Shake shake shake ... OR ... Shake, Rattle, and Roll!

[Shake]

1. How'd you find the Freethought Forum?
Came here from the previous FF, an offshoot of II (http://www.iidb.org)

2. Are you a member of any other online forums? Which?
Yes. The aforementioned II, HH, MAAF, SecularLife, and PoleVaultPower

3. How do you feel about smilies (emoticons)?
:2thumbsup:

4. How do you feel about 2000+ smilies?
:eek:

5. Is flaming:
A. Hilarious
B. Beneath you
C. Irritating as fuck
At different times, any of the above

6. Is vulgar language:
A. Hilarious
B. Beneath you
C. Irritating as fuck
yes

7. Why did the chicken cross the road?
You mean you don't know?

8. Who pays for your food?
Me

9. What's one thing you've always wanted to do but never have?
Two chicks at the same time!

10. What is your single favorite place in the world?
Uh, lemme get back to you on that

11. What's the significance of your username?
Taken from a poor mispronunciation of my last name, it was a nickname that I adopted in HS and has stuck.

12. What about your avatar?
What about my avatar? Haven't we explained these things somewhere else?

[Dingfod]

Hi, Shake. Why do I feel like I'm greeting a German Shepherd?

[Shake]

I was going to say, "Well, I am half-German," but then I realized the placement of the comma in your first sentence.

Btw, that's a really cool avatar! It just seems to fit you.

[MooseIBe]

I am not entirely sure that's complimentary! :D But yeah I like warrenly's new one too.

[viscousmemories]

:welcome: to the FF, Shake!

[Sweetie]

Still with the same name, grrrrrr, and the same old recording in my head! :whup:

"It's a natural attraction
mother nature didn't make a mistake
but what really turns me on
is the shake...."

It's a real song, it is, it is! :D

I'm being subliminal message mind-fucked. :eek:

:D

"The Shake" by Neal McCoy :yup:

[Beth]

Shake, Shake, Shake, ...Shake, Shake, Shake,...Shake your bootay.

[Shake]

Shake, Shake, Shake, ...Shake, Shake, Shake,...Shake your bootay.
That was the reference of the first part of this thread title!

Now, if I only had any bootay to shake ...

More on that later if anyone's really bored and wants to know.

[Beth]

I wanna know!

[Shake]

Well, as a runner, I was into those spandex shorts and such that showed off my muscular legs. That, I guess, is what someone once meant when they said that only myself and this other guy "look good in spandex." I'd neither had any compliments nor complaints about my posterior from the ladies, so how would I know what it really looked like?

Yes, back in my days of being in really good shape, I knew that I had nice legs, and my glutes were equally firm when flexed. I somehow assumed it must look good, too. Due to my large legs, I usually got jeans that were rather baggy, so even photos of me from behind hid the obvious.

It wasn't until relatively recently when my wife mentioned that I had no ass. Then again somewhat more recently she confirmed it for me, "Yup. You have no ass. But I love you, anyway." Well, that's good anyway. She probably added a "sorry" in there somewhere (she's like that). It doesn't sound quite as funny typing it out now.

Sure enough, I tried looking in the mirror and such, as well as checking out video where I might have been walking away from the camera, and sure enough, I've got no ass. But then I guess guys aren't supposed to all *BAM*, J-Lo style, anyway. So, it's not like I'm upset about it or anything, it just changed my mental picture of myself.

[Beth]

Hehe. Well, you do have nice legs, if it is any consolation. Oh, a King of the Hill episode I recently saw was about Hank needing to wear a fake butt because he had no ass. You know, there is no shame in wearing shaping undies.;)

[Shake]

No, no, that's OK. No butt shapers for me, tyvm.