Jump yer bones

[Beth]

Do we have a jumping bones smiley?

[Crumb]

:fuckglomp:

[Beth]

That looks more like an ear fuck. Painful, too.

[Crumb]

I thought that was how smilies did it. :chin:

Except for these deviants: :sex:

[Beth]

Good point.

[latinijral]

Do we have a jumping bones smiley?

Do you forget .........(nevermind). :wave:

[Beth]

Anyone notice that the male smiley is pink? Why is that?:fuckglomp:

[livius drusus]

It's luna wearing her strap-on? :giggle:

[Beth]

Hehe. Maybe so.

[Crumb]

:giggles:

[beyelzu]

no wonder the blue one looks so said, he just lost his ear/anal virginity.

[wei yau]

no wonder the blue one looks so said, he just lost his ear/anal virginity.

Don't let him fool you, he ain't all that sad.

Notice how after it's done, he sits there and waits for more.

[pescifish]

I like how the pink one grabs hold of the blue's eye sockets to get better purchase. Don't try this at home!

[livius drusus]

Notice how after it's done, he sits there and waits for more.


With a smile on his face, no less. He's clearly asking for it.

[Beth]

Ah, I don't see it as a smile. I think it is bewilderment. I mean who would not be bewildered after a hit and run ear fuck? -Imagine the disorientation.- I suspect, though, that the pink male is not very well endowed otherwise it would be a more painful look. Or, the pink smiley could be like my puppy and simply attempted dry humping the poor blue guy.

I wonder, do smileys actually reproduce sexually, or do they reproduce due to mitosis? I see more evidence to the latter, so I must assume that they engage in sex merely for pleasure or mimickry of humans.

[livius drusus]

I think we have to consider if pinky is even capable of penetration. Given his physical structure, it seems to me that humping (dry or wet) is the best he can do.

[beyelzu]

nontheless, I dont think that the blue one enjoyed that vigorous ear humping.

[wei yau]

nontheless, I dont think that the blue one enjoyed that vigorous ear humping.

He probably doesn't enjoy it. It probably hurts.


But, it probably hurts soooo gooood.

[Beth]

Come on babay make it hurt so good...

[Zikes]

:roflmao: I never got these kinds of comments when this emote was still up on dA :giggle:

[beyelzu]

sometimes love dont feel like it should, like when Im being humped in the ear.

[beyelzu]

:roflmao: I never got these kinds of comments when this emote was still up on dA :giggle:
well, Zikes, we here at ff take our smilies uber serious, hence the smiliedome.


I would think you would a dA as well.


maybe we are just funnier.

:tmgrin:

[livius drusus]

:roflmao: I never got these kinds of comments when this emote was still up on dA :giggle:
I hope you know that I would have said something incredibly lewd had I caught it in time. :fantasy:

[Zikes]

Sure we take em serious, people are just a bit more uptight on dA ;)

[Zikes]

I hope you know that I would have said something incredibly lewd had I caught it in time.

If the admins over there ever come to their senses then you'll have your chance :D

[livius drusus]

It's weird too, Zikes, because it's an art site. There are nekkid people all over the place because, presumably, the site owners understand that art (un)covers every aspect of our humanity.

I call it anti-emoticon bias, myself. Speciesists! That's what they are.

[viscousmemories]

Uh-oh. I hope word doesn't get out that we've got the real deviants here. :D

[Zikes]

It's weird too, Zikes, because it's an art site. There are nekkid people all over the place because, presumably, the site owners understand that art (un)covers every aspect of our humanity.

Ah they don't have a problem with nudity, in fact most of the emotes I've seen are quite without clothing ;) it's when sex comes into the picture that they draw the line.

To tell the truth I'm at wit's end on how to handle it with them. I know I have the support of at least some of the administration (like keiross) but I haven't the slightest idea on how to approach them about it without coming off as some whiner they'd sooner ban then hear out.

My biggest issue is that I need to approach the right people about it. If I go through official channels it'll go straight to the admin that deleted it in the first place. I know there are admins that can reverse the decision that would hear me out, after all they have several emotes in their official legend where one emote is anally probing another...plus a :hump: emote.

[livius drusus]

Do you really think anyone over there would classify you as a whiner? You're so distinctly no such thing, and you contribute a great deal to the site and its members.

The anal probe emote is far more explicit than glompfuck because the alien is weilding an actually penetrative light saber/phallus substitute. There's no eye socket-holding, earfucking smiley which can compete with that kind of raunch.

[Zikes]

aww thanks livius :hug: I'll definitely give it a shot, I'm sure there's someone in the administration that'll listen to reason and can help me out :)

[JoeP]

Do you really think anyone over there would classify you as a whiner? You're so distinctly no such thing, and you contribute a great deal to the site and its members.

The anal probe emote is far more explicit than glompfuck because the alien is weilding an actually penetrative light saber/phallus substitute. There's no eye socket-holding, earfucking smiley which can compete with that kind of raunch.
And do you think we couldn't use that smilie here? I can think of a target. Put the power in the hands of the users.

[livius drusus]

I actually asked the creator of the only anal probe emote I really liked and he unfortunately doesn't release his work. :sobbing:

[Skep]

I wonder if comino has made one. :chin:

[livius drusus]

Good thought, Skep. He does have that fisting one. :giggle:

[JoeP]

I think there are some aliens whose anal probes need to be turned on him. :fuming:

[Ensign Steve]

I wonder, do smileys actually reproduce sexually, or do they reproduce due to mitosis? I see more evidence to the latter, so I must assume that they engage in sex merely for pleasure or mimickry of humans.

:mitosis:

[viscousmemories]

Well it's clearly mitosis: I've seen it with my own two eyes.