Greatest Arcade Smartasses

[livius drusus]

I don't know if anyone else has done this, but perusing the comments people post on the game scoreboards can be a damn funny experience. Here are some of my faves:

Clutch on Balloon Hunter (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=scores&name=balloonhunter&page=3): Hey, it gets easier as your score gets higher!

lunachick on Bloody Pingu (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=scores&name=bloodypingu): all this gratuitous blood is fabulous!

Goliath on Bikini Bounce (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=scores&name=bikinibounce&page=2): YAY!! BOOBIES!!!

Chiron on Chicken (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=scores&name=chicken): I AM THE KING OF CHICKEN. THAT IS ALL.

Quath on Crazy Shuttle (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=scores&name=crazyshuttle&page=1): I have now been trained to be a bus driver

BB2 on Cricket Craziness (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=scores&name=cricketcraziness): Bangladesh on a wet wicket would have scored more.

Blake on Curveball (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=scores&name=curveball&page=1): damn, I'm better than me

freemonkey on Cutie Quake (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=scores&name=cutiequake): the only good cutie is a dead cutie!

Ronin on Enemy Shooting (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=scores&name=enemyshooting&page=3): Why am I standing there without cover?!

Farren on Flamingo Drive (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=scores&name=yeti5): YES! The last 5 hours of my life were not in vain!

viscousmemories on J20 (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=scores&name=j20&page=2): I can't believe I can't even pee my way to a title...

Ronin on Minigolf (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=scores&name=minigolf&page=3): Oh, Yeah...Who's yur Caddy?

nvexio on Penguin Bashing (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=scores&name=penguin): only in defeat may one strive for perfection...

squian and vm on Pingu Slap (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=scores&name=pinguslap):
squian: Nothin' like slippin' the Pingu.
vm: Just what were you slippin' him?

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Y'all be funny. :D

[Shake]

Yeah, but liv, have you played Balloon Hunter? It does get easier ... at least for Balloon Hunter master Shake it does! :D

[livius drusus]

Yeah, but liv, have you played Balloon Hunter? It does get easier ... at least for Balloon Hunter master Shake it does! :D
I've "played" Balloon Hunter, sure, but I can't say I've played it, if ya know what I mean. It rather played me.

I have no idea how you did it, Grandmaster Shake. :bow: