So how big are your feet, boys?

[Petra]

http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html


Eugenia (a work colleague) and I have been collecting data around the office this morning, and we've concluded that Lee has the biggest feet. He's pretty cute, too. I may have to start talking to him more often. For research purposes, of course. :innocent:

[Crumb]

The chart is wrong. I'm am not going to explain why though. That's none of your business. :ptht:

ETA: At the very bottom of the page, is says "The most recent study indicated there was no correlation between shoes and penises."

[Petra]

That's none of your business.

:examine:




:giggle:

[Crumb]

Of course you folks will assume the worst! You bastards!

[cappuccino]

I can say that there isn't a correlation between my shoes size and my penis length. :hmph:

[ChuckF]

There is absolutely no correlation between my shoe size and penis length. Unless I'm wearing boots that come up to my knees.

[livius drusus]

Which you never wear when you go commando on account of the chafing.

[Dingfod]

10-1/2

I'm not telling what that number signifies.

[Beth]

My hubby is 10 1/2, too.

[justaman]

I reckon this thing's waaay off. Being in the army I've had any number of discussions about this issue and i know a heckuva lot of guys that claim to be around 6" but I don't know many people at all with shoe sizes below 7. The average is off I think.

I wear shoes with UK sizes of 10.5 right up to 13, depending on the shoe. Relating that to Mr Happy, however, I should probably only be wearing UK 8.5s or something, and frankly my toes would need to be chopped off for that to occur.

A foot circumcision, if you will.

[viscousmemories]

I wear a size 13 shoe, and my penis is the porridge Goldilocks chose.

[Beth]

I wear a size 13 shoe, and my penis is the porridge Goldilocks chose.
So yours is just right?

[godfry n. glad]

Big enough.

[Shake]

In US sizes, usually 10.5 or 11, although I've gone as high as a 12 with things like ice skates. Izzat what you wanted to know, luna?

[viscousmemories]

So yours is just right?
Well I wouldn't say just right. :wink:

[Beth]

In US sizes, usually 10.5 or 11, although I've gone as high as a 12 with things like ice skates. Izzat what you wanted to know, luna?I have a feeling that both shoe size and penis size are wanted. :giggle:

[Beth]

So yours is just right?
Well I wouldn't say just right. :wink: :blush: Er, nevermind.

[Dingfod]

I have a feeling that both shoe size and penis size are wanted. :giggle:I like having both.

[Beth]

I like having both.I personally like having shoe size, as well, but have no desire to have a penis size to offer.;)

[JoeP]

Being in the army I've had any number of discussions about this issue and i know a heckuva lot of guys that claim to be around 6" but I don't know many people at all with shoe sizes below 7.
You know why women are so bad at parking?
(C'mon, just for the sake of the joke)
Because they've always been told this :larrow:---------:rarrow: is 6 inches

Girls, isn't it true that girth is as or more important than length? I take a wide fitting.

[godfry n. glad]

Being in the army I've had any number of discussions about this issue and i know a heckuva lot of guys that claim to be around 6" but I don't know many people at all with shoe sizes below 7.
You know why women are so bad at parking?
(C'mon, just for the sake of the joke)
Because they've always been told this :larrow:---------:rarrow: is 6 inches

Girls, isn't it true that girth is as or more important than length? I take a wide fitting.

C'mon, Joe... It's gotta be long enough to stay in place on the backstroke!

[Petra]

In US sizes, usually 10.5 or 11, although I've gone as high as a 12 with things like ice skates. Izzat what you wanted to know, luna?

Woah, Shake! I think I'm gonna make you mine, baby. :wink:

[Petra]

C'mon, Joe... It's gotta be long enough to stay in place on the backstroke!

Yup.


But not so long your cervix takes a hammering. :eek:

[John Carter]

I wear a US size 13 D shoe.

[justaman]

I wear a US size 13 D shoe.
Well that shut everyone the fuck up.

[Godless Dave]

12

[Julian]

13 :)

[Dingfod]

I don't know how you guys with surfboards for feet actually function in real life. Hell, my 10-1/2s are too big for my motorcycle shifter and pretty much the maximum size for the pedals on my Ford Ranger.

[JoeP]

I wear a US size 13 D shoe.
Well that shut everyone the fuck up.
He told us the size of his shoe, not the size of his feet. He neglected to mention the extra socks stuffed into the toes.

Which reminds me, have you seen the ads for those WondershoesTM?

[JoeP]

I don't know how you guys with surfboards for feet actually function in real life. Hell, my 10-1/2s are too big for my motorcycle shifter and pretty much the maximum size for the pedals on my Ford Ranger.
Shoe envy is such a sad thing.

[Dingfod]

I'll bet you guys are ALL jealous of my feet that are just the right size.

[godfry n. glad]

I don't know how you guys with surfboards for feet actually function in real life. Hell, my 10-1/2s are too big for my motorcycle shifter and pretty much the maximum size for the pedals on my Ford Ranger.
Shoe envy is such a sad thing.

