Fictional People You'd Boink

[Johnny Pneumatic]

I'd boink Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell
Aisha Clan Clan from Outlaw Star
Melfina from Outlaw Star
The women from Heavy Metal
Rally Vincent from Gunsmith Cats
Lucrezia Noin from Gundam Wing
Agent Paper from Read or Die
more later...

[Ensign Steve]

Maybe this thread should be, "Cartoon Characters You'd Boink." We had one at work, and it was fun!

I'd boink:
Cronk from The Emperor's New Groove
Sirius Black from Harry Potter
Most of the cast of Star Trek
Kevin Sorbo's Hercules
The Gladiator

[Godwhacker]

Hmmm...when I think fictional, I don't typically think of movies, as that would be the actress really.

I would say "Friday" from the Heinlein book of the same name.

and just about any female character from a William Gibson book...

[Ensign Steve]

Actually, I was specifically referring to the characters I'd boink, not the actors. You know, since that's what was asked and all.

[Dingfod]

Julie Katz from Only Begotten Daughter. It be cool to boink a deity, especially a hot looking one.

[livius drusus]

I always thought Sparrowhawk from A Wizard of Earthsea could have used a good rogering.

[Godwhacker]

Well then, the Dr. Who post just reminded me that every female companion of the Fourth Doctor (Tom Baker) would be on my list:

Sarah Jane Smith (cute)
Leela (savage love!)
Romana (smart and hot)

and my menage a trois....Nyssa and Tegan....oooh la la! :P

[justaman]

Arwen would go off in the sack.

Also Trillian and Mary Magdalene.

ooo ooo and the trio of broads Rand squares away in the wheel of time encyclopaedias.

[Beth]

Joe Hardy from Hardy Boys Mysteries. Dammit, was a youthful infatuation that I still have sinful dreams about. But, ick, he's barely legal now. Damn I'm a perv.

[Dingfod]

Becky Sharp from Vanity Fair, but only if I could use her to get ahead.

[beyelzu]

Hmmm...when I think fictional, I don't typically think of movies, as that would be the actress really.

I would say "Friday" from the Heinlein book of the same name.

and just about any female character from a William Gibson book...
no doubt, the cyborg chick from neuromancer is defintely on my characters that I would fuck the shit out of even though there could be hell to pay list.

[Ronin]

Mrs. Emma Peel (The Avengers)

Polly (Fawlty Towers)

Marianne (Gilligan's Island)

Maya (Space 1999)

Jaime Sommers (The Bionic Woman)

Jessica 6 (Logan's Run)

Igrayne (Excalibur)

Nurse Christine Chapel (Star Trek)

and...

Taarna (Heavy Metal)

Yeah...I was born in the 60s...so what?

[Godless Dave]

I'd choose Eowyn over Arwen in a heartbeat. No contest. And this was my stance long before the movies were made.

[livius drusus]

Becky Sharp from Vanity Fair, but only if I could use her to get ahead.
:laugh:

[Legs]

Darth Vader :yup:

[Clutch Munny]

Darth Vader :yup:

I thought I saw some female ears perk up in the theatre when Obi-Wan said that Vader was "more machine than man".

[livius drusus]

Ohh yeah, that reminds me: Steve Austin, Data and Robocop. I have a total thing for cyborgs.

[Beth]

Luke Skywalker. I was once sooo into the whole Jedi thing. Just think of all the screaming orgasms Luke could give just with his Jedi mind control.

[beyelzu]

sorry beth, but I am willing to bet that orgasma is a dark jedi power, unbridled passion and all that.

[Beth]

But, but, he is the seed of a dark jedi, and is the most powerful jedi to exist. I bet he has the perfect blend of good and bad. ;)

[Shake]

Well, if you're talking cartoon/comic characters, then I've noticed how well Blondie -- and in fact most of the women in that strip -- are drawn!

Oh, and Elastigirl from The Incredibles. I mean, just think about it! ;)

[Julian]

Hmmmm, I'm thinking Druuna:

Not Safe for Work (http://www.druuna.net/bienvenue.htm?page=galeries)

Julian

[Ensign Steve]

Also Laura Croft and Seven of Nine. (I already said the cast of Star Trek, but Seven really deserves her own mention)

[Skep]

Mrs. Emma Peel (The Avengers)
I was like 7 or 8 when the Avengers first started to air in the US. She used to give me such a boner. :yup:

I'd slip the bone to Betty Rubble. And Penelope Pitstop, she was hot.

