Euphemisms for The Member

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Rod Stewart
Joystick
One-eyed snake
Willy the one-eyed Wonder Worm

[Zikes]

Johnson
One-eyed monster
Woody
Admiral Winky
Wang
Pecker
Package

[SharonDee]

Trouser weasel
Oh, no, not that again
Rat fink

[JoeP]

One-eyed trouser snake
Third leg
Stiff leg

[Dingfod]

Tent Pole
Timber
Piston
Meat
Rod
It
O

[BracesForImpact]

More than you ever wanted... (http://www.starma.com/penis/penis.html)

[Beth]

Weenie, winkie dink, little man. :D

[MooseIBe]

Well I am dead boring but I always just use dick :)

My 6 year old nephew calls it a dinkle though :rolls eyes:

[godfry n. glad]

Tab. Or Tab P. As in, "insert tab P in slot V."

[livius drusus]

Who you calling a slot?

[Zikes]

:lmao:

[Dingfod]

Trouser Trout
Heat Seeking Meat Missile

[godfry n. glad]

Who you calling a slot?

Anything which accepts a tab.

[Crumb]

That seems like a broad definition. :rimshot:

[Petra]

Schlong.

[JoeP]

Why has no one mentioned Love Muscle? :puke:

[Godwhacker]

Willie the one eyed wonder worm?

If I can stretch the topic to include self use (abuse?) of The Member, my all time favorite was one that reportedly originated in austrailia:

"shaking hands with the unemployed"

[koan]

My favourite is currently: bald-headed hermit

[justaman]

Mr Happy
The purple-headed warrior

for abuse:
Choking the chicken
Going out with Mrs Palm and her five daughters.

[Sweetie]

Going out with Mrs Palm and her five daughters.

My friend goes out with Mrs. Palmer and her twin or so he says. Oddly enough I believe him. :D

[Dragar]

There was a wonderful time the comedian Jasper Carrot ran through a whole lot of the funniest euphemisms. The last one was the funniest...

"Willy, tool, one eyed snake, little fireman, dick, pecker, wang...Pirate of Men's Pants!"