The landing party will consist of myself, Spock, Bones, and...

[Ensign Steve]

... Ensign Steve. :steve: "Oh damn."

I was so not going to do this, but since all the cool kids are, here I go...

1. How'd you find the Freethought Forum?

vm practically begged me to come in and class up the joint

2. Are you a member of any other online forums? Which?

Yeah. HH and II (very rarely)

3. How do you feel about smilies (emoticons)?

:super:

4. How do you feel about 2000+ smilies?

Somehow, it's still not enough.

5. Is flaming:
A. Hilarious
B. Beneath you
C. Irritating as fuck

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

6. Is vulgar language:
A. Hilarious
B. Beneath you
C. Irritating as fuck

Dude, if you have to ask...

7. Why did the chicken cross the road?

I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that I have no witty retort.

8. Who pays for your food?

Uncle Sam

9. What's one thing you've always wanted to do but never have?

graduate college (or high school for that matter)

10. What is your single favorite place in the world?

Los Angeles, California, USA. Home sweet home

11. What's the significance of your username?

It's from a Family Guy joke that I totally fucked up.

12. What about your avatar?

Why, it's Ensign Steve, of course!

[Zikes]

holy crap I love that episode of Family Guy! I can't believe I didn't catch it earlier I usually get obscure references to shows on Adult Swim.

Welcome to FF Ensign Steve, may you fare better than most other red-uniformed ensigns :)

Feels weird welcoming someone with 45 times more posts than me to the forum...

[Ensign Steve]

Thanks, Zikes. I think I'll be okay cuz they don't usuallly off the cute blonde ones (Tasha Yar aside).

I think you didn't get the joke because in the Family Guy ep, the red-shirt's name was Ricky. oops!

[Zikes]

Ahh I thought so! I kept thinking to myself it didn't quite sound right :)

[viscousmemories]

:welcome: to the FF, Ensign Steve!

[Ymir's blood]

:welcome3:

[livius drusus]

Uh oh... I sense more packing of the random quotes list with lines from Family Guy.

:welcome1: again, Ensign Steve.

[Shake]

I was so not going to do this, but since all the cool kids are, here I go...
She thinks I'm cool! ... *swoon*

[Ensign Steve]

Shake, you're cooler than cool. You're ice cold. :cool:

[Dingfod]

That's the only way to have a Shake, ice cold, otherwise it's just chocolate milk.