[Ensign Steve]

Aeon Flux, too. I have a thing for super-buff chicks with giant racks, I guess.

[livius drusus]

I was like 7 or 8 when the Avengers first started to air in the US. She used to give me such a boner. :yup:

You got boners at 8?

[Dingfod]

Mrs. Emma Peel (The Avengers)
I was like 7 or 8 when the Avengers first started to air in the US. She used to give me such a boner. :yup:

I'd slip the bone to Betty Rubble. And Penelope Pitstop, she was hot.I can see Emma Peal, or Seven of Nine or Lara Croft, maybe even Betty Rubble, but Penelope Pitstop? That's going to far. It was her car, wasn't it?

[godfry n. glad]

Um... fictional, huh?

How 'bout every woman who has ever written a letter to Penthouse Letters?

:D

[justaman]

I'd choose Eowyn over Arwen in a heartbeat. No contest. And this was my stance long before the movies were made.Shall I send for my sword?

[Dingfod]

Um... fictional, huh?

How 'bout every woman who has ever written a letter to Penthouse Letters?

:DHow about almost every woman IN a Penthouse letter?

[godfry n. glad]

Um... fictional, huh?

How 'bout every woman who has ever written a letter to Penthouse Letters?

:DHow about almost every woman IN a Penthouse letter?

Yeah, that'd work, too.

[Sweetie]

The guy off the Matrix, don't even know his name, for shame, hey? I'd just use him for sex. :eek: Me bad. :D

Aha, his name is Neo, I'm a little less shameless now.

Well, I'm not sure if it's the character or Keanu Reeves that I'd like to "boink." Oh, ha, yeah it's both. :P

Same with Obbi Wan Kanobe and no I have no idea how to spell that but I'm not sure if that's because of Ewan McGregor or the character itself.

Probably a bit of both. :yup:

I'll take any of those, I'm not picky.

Keanu, Obbi, Ewan, Neo..........:flirt:

[seebs]

Star Tyrian (http://metanoia.studiowhippingboy.com/), but only if he were female.

Oh, wait. I do boink the female Star Tyrian. :P

I dunno. I don't like most fictional characters. On the other hand, the number of actual people I'd boink is pretty small too. I think I'm just unreasonably picky.

[Shake]

Oh yeah, good call on Lara Croft, ES! :P

[latinijral]

Joe Hardy from Hardy Boys Mysteries. Dammit, was a youthful infatuation that I still have sinful dreams about. But, ick, he's barely legal now. Damn I'm a perv.
Hmmmmmmm,,,,,,,,ehrrrrrrrr.............. :chin:

And..............uhhhhhhhh.........how old are you?


:wave:

[Beth]

Joe Hardy from Hardy Boys Mysteries. Dammit, was a youthful infatuation that I still have sinful dreams about. But, ick, he's barely legal now. Damn I'm a perv.
Hmmmmmmm,,,,,,,,ehrrrrrrrr.............. :chin:

And..............uhhhhhhhh.........how old are you?


:wave:STFU. God, in my dreams, I'm still a youth or the he becomes an adult. I find the fact that a guy is younger than me is a turnoff. I generally only like older men. And, legal is 18 here. Joe Hardy was 19, I think.

[latinijral]

Joe Hardy from Hardy Boys Mysteries. Dammit, was a youthful infatuation that I still have sinful dreams about. But, ick, he's barely legal now. Damn I'm a perv.
Hmmmmmmm,,,,,,,,ehrrrrrrrr.............. :chin:

And..............uhhhhhhhh.........how old are you?


:wave:STFU. God, in my dreams, I'm still a youth or the he becomes an adult. I find the fact that a guy is younger than me is a turnoff. I generally only like older men. And, legal is 18 here. Joe Hardy was 19, I think.

You did an smart reply.

The only thing I didn't understand is .......STFU...I hope it is not a bad word .

:wave:

[Crumb]

Hi latin, good to see you still check in from time to time. You aren't stalking Beth, are you? :scratch:

[latinijral]

Hi latin, good to see you still check in from time to time. You aren't stalking Beth, are you? :scratch:

TY for your welcome . Just some few days on paradise.

You aren't stalking Beth, are you? :scratch:

Of course not..unless under your same perspective you think you are stalking me. Lot of pseudo skeptics faggots here.

