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Petra
08-13-2004, 09:53 AM
Here's ten of 'em:


1. "Mrs Glegg had doubtless the glossiest and crispest brown curls in her drawers, as well as curls in various degrees of fuzzy laxness." (George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss)

2. "She touched his organ, and from that bright epoch even it, the old companion of his happiest hours, incapable as he had thought of elevation, began a new defined existence." (Charles Dickens, Martin Chuzzlewit)

3. "'Oh, I can't explain,' cried Roderick impatiently, returning to his work. 'I've only one way of expressing my deepest feelings - it's this.' And he swung his tool." (Henry James, Roderick Hudson)

4. "Thus rendered bold by frequent intercourse, I dared to take her hand." (edited by F M Reynolds, The Keepsake)

5. "I'll come no more behind your screnes, David, for the silk stockings and white bosoms of your actresses excite my amorous propensities." [Samuel Johnson in converstaion with David garrick in Boswell's Life of Dr. Johnson)

6. "Prince of the school, he had gained an easy dominion over the old Greek master by the fascination of his parts." (Walter Pater, Marius of Epicurean)

7. "Mrs. Goddard was the mistress of a school ... where young ladies for enormous pay might be screwed out of health and into vanity." (Jane Austen, Emma)

8. "You think me a queer fellow already. It's not easy to tell you how I feel, not easy for so queer a fellow as I to tell you in how many ways he's queer." (Henry James, Passionate Pilgrim)

9. "Sacred Poems and Private Ejaculations" (George Herbert's subtitle to his famous book of poems The Temple)

10. "Mrs Ray declared that she had not found it all hard and then, with an laudable curiosity, seeing how little she had known about balls, desired to have an immediate account..." (Anthony Trollope, Rachel Ray)


:haha: :write:

pzmyers
08-13-2004, 04:08 PM
"The organ 'gins to swell;
She's coming, she's coming!
My lady comes at last."

(W.M. Thackeray: At the Church Gate)

livius drusus
08-13-2004, 05:06 PM
Y'all really know how to turn an English major on. Heroic couplet, anyone?


Oh hadst thou, Cruel! been content to seize
Hairs less in sight, or any Hairs but these!

Petra
08-14-2004, 12:47 AM
Y'all really know how to turn an English major on. :wink: Heroic couplet, anyone? Will the handsome and sexy Ronin be involved?

Oh, couplet. Sorry, I thought you said "coupling". My bad. :blush:


Oh hadst thou, Cruel! been content to seize
Hairs less in sight, or any Hairs but these!


Don't you just love how language changes and grows to allow us such freudian glee many years later?
:yup: :D

pzmyers
08-14-2004, 01:08 AM
Don't you just love how language changes and grows to allow us such freudian glee many years later? Just wait until you find out what the new meaning of "glee" will be in the 22nd century.

livius drusus
08-14-2004, 01:20 AM
Actually, knowing Pope, that probably wasn't so unintentional, if ya see what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

Petra
08-14-2004, 01:20 AM
Just wait until you find out what the new meaning of "glee" will be in the 22nd century.

/me chuckles

Petra
08-14-2004, 01:23 AM
Actually, knowing Pope, that probably wasn't so unintentional, if ya see what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

I wonder about a few of those old classics. I'm certain that at least some of the ambiguity was intentional. Just had to be, in my uneducated opinion.