper:

:vibes:

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5977/hotpants0qq.jpg

[livius drusus]

Oh yeah. See now that's hot. Am I right or am I right? :pleased:

You're damn right, sister!
:hoff:

[Petra]

I'm pleased that at least some of the birds are back, too. :yup:

Good work!

[Legs]

I don't know about the flag :chin:

[justaman]

You're a genius legs, I've always said it. Genius.

No luna, I've not come across the Hasselhoff experiment, which is surprising given the glowing praise delivered to them on their website. hehehe!

[Legs]

Notice Hoff's signature is on the leg? and the other leg had the chicks.

[Legs]

You're a genius legs, I've always said it. Genius.


No, I'm pretty sure you said Whorebag not Genius :giggle:

[livius drusus]

OMG! A smiley! A Hoff-penned smiley! :yay!:

[Dingfod]

Fark.com photoshop theme: What if David Hasselhoff was an A-list movie star. (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1757726)

[livius drusus]

:lol: Mr. and Mrs. Hasselhoff rules.

[Legs]

Warren, that is just wrong on soooo many levels

[justaman]

You're a genius legs, I've always said it. Genius.


No, I'm pretty sure you said Whorebag not Genius :giggle:
Are we still talking about that?!

You've got a helluva memory on you, woman. :nono:

[Legs]

Breaking News
:hoff:

The Hoff arrives Downunder (http://www.liveguide.com.au/liveguide_le_view.cfm?david%20hasslehoff&event_id=383240)

The Knight Rider is about to take the drive of his life - all the way around the world! David Hasselhoff, the talented star of "Young & the Restless", "Knight Rider", "Baywatch", feature films and Broadway is once again, READY FOR ACTION.

His one of a kind concert, which will kick off its world tour in Australia, showcases the musical talents that have made him an international recording star. Along with his sexy back-up ensemble, hilarious, rarely seen video clips and of course "KITT", his infamous car, Hasselhoff sings, dances and drives in this hip and sexy extravaganza.

[livius drusus]

He does concerts with KITT? And I thought Hagar and Roth were fucked up. :eep:

[Legs]

liv, IMO KITT would be the best part of the show

[livius drusus]

I don't know, man. It feels like such a degradation. Like those circuses where they take formerly mighty beasts and put them in tutus and shit.

[Legs]

A degradation to KITT? or the Hoff? :giggle:

KITT is not getting a lot of work these days, his agent's telephone is not ringing off the hook nonstop with offers.

KITT needs to take what he can get. :yup:

[Darkchylde]

woo hoo... count me in

http://img244.echo.cx/img244/8269/00davidhasslehofflovestehc2dl.gif


:damn: :nooo: :shock: :susp: :wtf:

OMG...I am now scarred for life...


I think it would be an improvement if he got a decent haircut and shaved... :chin:
...nah, he would still look horrifying. :mischief:

[Legs]

OMG...I am now scarred for life...



My work is done here :pleased:

[Dingfod]

A degradation to KITT? or the Hoff? :giggle:

KITT is not getting a lot of work these days, his agent's telephone is not ringing off the hook nonstop with offers.

KITT needs to take what he can get. :yup:Sadly, 1982 Pontiac Transams aren't worth a whole lot these days.

[Legs]

I beg your pardon, Sir
:KITT:

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

YOU ARE ALL DISEASED.