:wave:

[Crumb]

Lot of pseudo skeptics faggots here.
Wow, I guess there is no point in even trying to be civil anymore, eh?

I'll leave you alone here though. I don't want to mess up this thread.

Carry on with the lusting after fictional characters and what not.

7 of 9: :drool:

[Beth]

I lust after a fictional character. A man who massages my feet, cooks me dinner, cleans the house when he is home and has free time, enjoys opera but still likes to get into the mosh with me, will sit and talk for hours with me without mentioning bills or other aggitating crap, helps me garden, dries the dishes as I wash them, goes to the stores and shops with me without acting like he's dying- helping me pick out clothes and house stuff, is patient. Yup, this is the real fictional character I lust after.

[livius drusus]

Oh, I just remembered another one: Tom Jones (the guy in the book, not the singer with the package).

[Beth]

Atticus Finch. Sexy guy, he was.

[latinijral]

Lot of pseudo skeptics faggots here.
Wow, I guess there is no point in even trying to be civil anymore, eh?

I'll leave you alone here though. I don't want to mess up this thread.



Who told you that faggots can not be civil?

Just try.
:wave:

[livius drusus]

Atticus Finch was definitely hot, but I can't help but see him as Gregory Peck now (not that he wasn't hugely hot too).

Do mythical beings count? If so, I would totally do Perseus. And Athena.

[Legs]

Cap'n Jack Sparrow :yup:

[Beth]

Ah, well, I don't wanna shag the fictional pirate. I wanna shag Depp- already told my hubby that fidelity is out of the door when it comes to him and that he can have Jolie. :swoon:

[Dingfod]

Who told you that faggots can not be civil?

Just try.
:wave:You're not setting a very good example for someone that claims to want to sway people into not supporting certain members of various skeptical organizations.

[Ensign Steve]

Keanu, Obbi, Ewan, Neo..........:flirt:

Maybe you are into guys with cool sounding names?

Isn't Jack Sparrow a poof? That's the impression I got. Cept for that whole thing with banging Miss Swan (ha! I just got that). Anyway, yeah, I'd boink him.

And I wouldn't touch Keanu but I'd plow the hell out of Neo. It's interesting the difference between actors and their roles. Like I'd do Kevin Sorbo's Hercules (like i said) but I wouldn't touch that idiot from Andromeda.

[Legs]

Paul Bunyan :yup:

[Dingfod]

Paul Bunyan :yup:It's the old shoe size thing, right?

[Crumb]

That just seems to be taking the whole size matters thing just a bit too far.

[Dingfod]

Beside, I think Paul is more inclined toward stump-broke cattle. Why do you think he called his ox Babe?

[Brimshack]

Jessica Rabbit

[JoeP]

Jessica Rabbit
Yes indeed.

But images from movies & TV are a whole lot more appealing to us men, visually-stimulated as we are. It's harder to think of characters in books only...

Ayla from The Clan of the Cave Bear, if she hasn't already been mentioned.

I fell in love with several fictional women when I was younger, but none stick in my mind now

[latinijral]

Who told you that faggots can not be civil?

Just try.
:wave:You're not setting a very good example for someone that claims to want to sway people into not supporting certain members of various skeptical organizations.

If you think that faggots can not be civil it is because you are proud to be an uncivil faggot.
:wave:

[Crumb]

Ayla from The Clan of the Cave Bear, if she hasn't already been mentioned.
Seconded! :drool:

[Legs]

Ayla from The Clan of the Cave Bear, if she hasn't already been mentioned.

Okay, then I'll take Jondalar :lecher:

[JoeP]

:fantasy:

[Dingfod]

If you think that faggots can not be civil it is because you are proud to be an uncivil faggot.
:wave:Self-edited.

[livius drusus]

Y'all, there's already a thread to feed the troll in. Please let's not allow him to derail every thread he touches.

[Corona688]

[edit] fine.

[Dingfod]

Sorry. Consider it edited.

[livius drusus]

Danke. So has anyone mentioned Darcy yet?

[Beth]

You mean Mark Darcy from Bridget Jones' fame. The Mark Darcy played by dreamboat Colin Firth? I'll mention him.

[livius drusus]

I meant the Fitzwilliam Darcy from the book Pride and Prejudice, actually, although Colin did do a fine job portraying him in the A&E series.

