Yet another new smiley needed

[Gurdur]

Sorry to be so greedy for smilies, but could we have a good one for chocolate, please, one which I can also steal ? Many thanks. And how's Laocoön coming along ?

[livius drusus]

Were you thinking more bar chocolate or boxed chocolates? Laocoön is not coming along well at all, I'm afraid.

[Gurdur]

Were you thinking more bar chocolate or boxed chocolates? Laocoön is not coming along well at all, I'm afraid.
Just a smiley eating chocolate, I reckon; no need to worry abiout boxed chocs.
I guess Laocoön got hung up in a tangle.

[livius drusus]

I could only find one smiley eating chocolate and it was a little, um, rudimentary for my needs, so I made you one instead using :cheerful: as a base. Steal away.

:chocoluv:

[ceptimus]

The chocolate eating smiley ought to change to :verysick: and maybe :puke: after a reasonable period of solid chocolate guzzling.

[livius drusus]

A reasonable period? If we're talking real chocolate lovers that would be like 2000 frames.

[ceptimus]

Yes. It's cool as it is. Nice work. :yup:

I find that excess chocolate, way before the feeling ill stage - maybe just two or three bars of the stuff - causes vivid dreams. I've also noticed this with cheese. Perhaps it's all high-fat foods? :chin:

Hmmm. I feel the need to start a new thread on this topic...

[viscousmemories]

That chocolate eating smilie is amazing! (and adorable)

I think you're officially a smilie artist, liv. :appl:

[Skep]

I could only find one smiley eating chocolate and it was a little, um, rudimentary for my needs, so I made you one instead using :cheerful: as a base. Steal away.

:chocoluv:
Excellent work, liv! :yup: Keep it up and I'll have to ask Soulgirl from Emotipad to interview you. Mind if I post :chocoluv: over there?

[livius drusus]

Y'all are way too complimentary. Thank you. :blush: Sure, Skep; go right ahead.

[Gurdur]

:chocoluv:
Many thanks.

[Ymir's blood]

I could only find one smiley eating chocolate and it was a little, um, rudimentary for my needs, so I made you one instead using :cheerful: as a base. Steal away.

:chocoluv:
Heheh. Now you need one of a smilie being buried under a pile of candy bar wrappers.

[JoeP]

:chocoluv: :bliss: :chocoluv: :slide: :chocoluv:

[Crumb]

:star: :star: :star: :star: :star:

Great job, liv! :bundance:

[Skep]

I decided that I like the chocolate lover better with a longer delay before it starts on another chocolate bar. --> http://img148.echo.cx/img148/9143/chocoluv3rj.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

[livius drusus]

I agree, Skep. I also thought the wrapper needed lightening to differentiate it from the chocolate.

[Skep]

... or make the chocolate darker? or both? :shrug:

[pescifish]

Hey, look! A smilie compulsively eating individually wrapped beef jerky! :chocoluv:

:cowdance:Wow! This forum really does have everything for everyone. :mememe:

I think you're officially a smilie artist, liv. Seriously, this is so Way True: you've managed to become an expert in an impressively short period of time! :bow2:

[Gurdur]

Agreed. Seconded.

[livius drusus]

Thank you for the votes of confidence, vm, pesci and Gurdur. I still feel like a total amateur, especially compared to the great ones at deviantART, but your support is downright inspirational.

On that note, I increased the frame rate of that no chocolate moment as per Skep's excellent notion and I changed the wrapper to a nice cerulean. What do y'all think?

:chocoluv:

[viscousmemories]

What do y'all think?
I think he's even perfecter. :)

[Crumb]

:appl:

[JoeP]

We don't have enough bowing-worshipping smilies to do this justice.
:bow4: :bow4: :bow4: :bow4: :bow4: :bow4: :bow4:
:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

[Legs]

:appl:


am I the only one who gets creeped out by these dismembered hands? :eek:

[Gurdur]

am I the only one who gets creeped out by these dismembered hands? :eek:
No. And I also get worried by Crumb's obscene rabbit.

[JoeP]

Yes. You're the only one. Gurdur is lying to protect your feelings.

[Gurdur]

Am not. The hands and the rabbit are a real turn-off for me.

[Crumb]

Crumb's Rabbit? :eyebrow3: vm is the primary masturbating bunny offender. I merely dabble.

[Legs]

floating, clapping, armless hands = creepy :eek:

I don't think I have seen the bunny ~ maybe we should have a most offensive smilie poll?

[Crumb]

maybe we should have a most offensive smilie poll?
I was going to have special categories like that after I got through the existing categories, but I don't know if I will ever get through the existing categories. I could do something like this anyway.

[viscousmemories]

:bundance: :bundance: :bundance: :bundance: :bundance: :bundance: :bundance:

[Legs]

:bundance: :bundance: :bundance: :bundance: :bundance: :bundance: :bundance:

They're not offensive, they're adorable :smitten:

[Crumb]

See what I mean? :rolleye2:

[Ensign Steve]

floating, clapping, armless hands = creepy :eek:

This coming from the queen of disembodied limbs!
:giggle:

:ironymeter:

[Legs]

floating, clapping, armless hands = creepy :eek:

This coming from the queen of disembodied limbs!
:giggle:

:ironymeter:
Thats not so :glare: just 80 x 80 only shows a bit of me at a time :wink:

[Crumb]

You can do 100 x 100.

[Legs]

great.. I'll be needing those extra pixels when I get to my chest :yup:

[Crumb]

great.. I'll be needing those extra pixels when I get to my chest
:lecher:

[Skep]

great.. I'll be needing those extra pixels when I get to my chest :yup:
But won't you then have to change your username to "Breasts"? :chin:

[Legs]

ummm... :chin:

[godfry n. glad]

Nah... "Rack"

[godfry n. glad]

Crumb's Rabbit? :eyebrow3: vm is the primary masturbating bunny offender. I merely dabble.