Indeed. And what does all this have to say about the sex-life of clowns?

[Beth]

Well, I have size 8 1/2 feet. Is there any signifigance for a female with small feet for her height?

[godfry n. glad]

Well, I have size 8 1/2 feet. Is there any signifigance for a female with small feet for her height?

Um... Maybe you'd better cut back on the Kegel exercises?

[JoeP]

Warrenly, :qex: avatar. You're :toast:.

[Dingfod]

I'm Powdered Toast Man.

[Godless Dave]

I don't know how you guys with surfboards for feet actually function in real life. Hell, my 10-1/2s are too big for my motorcycle shifter and pretty much the maximum size for the pedals on my Ford Ranger.

Some cars are hard for me to drive because of this. But the worst are toe clips on bicycles; they're never deep enough so I end up pedaling with my toes instead of the balls of my feet.

[Beth]

You know, I thought it was the nose size that counted. :liar:

[godfry n. glad]

You know, I thought it was the nose size that counted. :liar:

Wide or long?

[raspberrybullets]

Actually, the correlation is between the length of the index finger and penis size. True story. There is a study on this in a journal, I'll have to get my friend to fish it out for me. In any case, it's only a correlation, not an exact indication of how big a guy's penis is. You'd have to take into account the size of his hand in proportion to the rest of him. A big guy may have a hand that on the average guy would look big, but on him is normal.

Anyway, what I'm interested in, is the circumference of guys testicles. Anyone wanna measure and let me know? And then rate your masculinity on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being Michael Jackson type effeminate and 10 being Vin Diesal macho. This is for a most important and legit research project. :D

Cheers.

[lady cop]

my 6'5" young son wears a size 15 American, buying him shoes through high school and college was a nightmare, had to get custom $$$$ cleats for 3 different sports. but in no way, shape or form do i want to think about his penis, i only hope it is a happy and safe entity throughout his life. he's the tall one on the left here.....

[PinkRose]

omg that is HUGE. i thought 13 was big, but 15. jesus christ those are :yup: really LARGE footies.

[Dingfod]

Anyway, what I'm interested in, is the circumference of guys testicles. Anyone wanna measure and let me know?Individually, or the entire sac?

And then rate your masculinity on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being Michael Jackson type effeminate and 10 being Vin Diesal macho.I can answer that but someone would probably disagree. I'm a solid milquetoast FIVE, I'm a 9 with 2 tendencies.

This is for a most important and legit research project. :DYeah, right.

[raspberrybullets]

Individually, or the entire sac?
the entire sac

I can answer that but someone would probably disagree. I'm a solid milquetoast FIVE, I'm a 9 with 2 tendencies.
It's ok, your number I can figure out myself. :D

This is for a most important and legit research project. :DYeah, right.
It is! It is!

[Crumb]

the entire sac
At what temperature?

[raspberrybullets]

Whatever temperature makes you happiest. :wink:

[Crumb]

A completely unrelated question: What temperature are your hands?

[Roland98]

Actually, the correlation is between the length of the index finger and penis size. True story. There is a study on this in a journal, I'll have to get my friend to fish it out for me.

So sad that I'm here on a Friday night searching for this...

Urology. 2002 Sep;60(3):485-9; discussion 490-1.

Size of external genital organs and somatometric parameters among physically normal men younger than 40 years old.

Spyropoulos E, Borousas D, Mavrikos S, Dellis A, Bourounis M, Athanasiadis S.

OBJECTIVES: To estimate the sizes of the external genital organs in physically normal adult males younger than 40 years old, as well as to correlate the resulting values with age and a number of somatometric parameters, to provide data that could be clinically applicable by the practicing urologist. METHODS: Fifty-two physically normal men, 19 to 38 years old, underwent tape measurements of penile dimensions in the flaccid-stretched state (total, shaft, glanular lengths), penile shaft volume calculation, and ultrasonographic testicular volume estimation. The resultant values were correlated with age, height, weight, body mass index, waist/hip ratio, and index finger length. RESULTS: The mean testicular volume was 16.9 +/- 4.7 cm(3), with the right testis (17.5 +/- 5.8 cm(3)) measuring slightly larger than the left (15.85 +/- 4.9 cm(3); P = not significant). The mean total penile length was 12.18 +/- 1.7 cm, the mean penile shaft length was 7.76 +/- 1.3 cm, the mean glanular length was 4.4 +/- 0.4 cm, and the mean penile shaft volume was 46.5 +/- 17.2 cm(3). Among the various correlations performed, the penile lengths (total, shaft, glanular) to index finger length (P <0.05) and to penile shaft volume (P <0.001) were statistically significant. CONCLUSIONS: Data on the size of the external genital organs among physically normal young adult men were provided and a novel formula for penile shaft volume calculation was proposed. Age and somatometric parameters were not associated with the size of the genitalia, excluding the index finger length, which correlated significantly with the dimensions of the flaccid, maximally stretched, penis.