[Beth]

I meant the Fitzwilliam Darcy from the book Pride and Prejudice, actually, although Colin did do a fine job portraying him in the A&E series.I know. :giggle: I was joking. I saw him in that role, too. Dern, he's mighty fine.
:yup:

[latinijral]

Y'all, there's already a thread to feed the troll in. Please let's not allow him to derail every thread he touches.
http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/muede/e015.gif http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/muede/e015.gif
:wave:

[livius drusus]

I meant the Fitzwilliam Darcy from the book Pride and Prejudice, actually, although Colin did do a fine job portraying him in the A&E series.I know. :giggle: I was joking. I saw him in that role, too. Dern, he's mighty fine.
:yup:

Isn't he though? A good fit for Mr. Darcy, who in my opinion is much, much sexier than that overrated Heathcliff.

[Crumb]

The cartoon cat? :scratch:

[livius drusus]

Naw... The bitter gypsy sadist.

[godfry n. glad]

Radha (http://www.p4a.com/itemsummary/61027.htm), Dancer.

(and that's a shitty picture - you can't see the smile on her face)

I saw this in a gallery, for sale, 10 years ago, when my wife and I were visiting friends in Bruxelles. I couldn't nearly afford it then; I doubt if I could afford it now. But I certainly lusted after a fictional character when I saw it in the gallery.

Another would be every damn nymph in Waterhouse's "Hylas and the Nymphs" (http://www.mezzo-mondo.com/arts/mm/waterhouse/WAJ002.html) preferrably all at the same time.

[godfry n. glad]

Oh, and Rogue, from the X-Men.

[Sweetie]

Okay, then I'll take Jondalar :lecher:

:roflmao:

I haven't read those books for like seven years but if I recall correctly, he the one soooo big and only Ayla was "woman" enough to take him?

Penny for your thoughts, my dear?

:examine:

:whoa:

:D

[beyelzu]

Oh, and Rogue, from the X-Men.
like to live dangerously or what?


as far as xmen go, I think emma frost, the slutty telepath is far more bangable then rogue.

[Sweetie]

Maybe you are into guys with cool sounding names?

I think I just like guys that are that attractive. :wink:

I've always liked a Scottsman though I blame Diana Gabaldon and her Outlander series for making it worse, damned you James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser. :eyebrow3: :D

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/authors/Diana_Gabaldon.htm

You know I was thinking, all three characters are rather the strong silent type, intense, capable but most of all humble, none of them are into glory. Backround players, only step into the limelight when it's necessary. Interesting. :chin:

[raspberrybullets]

Isn't he though? A good fit for Mr. Darcy, who in my opinion is much, much sexier than that overrated Heathcliff.
Oh I agree with that completely! Love Darcy, Heathcliff takes brutish a little too far.

I'd choose Eowyn over Arwen in a heartbeat. No contest. And this was my stance long before the movies were made.Shall I send for my sword?
It would be better if you were arguing over Galadriel and Arwen, but I suppose Galadriel isn't all that boinkable.

Anyway, I'd do Aragorn. I've been wanting Aragorn since I was 15...and I'll happily do the movie or book version. Mmmmm.

[Dingfod]

Edited: Not fictional.

[Crumb]

Hi raspberrybullets. Welcome to :ff:. I hope you feel at home here. :chocoluv:

:wink:

[inland wave]

raspberry bullets!
:doh:
I must be out of the groove here, cause I don't begin to know these characters you guys talk about. With one exception...Darcy....

[Dingfod]

Darcy who?

[Crumb]

Isn't that the neighbor chick from Married With Children? :scratch:

[livius drusus]

Oh I agree with that completely! Love Darcy, Heathcliff takes brutish a little too far.


I've never really understood his charm. I get the whole bad boy Miss Havisham vibe, but he's so damn self-defeating, and the so-called great romance consists of exactly diddly and shit.

I'd take Darcy or even the blind, burned out Rochester over Heathcliff any day of the week.

Great first post, raspberrybullets. Welcome to FF. :welcome1:

[Sweetie]

The name Heathcliff is familiar, I watched a movie with him in it, I can't remember what it was though. I didn't like the character in the movie.

He was a bit cruel and depressive, maybe, if I can recall?

[Dingfod]

Wuthering Heights (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104181/)

[inland wave]

Isn't that the neighbor chick from Married With Children? :scratch:
One of many, but not the one I am talking about, refer back to raspberry bullets comments.

[raspberrybullets]

Heathcliff is from Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte.

warrenly you didn't edit that quick enough to not get quoted. ;) You'll just need to wait til somebody starts a thread on real people you'd like to boink.

