lisarea
05-23-2005, 06:28 PM
1. How'd you find the Freethought Forum?
How did I find the Freethought Forum? You beg the question!
The Freethought Forum, its members, and its administrators emerged, fully formed, from my forehead.
2. Are you a member of any other online forums? Which?
No. This is my first day on the internet.
3. How do you feel about smilies (emoticons)?
:glare:
4. How do you feel about 2000+ smilies?
It's worse than Hitler. It's like 9-11 times two thousand. It is my existential hell, the deepest darkest night of my soul.
:glare: :glare: :glare: :glare: :glare: :glare: :glare: :glare: :glare: :glare:
5. Is flaming:
A. Hilarious
B. Beneath you
C. Irritating as fuck.
Fire bad. And sexay. A and C.
6. Is vulgar language:
A. Hilarious.
B. Beneath you.
C. Irritating as fuck.
I peer down my pince-nez in a disdainful fashion at You People and your crude manner of speech.
7. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the lesbian.
8. Who pays for your food?
A. The hard working American taxpayer.
B. An endless string of hapless sugar daddies.
C. Mother Earth, in all her bounty and benevolence.
D. Me, in the form of unsightly fatty deposits.
E. Your mom.
9. What's one thing you've always wanted to do but never have?
Consume the still-beating heart of some innocent victim, right before his rapidly dimming eyes.
10. What is your single favorite place in the world?
The inside of a dog.
11. What's the significance of your username?
It's a typo.
12. What about your avatar?
It is my lamentation on man's inhumanity to man.
How did I find the Freethought Forum? You beg the question!
The Freethought Forum, its members, and its administrators emerged, fully formed, from my forehead.
2. Are you a member of any other online forums? Which?
No. This is my first day on the internet.
3. How do you feel about smilies (emoticons)?
:glare:
4. How do you feel about 2000+ smilies?
It's worse than Hitler. It's like 9-11 times two thousand. It is my existential hell, the deepest darkest night of my soul.
:glare: :glare: :glare: :glare: :glare: :glare: :glare: :glare: :glare: :glare:
5. Is flaming:
A. Hilarious
B. Beneath you
C. Irritating as fuck.
Fire bad. And sexay. A and C.
6. Is vulgar language:
A. Hilarious.
B. Beneath you.
C. Irritating as fuck.
I peer down my pince-nez in a disdainful fashion at You People and your crude manner of speech.
7. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the lesbian.
8. Who pays for your food?
A. The hard working American taxpayer.
B. An endless string of hapless sugar daddies.
C. Mother Earth, in all her bounty and benevolence.
D. Me, in the form of unsightly fatty deposits.
E. Your mom.
9. What's one thing you've always wanted to do but never have?
Consume the still-beating heart of some innocent victim, right before his rapidly dimming eyes.
10. What is your single favorite place in the world?
The inside of a dog.
11. What's the significance of your username?
It's a typo.
12. What about your avatar?
It is my lamentation on man's inhumanity to man.