[Crumb]

to provide data that could be clinically applicable by the practicing urologist.
Yeah right. ha.

maximally stretched
Ouch.

Among the various correlations performed, the penile lengths (total, shaft, glanular) to index finger length (P <0.05) and to penile shaft volume (P <0.001) were statistically significant.
So how are they related? Doesn't the paper tell us?

[Roland98]

Yeah right. ha.

Ouch.

My thoughts exactly.


So how are they related? Doesn't the paper tell us?

I'm sure it probably does, but it would take me forever to access it here on my home computer (dial-up). If you're truly that interested, I can download it next time I'm on my computer at work.

[Crumb]

Oh don't bother.

[raspberrybullets]

A completely unrelated question: What temperature are your hands?
Not sure exactly what temp, but they're warm. :yup:

[Crumb]

That's good to know. :blush: I really shouldn't have posted that...

[raspberrybullets]

Ah well what's wrong with a little harmless flirting? If you saw what I get up to elsewhere, you might not be so coy. :wink:

[Crumb]

well now I'm curious.

[raspberrybullets]

I bet you are. If you're good, you may find out. ;)

[Godwhacker]

Back when I was a master's student, I worked for a geneticist who was studying X-linked mental retardations. One common symptom is "micropenis" (I don't think I need to explain it). Anyways, he had a chart showing the frequency distribution of penis size (erect). Apparently, the measurement has to be taken "in the full upright and locked position", because many men who are relatively small in the flaccid state, grow quite a bit into the erect state. The average size, BTW, was around 6 inches.

Oh, almost forgot, Im a size 12....but very wide! :P

Serious on that...I have trouble finding shoes due to the width of my feet. When I was a child, my mother used to say that I had "duck feet".

[raspberrybullets]

I think the average size in Australia is a little larger than in America, closer to 7 inches. I could be wrong though - I've never tested that theory out. ;)

[Dingfod]

Of course, it doesn't matter if they can't get it up. Australia's per capita consumption of beer far exceeds that of America, plust Aussie beer is much higher in alcohol content.

[raspberrybullets]

Are you trying to steer the subject away from your testicle circumference? You still haven't told me that one. Nor has anyone else. My research will be a disaster. I'll never get my Phd! :(

[Dingfod]

29 cm. Does that sound right? I've got huuuuge balls.

[inland wave]

29 cm. Does that sound right? I've got huuuuge balls.
right....:doh:

[Dingfod]

STFU, woman, get back in that kitchen.

[inland wave]

STFU, woman, get back in that kitchen.
Okay, Al :bow:

[raspberrybullets]

29 cm. Does that sound right? I've got huuuuge balls.
Sorry, I was so astounded that I was struck dumb and couldn't reply for several days.

Thanks warrenly, your help with this research is much appreciated. :yup:

Now I just need some more volunteers....

[Shake]

Well, I don't know about measuring the testicles, but my index finger is 3.25" (8cm) long. When I go bowling, I almost always have to use a 16 lb. ball, because my thumb is too wide to fit in the holes of smaller weight bowling balls.

[raspberrybullets]

But how big is the rest of you Shake? How tall are you? It's all comparative you know. ;)

[Sweetie]

My question is, is there a relationship between ball size and penis size? In my experience, apparently not but I don't know. :dunno:

[raspberrybullets]

I doubt it. Ball size relates to testoserone levels I believe. I have no idea what penis size relates to but I'm pretty sure it's not testosterone. I'll ask my learned friend who's an expert on this subject. ;)

[Dingfod]

29 cm. Does that sound right? I've got huuuuge balls.
Sorry, I was so astounded that I was struck dumb and couldn't reply for several days.

Thanks warrenly, your help with this research is much appreciated. :yup:

Now I just need some more volunteers....I was just kidding about the 29 cm. I didn't actually measure it, them, whatever, it was just an estimate. They are large though, always in the way, always getting in a bind one way or another. It sucks to be me.

[Shake]

But how big is the rest of you Shake? How tall are you? It's all comparative you know. ;)
It looks better in Imperial: 69.75" (roughly 177cm)

[Dingfod]

Ahem! 185 cm here.

[inland wave]

you actually measured? hum.....

[Dingfod]

Height. 6'-1" is 185 cm.

[raspberrybullets]

I measured my index finger today and it's 9cm. Do you suppose index finger has a relation to clitoris length if it does to penis length?

Anywho, how long is your index finger warrenly?

[Alex Bragi]

Gotta love this thread! :)

This theory will always the same, some men will always be bragging about it, while other will whine about how accurate it might, or might not, be.

Well, I would like to point out that according to the Darwinian theory of evolution, a man with small feet and a huge penis would simply keep falling over, therefore reinterating the hypothesis -- survival of the fittest. ;)

I read somewhere, too, that Brad Pitt once confessed to "being hung like a hampster". Considering his considerable popularity with the opposite sex, that probably just confirms what many women already know to be a fact - that it's the motion not the measurement that really matters.