Thanks everyone for the welcome. :)

[raspberrybullets]

Hi raspberrybullets. Welcome to :ff:. I hope you feel at home here. :chocoluv:

:wink:
Oh and I do feel at home, the chocolate smiley is my favourite. And now I know from where it was stolen for me. :D I'm a chocolate fiend!

[livius drusus]

The name Heathcliff is familiar, I watched a movie with him in it, I can't remember what it was though. I didn't like the character in the movie.

He was a bit cruel and depressive, maybe, if I can recall?

You recall very correctly. He had a big ol' chip on his shoulder because of the way he'd been treated as a kid, and because the girl he loved married another guy (of her class and ethnicity -- a big issue in the book), but he always treated that girl and her family far worse than they ever treated him, imo.

Oh and I do feel at home, the chocolate smiley is my favourite. And now I know from where it was stolen for me.

Oh it wasn't just stolen for you; Gurdur had it made it for you. And in a fortuitous coincidence, I just made this yesterday: :rasp:

[raspberrybullets]

Oh it wasn't just stolen for you; Gurdur had it made it for you. And in a fortuitous coincidence, I just made this yesterday: :rasp:
Well I feel very loved. Thanks! :rasp: :chocoluv: :rasp: :chocoluv: :rasp::chocoluv: That's me!

[Sweetie]

The term "raspberry bullets" reminds me of nipples. Is that the intention? :chin:

[Dingfod]

raspberry bullets are a raspberry filled chocolate candy down in Oz.

[raspberrybullets]

What warrenly said.

My name always seems to have unintended effects. :)

[godfry n. glad]

I like Sweetie's allusion, though.

[latinijral]

[edit] fine.

You have a slave mind. You are like Warrenly....get a real life.

Now go do your homework or :whup:

:wave:

[livius drusus]

Oh that reminds me! Chicken George was totally hot. Of course, Roots is supposed to be semi-nonfictional, but Haley made tons of stuff up so I think it should still count.

[ChuckF]

Just call me Humbert Humbert.

Uh...never mind.

[MooseIBe]

Has anyone mentioned Aragorn yet?

Aragorn, Aragorn!!

[raspberrybullets]

Yes I mentioned him. That was my first post. Only guy I've ever wanted to marry.

[beyelzu]

either of Spider Jerusalem's filthy assistants in transmet for different reasons. but each cuz they are cool.

[latinijral]

Common chicks and faggots of this board.......confess in public how many of you got boink with my avatar......Don't be shy!!!!!!!

I appreciated your PMs about it...but....don't be shy!!!!!! :D

:wave:

[Dingfod]

Mr. Mexican Penis Hat Man needs boinked bad. Volunteers?

[latinijral]

Mr. Mexican Penis Hat Man needs boinked bad. Volunteers?

Warren.....the first faggot who came! :D

Uhhhhhh.......You are not ignoring me ......right?


Common don't be shy!!!!! Look how Warren is not shy at all. :popcorn:



:wave:

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Hmmmm, I'm thinking Druuna:

Not Safe for Work (http://www.druuna.net/bienvenue.htm?page=galeries)




Damn she's hot.


Teela Brown from Ringworld.

[Ari]

I'm surprised no one has said Willow from Buffy. Or more specifically Vamp willow. :)

[JoeP]

Vamp willow :lecher:

Only because I made up an extra rule that TV/film was out of scope because it's still visual.

[Ensign Steve]

Your rule sucks, Joe, and I'm adding Anakin Skywalker to my list.

[godfry n. glad]

Your rule sucks, Joe, and I'm adding Anakin Skywalker to my list.

Your understanding sucks, Ensign.

Those selecting fictional characters on the basis of visual image of said character are not fixating on the fictional character, but the actor or actress playing the fictional character. If Anakin Skywalker had been played by Jason Alexander, would you still feel the same way?

[Ensign Steve]

Those selecting fictional characters on the basis of visual image of said character are not fixating on the fictional character, but the actor or actress playing the fictional character.
But I'm not selecting it on the basis of visual image alone, and I'm not fixating on the actor. I would boink Anakin Akywalker, but not Hayden What's-his-name. Also, I don't think James Bond is on my list, but if he were, it'd be James Bond, and not the 100 different actors who portrayed him. Same with Bruce Wayne. I'd boink Professor Snape from the book as easily as I'd boing Professor Snape from the movie, but I wouldn't touch Dr. Lazarus or Metatron (even if he had a dick)*. Anybody who only bases boinkability on the actor and not the character never saw The Hours or Monster or The Insider.