Yeah :glare:

The boogie bunny does not belong to .

[raspberrybullets]

An entire thread dedicated to my chocolate smiley! :chocoluv: Wow this is really cool. :rasp: Liv, you're an absolute genius!!! You have no idea how long I'd been wanting a chocolate smiley and a raspberry one!! Thank-you!

And now I know Gurdur's secret. :rasp: :chocoluv:

Would you be able to make a chocolate covered raspberry?? One that Gurdur could also steal.

[livius drusus]

Hmm... I shall do my utmost, but it'll take me a little while. A vague idea is dawning. Meanwhile let me ask you this: if you were a smiley, what color would you be?

[raspberrybullets]

Thanks, it's greatly appreciated! :)

It's difficult choosing a colour, everytime I think of one, another seems just as good. But I think what'd suit me best would be a smiley in swirly patterns of red, yellow and orange - maybe with some bold pinks thrown in.

Do you ask this question of everybody?

[livius drusus]

:laugh: No ma'am. Just people I'm making smilies for.

[raspberrybullets]

Oh no! not ma'am, sounds so...like i'm a drill sergeant! I'm just a raspberry all covered in chocolate. :)

Although, Gurdur's opinion may differ. I note that he's got a request for a girl smiley bopping the head of a big smiley - do you think he plans on using that one on me as a hint?

[pescifish]

Any chance we could get a "yes" smiley that indicates that it is an unhappy one?

For example, if someone asked me "Gosh, pesci did you really lose one of those diamond earrings from the pair you had custom made and have been wearing 24/7 for the last fifteen years?" it's really hard to use :yup: or :yup2:

A little frown on the second one might work pretty well. Or maybe there already is an appropriate smiley but I haven't found him yet.

[Gurdur]

Although, Gurdur's opinion may differ. I note that he's got a request for a girl smiley bopping the head of a big smiley - do you think he plans on using that one on me as a hint?
No, that one is in fact for warrenly.

[raspberrybullets]

For warrenly to use, or for you to use on warrenly? I still think you'll have plenty of opportunity to use it on me though. ;)

And you mean to say that you actually do requests for other people? I thought I was special. :( I'll just have to bop you on the head.

[Gurdur]

For warrenly to use, or for you to use on warrenly?
For me to use on warrenly. He knows why.
I still think you'll have plenty of opportunity to use it on me though. ;)
Quite probably true.
And you mean to say that you actually do requests for other people? Occasionally, though that one was my own request.
I thought I was special.
And so you are, and so you are.
:( I'll just have to bop you on the head.
I'm sure you will anyway.

[JoeP]

Oh no! not ma'am, sounds so...like i'm a drill sergeant! I'm just a raspberry all covered in chocolate. :)liv, your dawning idea wouldn't involve another smilie licking the chocolate off, would it? :lecher:

Although, Gurdur's opinion may differ. I note that he's got a request for a girl smiley bopping the head of a big smiley - do you think he plans on using that one on me as a hint?
I thought that was lisarea's request. But it's been so long I may have forgotten :needle:

[livius drusus]

Oh you're a naughty, naughty Joe. Just for that, you now owe me a new hack. It better be a cool one, too! :glare:

[JoeP]

Oh you're a naughty, naughty Joe. Just for that, you now owe me a new hack. It better be a cool one, too! :glare:
:workcomp: I should have known I might be pushing it too far :worksign:

[livius drusus]

Is this what you had in mind, pesci? :sadyup:

[Crumb]

very cool liv

[pescifish]

Is this what you had in mind, pesci? :sadyup: :yup: :yup: (great smileytext, too, btw.)

She's perfect! Thank you! :fflove:

And in other great news, my lost earring was found in the parking lot and turned into Lost & Found here at work. It's no longer usable, apparently having been run over, but those diamonds are none the worse for it.

[livius drusus]

I'm glad you like her, pesci. I'm sure I don't need to tell you I agonized over the smileytext. I'm hugely relieved it works for you.

Damn shame about the earring being mangled, but it's amazing that you got it back diamonds unscathed. :wow:

[JoeP]

Is this what you had in mind, pesci? :sadyup:
Now this is what I'm talking about. A simple idea turned into a smilie forthwith. :1upmush: livius!

[Ymir's blood]

Damn shame about the earring being mangled, but it's amazing that you got it back diamonds unscathed. :wow:
Well, considering the hardness of a diamond, what would a tire do to one of them?

:examine: :larrow: not that this smilie is totally appropriate here, but /me likes it.

[livius drusus]

Well, considering the hardness of a diamond, what would a tire do to one of them?

Not a thing. In fact, they'd stay so pretty and shiny anyone would be sorely tempted to pocket them rather than returning them. Hence my amazement, if ya see what I mean.

:examine: :larrow: not that this smilie is totally appropriate here, but /me likes it.

Me too! It's the giant eye, I think.

[pescifish]

Well, considering the hardness of a diamond, what would a tire do to one of them? What's a few tire treads among friends? Disgrace and ruination! :melo:

Not a thing. In fact, they'd stay so pretty and shiny anyone would be sorely tempted to pocket them rather than returning them. Hence my amazement, if ya see what I mean.Ah, see... There are some real benefits to working at a place where everyone is super squeeky clean.

The woman handling Lost & Found did ask me if they were real diamonds (there's one 30 point and five 8-12 pointers on the one earring). I gave her my stock answer: "Supposed to be. :dunno: "

[Gurdur]

And in other great news, my lost earring was found in the parking lot and turned into Lost & Found here at work. It's no longer usable, apparently having been run over, but those diamonds are none the worse for it.
Good news ! Glad to hear it.