*Snape, Lazarus, and Metatron are all played by the same actor, Alan Rickman. The jury is still out on whether I'd boink Alan Rickman, but since this thread really is about fictional characters and not actors, it doesn't matter.

If Anakin Skywalker had been played by Jason Alexander, would you still feel the same way?
If he was all broody and leather-clad and had glowing yellow eyes and kicked ass with the light saber, and he and the filmmakers could really convince me that he could actually be Anakin Skywalker, then... maybe. Anyway, the character of Anakin Skywalker is unlikely to be played by Jason Alexander, as the character of Anakin Skywalker is young and fit.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Those selecting fictional characters on the basis of visual image of said character are not fixating on the fictional character, but the actor or actress playing the fictional character.
But I'm not selecting it on the basis of visual image alone, and I'm not fixating on the actor. I would boink Anakin Akywalker, but not Hayden What's-his-name. Also, I don't think James Bond is on my list, but if he were, it'd be James Bond, and not the 100 different actors who portrayed him. Same with Bruce Wayne. I'd boink Professor Snape from the book as easily as I'd boing Professor Snape from the movie, but I wouldn't touch Dr. Lazarus or Metatron (even if he had a dick). Anybody who only bases boinkability on the actor and not the character never saw The Hours or Monster or The Insider.

If Anakin Skywalker had been played by Jason Alexander, would you still feel the same way?
If he was all broody and leather-clad and had glowing yellow eyes and kicked ass with the light saber, and he and the filmmakers could really convince me that he could actually be Anakin Skywalker, then... maybe. Anyway, the character of Anakin Skywalker is unlikely to be played by Jason Alexander, as the character of Anakin Skywalker is young and fit.

So are you a woman, bi or gay?

[Ensign Steve]

I'm a woman. ;) A woman with a silly name. Sorry for the confusion.

[Jacey]

Lois from Family Guy is my first pick. She's kinky. Ever see her in leather?

[Ari]

Godfry, If thats the rule then my choice still stands. Allison Hanigan is hot but I still like Willow and vamp willow if someone else had played her.

[godfry n. glad]

Those selecting fictional characters on the basis of visual image of said character are not fixating on the fictional character, but the actor or actress playing the fictional character.
But I'm not selecting it on the basis of visual image alone, and I'm not fixating on the actor. I would boink Anakin Akywalker, but not Hayden What's-his-name. Also, I don't think James Bond is on my list, but if he were, it'd be James Bond, and not the 100 different actors who portrayed him. Same with Bruce Wayne. I'd boink Professor Snape from the book as easily as I'd boing Professor Snape from the movie, but I wouldn't touch Dr. Lazarus or Metatron (even if he had a dick)*. Anybody who only bases boinkability on the actor and not the character never saw The Hours or Monster or The Insider.

*Snape, Lazarus, and Metatron are all played by the same actor, Alan Rickman. The jury is still out on whether I'd boink Alan Rickman, but since this thread really is about fictional characters and not actors, it doesn't matter.

That's acceptable. I take it you got all your exposure to Star Wars by reading the stories, rather than viewing the films....right?

If Anakin Skywalker had been played by Jason Alexander, would you still feel the same way?
If he was all broody and leather-clad and had glowing yellow eyes and kicked ass with the light saber, and he and the filmmakers could really convince me that he could actually be Anakin Skywalker, then... maybe. Anyway, the character of Anakin Skywalker is unlikely to be played by Jason Alexander, as the character of Anakin Skywalker is young and fit.

Hey... Jason Alexander is young and fit. So, instead of Jason Alexander, it was Rick Moranis. When he made Spaceballs, he was young and fit. Anakin can be portrayed by many different young men.

[Ensign Steve]

Those selecting fictional characters on the basis of visual image of said character are not fixating on the fictional character, but the actor or actress playing the fictional character.
But I'm not selecting it on the basis of visual image alone, and I'm not fixating on the actor. I would boink Anakin Akywalker, but not Hayden What's-his-name. Also, I don't think James Bond is on my list, but if he were, it'd be James Bond, and not the 100 different actors who portrayed him. Same with Bruce Wayne. I'd boink Professor Snape from the book as easily as I'd boing Professor Snape from the movie, but I wouldn't touch Dr. Lazarus or Metatron (even if he had a dick)*. Anybody who only bases boinkability on the actor and not the character never saw The Hours or Monster or The Insider.

*Snape, Lazarus, and Metatron are all played by the same actor, Alan Rickman. The jury is still out on whether I'd boink Alan Rickman, but since this thread really is about fictional characters and not actors, it doesn't matter.

That's acceptable. I take it you got all your exposure to Star Wars by reading the stories, rather than viewing the films....right?

Nope, never read the stories.

If Anakin Skywalker had been played by Jason Alexander, would you still feel the same way?
If he was all broody and leather-clad and had glowing yellow eyes and kicked ass with the light saber, and he and the filmmakers could really convince me that he could actually be Anakin Skywalker, then... maybe. Anyway, the character of Anakin Skywalker is unlikely to be played by Jason Alexander, as the character of Anakin Skywalker is young and fit.

Hey... Jason Alexander is young and fit. So, instead of Jason Alexander, it was Rick Moranis. When he made Spaceballs, he was young and fit. Anakin can be portrayed by many different young men.

Then we are agreed that Anakin Skywalker is a fictional character, not an actor, therefore he's allowed on my list. I'm glad.

:handshake:

[JoeP]

Your rule sucks, Joe, and I'm adding Anakin Skywalker to my list.
I'm not playing any more then. :pout:

[Ensign Steve]

Aw...:hug:

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Faye Valentine and Elektra from Cowboy Bebop: The Movie
Haruko from Fooly Cooly
Mamimi Samejima from Fooly Cooly (she's supposed to be 17 so don't gripe at me, I'm a young 20)

[Skep]

I always thought Winston Smith's squeeze, Julia, was pretty hot.

[raspberrybullets]

While we've got this thread up again, isn't it meant to be "bonk" rather than "boink"?

[Dingfod]

To us Merkins, "bonk" means to hit someone over the head, whereas, "boink" is another slang term for sexual intercourse like fuck, fucking, screw, screwing, ass, nooky, nookie, piece of ass, piece of tail, roll in the hay, shag, or hide the sausage.

[raspberrybullets]

Well I never want anyone "boinking" me, doesn't sound like it'd be all that good. Much rather a screw or a fuck.

[Dingfod]

Okay, according to Urban Dictionary "bonk" means sexual intercourse and "boink" means "A word that your parent's use to describe sex to you, even when you are an adult." Must be a generational thing.

[raspberrybullets]

Ha! I was right! Ner. :P

[raspberrybullets]

And I don't think it's a generational thing cos somebody I asked about it from your generation agreed with me. Could be a cultural thing though as he is also an aussie.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Ryoko and Washu from the Tenchi series. 700 and 20,000 years old, and still very screwable.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Alyssa Ogawa from Star Trek:TNG, Deep Space Nine and Star Trek:First Contact

[Odysseus]

Lizzy Bennet, Cho Chang.

[Legs]

How about this guy? :shiftier:

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/image.php?u=39&dateline=1136697794

[BDS]

If Odysseus makes any more obscene remarks about Miss Elizabeth Bennet, or if he continues to call her "Lizzy" instead of "Miss Elizabeth Bennet" I will personally introduce him to a whisty facer, and mill him down with my bunches of fives.

[livius drusus]

You're just making up words now.

[BDS]

No I'm not! They're all legitimate, Regency boxing slang -- as gleaned from my sister's Georgette Heyer novels.

I never have figured out the nature of the "Yard of Tin" that the non-driver in a buggy race carried. I think it might have been some sort horn, that he blew at toll gates and crossings, but I'm not sure.

[livius drusus]

I know; I was just joshin' ya. Not that I don't keep What Jane Austen Ate and Charles Dickens Knew (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0671882368/qid=1136913434/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/002-3790989-8420034?n=507846&s=books&v=glance) with me at all times when I'm reading 19th century British literature, mind you, because I totally do.

[BDS]

Jane Austen rarely used slang, except to place it in the speeches of characters she disliked.

OK, I admit that Catherine Morland, who was only 17, used it occasionally, to the disapproving amusement of her future husband, Henry Tilney.

Miss Austen would, doubtless, disapprove of the word "boink", especially when used in reference to one of her most beloved characters.

[beyelzu]

carla singer from fight club, book or movie.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

How about this guy? :shiftier:

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/image.php?u=39&dateline=1136697794


erimir? :eh?:

[Odysseus]

I do apologise. Kitty from Anna Karenina instead then!

[BDS]

Apology accepted.

Now I can merely deplore your taste. Why would you possibly prefer Kitty over Anna?

Ah, the delusions of youth!

[Odysseus]

Apology accepted.

Now I can merely deplore your taste. Why would you possibly prefer Kitty over Anna?

Ah, the delusions of youth!

Anna is an oversexed slut (pardon my proletarian).



Kitty is a virginal beauty!

Also Helen of Troy has to get a Honk Honk, or something!

[Ensign Steve]

How about this guy? :shiftier:

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/image.php?u=39&dateline=1136697794


erimir? :eh?:

erimir is not fictional. Neither is the guy in my av. Anyway I would not boink him. You should see his face!

[BDS]

As I said, ah youth! Such innocence to prefer the virginal beauty to the oversexed beauty.

Virginal men prefer virgins, I suppose.

As for helen: "Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the topless towers of Ilium? Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss..." Marlowe

[mindstain]

Scheris from S-Cry-ed. I know, before the thread goes on a tangant about attractions to Cartoon characters. However, her voice is angelic, and her character is a hopeless romantic; and I, being sensitive (loser....AHEM) type that I am, find that extremely attractive.

Scryed_wall 20_jpg

[livius drusus]

You'll need to upload that as an attachment, mindstain. Click on "edit", scroll down and click on "Manage Attachments", then click "Browse" and find the file on your hard drive. Click "Upload" and close the window. Click on "Save Changes" at the bottom of the screen, and voila! :)

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Tendo Rushuna, the lady in my sig. Wikipedia says she's 16, but I think the author of that Wikipedia page is full of shit. Look at her face, even in anime style she has to be like 21-23. I found another place that pegged her age at 25, so who knows...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

erimir is not fictional. Neither is the guy in my av. Anyway I would not boink him. You should see his face!


Husband, eh? :eh?:

[Dingfod]

Tendo Rushuna, the lady in my sig. Wikipedia says she's 16, but I think the author of that Wikipedia page is full of shit. Look at her face, even in anime style she has to be like 21-23. I found another place that pegged her age at 25, so who knows...Your heartthrob, voice actress Mikako Takahashi, is 25 according to wikipedia.

[Blue]

Jared Leto when he's in 'Requiem for a Dream'

Samantha Jones from 'Sex in the City'

Mr.Big from 'Sex in the City'

Ross Ghellar from 'Friends'

[Carnivale Ed]

Blue's avatar.

[Odysseus]

As I said, ah youth! Such innocence to prefer the virginal beauty to the oversexed beauty.

Virginal men prefer virgins, I suppose.


Not virginal, i just like them. I suppose its because lots of girls my age are virgins.


And yes Helen was the one that caused all the furore in the ancient world. Must have been pretty beautiful.

[BDS]

Not virginal, i just like them. I suppose its because lots of girls my age are virgins.
.

Exactly. I meant my comment as a whistful, nostlagic memory, not as an insult. Teenagers SHOULD be virginal (well, for the majority of their teenage years, anyway).

[Odysseus]

Not virginal, i just like them. I suppose its because lots of girls my age are virgins.
.

Exactly. I meant my comment as a whistful, nostlagic memory, not as an insult. Teenagers SHOULD be virginal (well, for the majority of their teenage years, anyway).

Im afraid to say that is a nice sentiment, howener no longer the case. I was at a mixed boarding school, and it seemed that everyone was up to hi jinks. Not complaining mind.

I think that virginal beauty is only something i can lust after for a wee while longer, as im not really into the macho, "Fuck a fresher" attitude that seems to interest my fellow students.


Anyway back to the topic, Camilla from The Secret History is a good one!

[Shake]

Blue's avatar.
That or Legs' sigs. :yup:

[Shake]

... and her (http://www.galactanet.com/comic/viewfanart.php?imageName=mbk1.jpg).

[happykat]

Joe Morelli

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Joe Morelli


Google is only finding real people, and some from books; so, where's this fictional Joe from?

[Dingfod]

Janet Evanovich's book One for the Money had a Joe Morelli as a Trenton vice-cop. That was the fourth item on a Google search.

[Carnivale Ed]

... and her (http://www.galactanet.com/comic/viewfanart.php?imageName=mbk1.jpg).
Meh.